All set for the Pocket TCG set tomorrow.

This shit kills me ngl

When the video games' central story theme is sins of the father

Explaining fantasy themed game tropes and inevitable fights, etc, with the hot new concept of "Chekovs train battle" wherein if your setting introduces that trains are a thing at some point you've gotta fight in/on/against that thing.

Magic is getting expensive so I'm gonna start handing these out to friends to get them interested in a real TCG

Trying to explain to my boss that I'm drinking water out of this empty rum botte only because it's the largest container I have on hand and the fact every time I take a sip I say "Yoho fuckhead" and throw a pen at him is entirely unrelated.

Having the worst board state at the commander game, but like 3 board wipes in your hand

Hundred Steps available now for free! Ascend 100 steps of stairs while fending off creatures from the dark. Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Jk... Itch page: sam-gamedev.itch.io/hundred-steps #sAm_art #GodotEngine #horror

"Have the strength to refrain from kicking people in the nuts" ??? And deny my boots their purpouse???

When the video games' central story theme is sins of the father

A reasonably sized voltron commander.

Sage is the funniest fucking character in Cross Worlds I swear.

I gotta buncha stickers with mine

Checkmate liberals, if the Sonic Crossworlds theme is bad, how come I get emotional every time I hear it?

Enjoying this new widget feature