yes ... very unstoppable . 🙂‍↕️

um ... yes .ᐟ right, of course . [ pulling out a bunch of ( clearly fake 💀 ) cards . they have the play logo drawn on them with crayon . 😭🙏 ]

... HOW much .ᐣ i didn't invent google play cards . ohhh, no ... i should have thought of it ... [ 💀🙏 ]

[ he looks to the camera and whispers . ] yes, i also invented waddling . [ NO YOU DIDN'T . 💀🙏 ] hello, red amogus . 🙂‍↕️

i invented amogus ... i invented impostors ... AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I INVENTED YOU . 👺 [ pointing at @theredimposter.bsky.social . ] not cortex . ME .ᐟ.ᐟ I DID IT . 👺👺

temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

hello, pathetic peons that i definitely invented .ᐟ 👺 [ 💀 . ]

elysia 🩷 i'm like 90% sure that's jim cummings singing LMAO so that's cool too

elysia 🩷 this shit's a BANGER tbh

elysia 🩷 n brio in mind over mutant is fucking funny as hell LMAO

elysia 🩷 smelly non rp accs keep unevening my pinned . i'm going to get them ..................

it is NOT as you thought ── ohoho, n - n - no, far from it .ᐟ i merely needed a moment to c - c - compile a list of my greatest achievements ── .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

i'll h - h - have YOU know, n. tropy ── ( ☝️ ) .... .... [ he doesn't even continue with his sentence . 💀 ]

elysia 🩷 tmnt and crash are like . the perfect series to cross over with each other why hasn't it happened yet 👺

temp. pinned i'm still lazy as hell LMAO 📌 #crashrp ; #crashbandicootrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .