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Leeds, Dundalk, Celtic and Ireland and tell bad jokes
Guy walks into a chemist and says, "Have you got anything for complete loss of voice?" The pharmacist says, "Good morning sir. What can I do for you?"
about 4 hours ago
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I'm feeling a bit gutted, I really thought I'd win the giant butterfly competition. I told everyone I would win... Me and my big moth.
1 day ago
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My friend just got caught smuggling childrenās TV memorabilia through Customs. He would've got away with it, but he dropped a clanger.
2 days ago
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Went to a lecture about counterfeit moneyā¦ā¦I donāt remember much about it. They told us not to make notes!!!!
3 days ago
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Did you hear about the man that was killed when a display of vitamins and herbal extracts fell on him? Police say he died of natural causes
4 days ago
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I buy the same type of suncream every year. I think the number on the front is a factor!!!!
5 days ago
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Today, my parsley, basil, and rosemary all turned against me. Thyme is on my side, though.
6 days ago
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My mate said this Feckin water is feckin horrible, it tastes feckin terribleā¦..heās got no filter!!!
7 days ago
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Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph. Apparently they don't.
8 days ago
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Reluctantly I am giving up my weekly yoga class. The price has gone up from £15 per session to £30 and I just can't stretch to that.
9 days ago
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I came 1st in the percussion competition today! I won't go on about it though, I dont like to bang my own drum!
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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The man who invented the Ferris wheel, never met the man who invented the carousel. They moved in different circles.
11 days ago
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I phoned the Rhetorical Society helpline, but I got no answer.
12 days ago
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Just been charged £80 for protein powder. That's whey overpriced.
13 days ago
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If I make you breakfast in bed, A simple' Thank you' is all I need. Not all this 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Nonsense.
14 days ago
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reposted by
Ger (The Leeds View)
16 days ago
The Leeds View Podcast: Steps In The Right Direction
youtu.be/lydWW7pzdJg
- Chelsea Review - Liverpool Preview - Elland Road Work ? With Paul Brooker
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My mate is trying to learn to be a more sensitive lover. He got a DVD on how to improve foreplay technique. He said it was really good but he had to fast forward through the boring bit at the beginning.
15 days ago
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A nose walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman says "sorry I can't serve you". The nose says "why not?" And the barman says "because you are off your face"
16 days ago
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reposted by
Ger (The Leeds View)
18 days ago
The Leeds View Podcast: Male or Break ?
youtu.be/KPvKX-JmVWY
- Man City Debrief - The Guardian Article - Chelsea Preview With Paul and Gerry
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I canāt get into my acupuncture account? I think I've lost my pin.
18 days ago
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Ahem.....it is traditional for me at this time of year to say the followingā¦ā¦The days of Advent calendars are numbered.........youāre welcome Coming soon āThe Chris Reaā joke
19 days ago
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I've just finished my degree in sandwich fillings⦠I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.
20 days ago
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Iāve just failed my ventriloquist exam. I can't say I'm surprised.
21 days ago
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At my friend's wedding, every time he tried to speak, someone got up and said "Raise your Glasses". I regret buying them that pop-up toaster.
22 days ago
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Sad to hear that Pins & Needles magazine has folded due to poor circulation.
23 days ago
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reposted by
Ger (The Leeds View)
25 days ago
This Weeks Leeds View Podcast Is Live
youtu.be/INDlt8EF8u8
Thanks to Paul and Gerry as always.
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I scrapped ice of the car windscreen with my Tesco club card this morningā¦ā¦I got 10% of it off!!!!
24 days ago
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Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music. āļø
25 days ago
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone
26 days ago
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His wife said she was leaving him because of his infatuation with metomorphsois but he said he could change
27 days ago
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My mate makes plastic letters for toilet doors⦠He's certainly got an I for the ladies.
28 days ago
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Two competitors from the World Tag Championships were taken to hospital. Although they are fine now, experts said it was touch and go for a while.
29 days ago
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My indoor clothes dryer broke this morning.. It was the end of an airer.
about 1 month ago
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I went on holiday with BA last year but it was terrible... The whole way to the airport he kept on saying, "You crazy fool, I ain't getting on no plane.ā
about 1 month ago
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The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00am, 8:06am, 8:11am, 8:13am, and 8:14am
about 1 month ago
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Saw a clown doing sit-upsā¦ā¦.how funny things work out.
about 1 month ago
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Thereās a lad in our office called Celsius who recently left so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him⦠Heās the new temp.
about 1 month ago
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Imagine being at the baggage carousel and slowly realising you've got the shoddiest luggage there. That's the worst case scenario.
about 1 month ago
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I was in an Indian restaurant last night when I was told REM had split up. I was so shocked I fainted and fell into my mealā¦ā¦.thatās me in the Kormaā¦ā¦..š¤¦āāļø
about 1 month ago
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I watched that documentary about people who feel the need to deny ownership of hot drinks, and I have to say it wasn't my cup of tea.
about 1 month ago
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I was staying in a hotel , when I was offered the turn down service.... I said no thank you!
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
Ger (The Leeds View)
about 1 month ago
The Leeds View Podcast: Something Has To Change
youtu.be/RvRl-Y1OqAU
New format, recorded and available on all podcast platforms. joined by Paul from The Leeds Therapy and Gerry McNamee
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Something Needs To Change: The Leeds View Podcast. Leeds United Discussion
YouTube video by The Leeds View
https://youtu.be/RvRl-Y1OqAU
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Malcolm X chose that name rather than admit heād accidentally put a kiss at the end of a text message.
about 1 month ago
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I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me "what is your greatest weakness?". I said "I am too honest" He said "I don't think that's a weakness" I replied "Well I don't give a f*** what you think"
about 1 month ago
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After years in and out of prison, I've now settled down with a job repairing bent archery equipment. Yep, I'm on the straighten arrow............
about 1 month ago
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Really fed up with Amazon. Every time I order chicken pellets from them, I get an e-mail a few days later asking for their feed back.
about 1 month ago
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The man who invented gravy granules has had the freedom of the city bistowed upon him.
about 1 month ago
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Whatās ET short forā¦ā¦because he has little legs!!!
about 1 month ago
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My mate rang me last night to tell me he failed his first exam in Aboriginal music. I said, "Didja redo it?"ā¦..He said NoOOOOooooOOOoooo
about 2 months ago
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