“I am young… I am Muslim… I’m a democratic socialist… and I don’t apologize for any of it.” -Zohran Mamdani 💯

I’m crying over these Dem wins. 2 women gov’s, VA state leg smoking R’s and Zorhan fucking Mamdani winning NYC.

Watching reviews of Taylor Swift’s new album, my favorite comment was “Taylor really let her nuts hang.” From a non Taylor fan. 😂

I don’t think Kelce gets enough credit for his blocking.

I’m not a fan of the Packers or the Steelers, as I am a Colts fan, but nothing makes me happier than seeing Aaron Rodgers lose. Fucking weirdo.

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To our Ukrainian friends, please know we do not support the bullying of your heroic president and people. Trump is a weak bitch and doesn’t have a fraction of the integrity and bravery that you have. As a country, we still support you, regardless of what the asshole in the WH says. #slavaukraine

My starter word has finally paid off!

Hoo boy… reading a few FB threads on the No Kings protests… MAGA is not only unhinged, but they are proving how fucking stupid they are. It’s like copy machine of falsehoods and idiocy. Truly fascinating.

Extremely proud to be a Purdue alum.

Funny that the government has joined Bluesky to infiltrate our environment. Also funny, that they are automatically blocked because they are tagged in block lists. I haven’t seen a single post from them. 😂 Nice try MAGA.

Wolf Blitzer did not just say “this will be an emotional moment for the president” referring to 🍊🤡

Let’s not forget, Trump had nothing to do with this “peace” agreement other than his handlers putting a plan in front of him, next to his apple juice and jello, and told him to sign it. Netanyahu and Hamas know this.

This man on MSNBC was listing off options for Hamas to leave Palestine and said go to Qatar. Um, Qatar is known for breeding terrorists. Qatar is now going to have a training camp in our fucking country. What… the… fuck. I can’t wait for this orange shitgibbon to kick the bucket.

This bitch has had so many fillers that she actually is looking disfigured.

Just sent off my YES on Prop 50 ballot.

Man, I’ve always been able to eat super spicy food and crazy sour candies, but I swear, the moment I turned 45 last year, I can’t tolerate anything above a 3 on spice or sour. Fuck. I’m weak.

One guess as to who the culprit is.

Watching dudes and MAGA meltdown over Taylor’s song “Wood” is fucking hilarious. God forbid a 35 year old woman sing about her fabulous sex life.

Omg. I just ordered a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell for nostalgia. I hope it’s the lava filled bite that I remember.

Tyrique and Toby paired up for the Sweets challenge is hilarious. #loveislandgames

I love broccoli cheese soup, but I always forget when I make it at home, it smells like farts. 🫠

Saw my first ICE recruitment video here in San Diego. Absolutely disgusting propaganda. These Nazi fucks need to be prosecuted.

BBC should pick up Kimmel and Colbert and air it for Americans.

check out this canned response when cancelling Hulu... I never said "it wasn't personal." They are feeling the heat.

Disney is making it VERY difficult to cancel your account. I have had to go to the live chat to request a cancellation of my Hulu subscription. You literally can’t cancel anywhere on the website.

JFC.

Why are the GOP senators questioning why she has attorneys? This is weird.

Really annoyed to see Solene on Love Island. She is annoying AF. #loveislandgames

Scream it from the rooftops.

Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks. Joy Reid nailed it.

Fuck yeah, Stephen Colbert!

It’s wild to me that people get mad when Hannah Einbinder made a political statement, as if she isn’t a citizen of this country and not allowed to have a political opinion because she is a liberal. But far right? Spew your bullshit w/o consequence. Make it make sense.

Butker missing far right in the 1st quarter is too on the nose. But of course, Kelce will be blamed for the loss.

Something people aren't talking about enough is how often Charlie Kirk invoked the Fifth Amendment when testifying before Congress about the domestic terrorists he provided buses to get to Washington on January 6, 2021.

It is wild to see reactions to Charlie Kirk’s murder on social media. People on the right are outraged, but seemingly blaming the left for not being as outraged as they are. But failing to acknowledge that the shooter was even farther to the right of Charlie. But somehow the left is responsible.

Checked in on FB, in which I usually only engage in my beach community issues, went to my home page. Holy shit, the amount of idiocy is astounding. They are comparing George Floyd to the racist piece of shit that was killed. It’s abhorrent.

Trumps video looks like AI. 🤔

I do not mourn the death of Kirk. Do I condemn it? Yes. Political violence should not be tolerated. But I’m not going to mourn someone who actively advocated for the dehumanization of various minorities and dismissed children being gunned down as a necessary evil for 2nd amendment rights. Fuck him.

What are the odds that the person who murdered Charlie Kirk wanted to start a civil war?

Hoo boy, this Eagles Cowboys game is off to a doozy of a start. Ejection, fights…

When Trump says the Epstein files are a Democrat hoax, why doesn’t anyone ever play a video of him at his rallies campaigning on releasing the files?

Hey fellow CA peeps… the biggest donor to the “No on Prop 50” commercial is a Republican. Don’t fall for it. ballotpedia.org/Charles_Mung....

Wtf

Just saw Charlie Sykes said Trumps mind is “a bag of incontinent ferrets.” I lol’d but also, he’s such a fucking embarrassment.

She means white people carrying rifles or shotguns… in a majority Black city.

I know they won’t, but the FBI/CIA need to sweep the Beast. No doubt Putin planted something right in front of the orange clowns face.

I can’t believe that bloated orange fuck let Putin ride in the beast. Absolutely disgraceful.

I saw an IG post that was talking about how MAGA wears their merch still and Biden/Harris voters don’t. But I do wear my t-shirts still, mainly to prove that I’m not an asshole. Not everyday, but just in my t-shirt rotation. Any one else?

Hey CBS Mornings… why are you having the wife beating Dana White on your show? Oh right, because the orange clown owns you.