I need volunteers for an experiment

Me after I put a fingy in her butt

What are boobs?? I'm a visual learner btw

This and some butt stuff

You're in her DMs, she's putting a blanket over my cage because it's my bed time

I'm about to smoke some Delta 8 and watch Step Brothers dubbed over in Romanian

Heading to the piss store, do you need anything?

The lion ignores the weird pain he gets in his weiner sometimes

Is "come get your coochie ate" too straightforward?

Having a threesome we're playing good cock bad cock

The early bird gets to touch his worm

Imagine you're giving someone a blumpkin and the bidet activates

Is it ethical to send someone a DM

First beer of the night I'm about to get real gay

a Bluesky starter pack, but it’s just a bunch of medications and a corner to cry in

I'm pounding a Rip It and cranking my shit tonight

Micro dosing blue chew in case I get pantsed

She used 2 hands on my weiner and I dont have a 2 hands kind of weiner

Kinda shit you have to do when shaving your balls

Jacking off to what could have been

Clown gf that makes a balloon animal out of your penis

Girls want a freak until you use her discharge as ranch dressing

Ordered Viagra off Temu and this shit gave me the Pharoahs curse. Blew a load of straight sand

When she catch you lickin the dried up residue off her dildo 🤦🏻‍♂️😩👊🏻💯

I need a volunteer for an experiment

Squirt? Pee? Its all the same when I put it in my bong

When she tells you to get on the bed and starts peeing on you 🥰

I need a volunteer that's 8 inches thick and uncut

Sorry I don't have Bluesky