come to me my oomfies

so am i allowed to send death threats again or is this a no fun allowed kind of website?

hi i'm back everybody

to celebrate getting on bluesky i will beat my meat until my left leg goes numb

what’s up fuckers!!!! (and to my beloved oomfies i WILL find you! and kiss you on the cheek)

me and my oomfies are so in love btw

i have returned to my beautiful bluesky oomfies better than any oomfies anywhere

hi oomfies