painful to be a person who likes the W*cked books because the tiniest section of the population has read them (or rather, just the first one) and half of that tiny section hates it, and then i cant say "i love w*cked" bc everyone will think i'm talking about the musical, which i hate :(

'tis the season

suspiria 2018 is such a perfect movie for winter, i feel like watching it every time the weather starts getting cold i love it so much

i'm learning through osmosis that audiences are pissed at some kind of bear caretaker in the new Wicked movie, who doesnt exist or have an analogue in the books. i'm so glad i've forgotten most of that musical. i even watched the first movie and i've already forgotten most of it! yahoo!

i have a recurring dream that kittens are appearing in my house at random

and let me not forget to go down to the boiler room and be obsessed with my boiler #MyBoiler

attempting to telepathically communicate to the members of MUNA that they should release new music. please i need good pop

We have Red Pikmin. We have Blue Pikmin. We have Yellow Pikmin, who can dig faster, brilliantly. We have Ice Pikmin. We have Glow Pikmin. We have all these pikmin.

And she'll tease you She'll unease you All the better just to please you She's precocious and she knows just What it takes to make a pro blush She got Greta Garbo standoff sighs She's got Club Penguin eyes

kinda rules how there’s two movies starring robert pattinson set in outer space which deal in part with dehumanization by the state and commodification of the body under capitalism and one of them is great (High Life) and the other sucks (Mickey 17)

i love adventure time i think it ended up being a great show. i only watched it for the first time through during lockdown in 2020, and ive rewatched it since. once it gets going around mid-season 2, it remains great til the end. And God I Wish They Had Let It End When They Ended It The First Time

there's something so special about crying to a thoroughly Crappy 2010s Rock song written for a lesser-known horror movie that i didn't particularly like but definitely liked more than most people do

man they weren't kidding. that really was a House of Wax (2005)

around u

i don't give a shit about zack fair. that guy is a plot device to me

who up skating they story a doodle that i got a little silly with #skatestory #coffeedraws #fanart @bysameng.com

the point of frankenstein is not that victor is the "real" monster. btw. and you certainly shouldn't have a character say those words aloud. btw. btw.

watch me until i fall asleep watch me always even when you leave naples that way i'll know that you see me and i'm at peace

lrt GRRRR RAAARGH AAAA TAKING HUGE BITES OUT OF THE GROUND

dreamt last night that i saw someone insulting californian culture on tumblr and i felt strongly enough about it to send them anon hate. who is Dream Me...

yknow. it's a good thing i can't watch Frankenstein 2025 because i fear it would piss me off too much

(to the tune of estelle's american boy) i really want to, smash a rock on you what if i smashed you with a rock (smashed you with a rock)

no one is allowed to talk about Wicked (The Book From 1995) except me and a select group of people who know what literary fiction is.

can everybody stop making Palestine all about celebrities or whatever. like sometimes it feels like that is the only thing that matters to some people about this. "MY fave is on the right side of history, YOUR fave is on the wrong side!" OK so people are being murdered. right now

theyre calling it "the worst cat photo ever taken"

let's all think about werner stolz

why am i so sleepy after the time change when i got an EXTRA hour of sleep.....isa it time to break out the two coffees in one day unfortunately and fortunately i think yes

cosplay funny moments (i have more pics ill post them later) #cosplay #stray #straygame

i hate when a character's arc is that they become a Badass and i, the audience, am supposed to think "wowww they're so....Badass. " and this is why i cant watch television

it's so embarrassing that i love Black Swan and The Wrestler because yeah i cant say anything else positive about Aronofsky. but we'll always have Black Swan and The Wrestler

if someone talked to me about "light feminine" and "dark feminine" in person i don't know what i'd do. i think i'd have to start swinging

it looked like this

i do not think d*nis vllen*uve is very good at what he does .

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Art Trade! Pilcrow and Juniper for @coffeerow.bsky.social !

dude i cant get Weapons out of my head (negative) the more i think about it the worse it gets. all that and for what.

about 30 minutes in to Weapons so far. all i can say so far is that Barbarian was a movie that made me say "well the pool of Modern Horror Director has gotten larger but not better"

one of the funniest things on The Web is when people are discussing analysis/interpretation of fiction and then someone says something like "yeah plus the text heavily implies that [character] was secretly a robot controlled by bugs living inside him!" when the text very much does Not imply that

What happened was 🤭👀 We reached the moon 😁🌕 But lost in space, I think we got there all too soon 😔😱 But you know what ⁉️🤔 I'm comin' back for you, baby ❗🫵 I'm comin' back for you ‼️🤩

i think so many things all the time.

i genuinely dont see what people have against the first Friday The 13th. i think it's better than a lot of slashers of that era

the lette R doesnt exist. what ae you putting on you fies?

ria mori: a high-ranking reaper, an agent of the underworld. a powerful wielder of soul-linked magic allowing her to harvest her targets with cold and calculated efficiency. aloof but obedient on the outside, deep down she searches for a purpose outside of her reaper work. #oc #originalcharacter

day 5: vivace papa's special boy. a little guy with a passion for performing arts stemming from his adoptive human father, a classical musician. wants to perform in front of an audience - singing, lute, reading poetry, et cetera - but has terrible stage fright. #ttrpg #oc

day 4: arkady a hardware repair expert and a master of technological this-and-that, arkady craves a new scene. not retirement per se, but a career change. they often seem quite tense and taciturn, but they're surprisingly gentle and mellow (when not stressed...) #timesandgalaxy #scifi #oc

The Ponyta disaster of '25

oh my god i want to see one battle after another so bad

ok i reposted that because im thinking about Hush again. ugly movie, horrible lead performance, no tension, badly edited within an inch of its life, insensitive and inaccurate portrayal of a community that the two asshole screenwriters do not belong to nor did they consult anyone. shameful movie.