I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)

Can we play away every week

Simon Jordan is the angry middle aged white man Neville’s talking about. Get this disgrace off the air. And don’t listen to this gutter radio station

Please

With an international break coming up, there’s a LOT of positives for us Spurs fans to look at! - We’re third in the table after 7 games, 2 points behind the leaders. - We’ve got a goal difference of +8, third best after Arsenal and City - We’ve won 6 and lost just 1 of 10 games in all competitions

Just found out that Lamine Yamal’s mother is charging people to dine in the same restaurant as her. 800 euros. “Don’t miss the opportunity to meet the mother of the best footballer in the world” What?! 😂

“We need to replace Vicario”

HE CAN'T STOP SCORING

Most successful take-ons this PL season: 30 — Kudus 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 — Doku, Ndiaye

I see a lot of grumbles about chances created but we’re the second highest scorers in the league. All depends if you’re a glass half full or empty type. For me, if we are scoring goals from fewer chances - imagine the possibilities when we start creating more…

Really happy that Tel got on the scoresheet today. Keep going lad

That is a very good performance in the end. No abundance of chances. But a much better second half. This was a tough game make no mistake. Sat a bit too deep for last 15 and invited pressure. But at this stage of the season it’s all about points in the bag until the form evolves

I’m really hoping that people start to respect the competitive level of this league and understand that we aren’t going to blow teams away. If the opposition has a bad day and we have a good one, maybe. Sitting deep and defending will happen at times. Stop disrespecting opponents. They aren’t mugs

Don’t care who they are, that’s a tough place to go and get a result (as has been highlighted this week). Eight unbeaten. COYS

Come on then…let’s hear you moan about that one

And that’s exactly why. That Kudus miss looks even worse now

Should’ve been two. They need to take their chances

Telllllllll

Bodo Glimt have beaten 10 of 13 European opponents at home, and twice it was Spurs who they failed to beat? I’ll take that. #COYS

Seven unbeaten #COYS

Enjoyed that half, as chaotic as it was. End-to-end stuff really. Missed the first half but this momentum chart shows a tale of two halves. I presume we were better second half

COYS

Fuck Bodo. Them and their shit fucking pitch

How the fuck did that take so long? I saw it once and it was absolutely clear

Fucking nonsense this

What a goal that is

Not able to get to a screen until the second half…are we playing as badly as the stats suggest?

Is it just me or is Ange’s sacking affecting people’s judgement? I feel like criticism is almost inevitable at the moment regardless of results and it’s harsh. Mostly all from Ange-inners. I was one, btw. But now I’m backing the new manager and squad, because what else do I do?

This aged like milk. I maintain that he should’ve walked and it was a penalty

Gabriel headloss. Love it. Shame Woltemade didn’t go down, Gabriel would have walked. Arguably should’ve anyway

“Palhinha should’ve gone off”

This makes me a little sad. Come on kid, we all want you to smash it. Stop reading social media and focus on what you’re good at

All these offers for the club are making me think one thing. For ENIC, it’s time to shit or get off the pot.

Anyone seen that insta post from Brooklyn earick? Playing games or is there something behind it?

That pass from Bergvall was beautiful. He’s matured very quickly

When’s the draw? Is it after the Arsenal game?

Imagine LWB scores now…

That deserved a finish. Great run, touch and pass

That’s two absolutely filthy defensive passes from Porro. Elite player

Can’t let this peter out. The stoppage slowed our momentum a little. I’d like to see a bit more from Tel & Xavi. Not for want of trying, they both played well. A killer pass from Xavi to assist Tel would be perfect. Palhinha has been great at the back. That was a foul on Xavi.

Are we converting Archie Gray to a defender? Unless I’m missing something that is a bizarre selection.

Premier League Player of the Matchweek winners so far. Matchweek 1: Richarlison. Tottenham Matchweek 2: Palhinha. Tottenham Matchweek 3: Szoboszlai. Liverpool Matchweek 4: Bergvall. Tottenham Matchweek 5: Gravenberch. Liverpool

Just clocked this over on Reddit. Top man. Still writing COYS 😭

Shutting out Haaland isn’t for everyone

I’d have taken that before the game. Definitely take it based on being 2-0 down. Hate this fixture

Dutch late night TV has its take

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

Swanseaaaaaa

Our Champions League Tito in all its glory. 🤍 European Nights at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium For @iain.coys.social as he wants all COYS for the match