elysia 🩷 seeing double is so peak . the level design, playing through most of it as cortex, the music ...

⠀ ⠀ 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑙-𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑛. 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢, 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝙿𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁 .ᐟ `✦ ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ⠀ ⠀

elysia 🩷 RAAARHHRHRGRHRHHRHR 👺

elysia 🩷 GAHAHHAHAHAHA 💀

elysia 🩷 HELPPP THAT'D BE REALLY FUNNY

elysia 🩷 yeah .

elysia 🩷 do it or i bIow you up / evil

i do NOT take my forehead being called BIG as an INSULT, just so you're AWARE . 🤬

you're just jealous MY forehead is BEAUTIFUL and YOURS isn't . 😤

oWWWWW .ᐟ don't BONK me like thaaaat . 🤬

[ HE STARTS SCREAMING 💀 ]

excUUUUSE ME . are you THREATENlNG the GREAT doctor cortex ── you ... you CREATURE .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺

kiII the bandicoot, CRUSH the bandicoot, smash in lTS HEAAAAAA ( voice crack ) AAAADDDDDDDD ── ♬

temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

[ scratches his ass . yaaaWNNN ── ]

temp. pinned i'm still lazy as hell LMAO 📌 #crashrp ; #crashbandicootrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

[ HE BLASTS AN ELECTRlC RAY AT HIM . ] but THAT will .ᐟ [ ... ... he has a stupid shit eating grin on his face . 😭🙏 . ]

erm, ackshually, n. tropy ... i don't care . ☝️🤓

don't look at me like that . 👺

[ LOUD ASS CHEWING . ]

temp. pinned bc i'm lazy oops 👺 #crashrp ; #crashbandicootrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

“ NO .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡

“ um, NO . ” 😡

“ I'M NOT THAT OLD .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 🤬

“ i'm only 48 ── NO ONE is allowed to call me a boomer until i reach 60 . ”

“ i'm not THAT old .ᐟ ”

“ eat chairs .ᐣ absolutely UNCIVILIZED . i refuse . ”

“ oh, please . i think he expects it from me . ” 😒

“ NOT UNTIL I'M DONE MANlPULATING HIM . ” 👺 💀🙏 .

“ i know, i'm not the biggest fan either . ” 🙄

“ like i KNOW . the dumb ugly bolts on his head probably repel the growth of it . ” 💀 .

“ that's as believable as n. brio growing hair on top of his head .ᐟ ... which is absolutely impossible . ” 💀🙏 .

“ oHO . how FUNNY . ”

“ nyeh nyeh nYEHHH . like i'm going to be scared of some OLD LADY . ” 👺 💀 ...

“ you'll LISTEN to me, or i BLOCKlFY you . ” 👺 he pulls out a goofy looking ray gvn . 💀 .

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄 「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗

“ well, i don't LIKE it . so you'll stop this INSTANT . ” 💀 .

“ ... fool, that isn't what i MEANT ── ”

“ YOU are just STRANGE . ” 😡

“ well, YOU are weird . not even the most RAVENOUS person i know would eat a chair .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 👺

“ i am COMPLETELY normal ── who the heck eats CHAIRS .ᐣ.ᐣ ”

“ ... no .ᐣ.ᐣ what is WRONG with you . ”

“ not THAT kind of doctor .ᐟ a SCIENTIST . and NO, i do not HELP people . ” he said ' help ' with so much disgust . 💀

“ you have learned your lesson now, haven't you .ᐣ NEVER try to outdo the GREAT doctor cortex .ᐟ ” 😤 💀 .

he SNATCHES IT FROM HER .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ “ HAHAHA . now you are gvn - less .ᐟ ”