hallo ich bin nicht mehr so oft hier aber ich wollte euch folgendes meme aus eigenanbau nicht vorenthalten

i am unsure if you were aware but i am in fact a lesbian

cn politik boah fucking hell ich kann nicht mehr, cxu will alle geflüchteten direkt zurückweisen, örr spricht konstant nur von "europarechtlichen hindernissen", bro es geht um die fucking un menschenrechtserklärung??? könnte man das maybe mal am rande erwähnen???

maybe my sensory issues arent universal (shocking) but in my opinion advertisement with either a) childrens voices or b) whispering should be banned internationally

making xe/xir pizza call that neoprolitana

clit cover so good call that the godhood

neopronouns are cool and good and i feel like ppl arent using them to their full potential. you can literally inject words into other ppls sentences abt you!!! shit like "killing fascists/the revolution" would go hard as a pronoun, not to mention the possibilities for sql injections or xss online

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*shaking my head and sighing wistfully* lesbians...

cn pic of nude breasts can i offer you some tits in these trying times?

zwar knapp verfehlt aber in diesen schweren zeiten helfen nur noch schwerere titten, ich sinniere noch etwas drüber aber die chance für conch-titten steht trd

twitch emotes walked so tone indicators could run

cn nsfw the orgasm + nap combination stays winning

honestly rr wenn linke mehr zweitstimmen kriegt als grüne kriegt ihr 1 tittenbild von mir

cn more nsfw the woes of being a size queen: all the toys i used to use for anal are wayyyy to large to fit in my new pussy so i have _nothing_ i can use on an unrelated note its valentines day and i havent gotten any gifts yet, just saying

holy shit my period is hitting me like a truck this month can it be over already??? prog period rly hits different hot damn

i can feel that im spending too much time on social media bc im on the brink of discourseposting. saw an opinion i disagreed with and instead of thinking "ah this person is wrong" and going on with my day i spent the past 30mins arguing with them in my head

> ich spreche mit kollegen ab dass ich ein feature schon mal implementiere und er abklärt wie das gebucht wird > ich implementiere es komplett, mache feierabend > er schreibt zwei stunden später ins ticket "ich sag bescheid wenn du damit anfangen kannst" bro????

cn calories, nutrition so i love that vegan ready made food is a thing now but could they PLEASE put more than like 400kcal into it?? i am a growing girl i need MORE

re der skeet zu heidi reichinek singt arbeiter*innenlieder: fände das unironisch eine sehr sinnvolle verwendung der nächsten 2 wochen, mindestens wäre es unfassbar witzig

i think im having growing pains in my tits for the first time in forever and im so fucking happy about it but also ow ouchie i wanna sleeeeeep

my special skill is creatively disassembling ikea furniture that should *definitely* be disassembled with two or more people on my own while causing an impressively small amount of harm to myself, my surroundings and said furniture

i feel like i may be in a lesbian sheep situation but the thing is. what if she rly is just standing around the meadow. without any intentions. i assume this is what everyone always feels like, how the hell did any lesbians ever get together

holy shit i actually ran a 400m interval without my heart rate going to the moon today i feel like a goddess

the top/bottom dichotomy is OUT. the real question of our times is this: are you a "the last pancake is huge" gay or a "the last pancake is tiny" gay

i feel like most of the voyager eps ive seen so far wouldve been a lot better if youd just cut the last 10 mins of each of them

cn bisschen doomerposting ist schon iwie ironisch dass mein lebenswille scheinbar invers korreliert mit der chance dass ich actually noch 30 werde lol

"Can i get a lavender oat milk iced latte" translates to "I'm a gay homo who needs her dumb bitch juice"

god damn it i am gay

HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU : you arrive at a place like 5min early and cant go in yet but also dont have the time to do anything but stand around awkwardly HAVE YOU CONSIDERED : smoking

is there a label for like, lesbian but twinks are kinda hot

everything sucks but at least i am making cinnamon rolls and seeing friends later and going ice skating tmrw

cn gesundheitssystem es ist so übel wie wirklich jede kleinste interaktion mit ärzt*innen (heute: mail schicken für hrt werte kriegen) für mich immer erstmal wie eine riesige unmachbare aufgabe erscheint weil ichs so gewöhnt bin für jedes miligramm menschliche behandlung kämpfen zu müssen

do yall think that when chappel roan was writing hot to go she knew she was creating the best queer party song since born this way

tits: pushed up eyeliner: outrageous dress: way too tight bulge: nonexistent i am ready

in my rennaisance era (i napped)

ich versuche mich auf arbeit zu konzentrieren, währenddessen thirstet der transfem groupchat über 40k, alles so wie immer

cn sucht cravings hitten mich wie ein lkw heute i guess es bleibt mir nichts anderes übrig als zum dritten mal zu masturbieren oh well

i think it should be illegal for restaurants to add multiple non-vegan options while not adding any vegan ones during veganuary. it certainly feels like a crime.

ah, the age old question: is this person trying to fuck me or are they actually just inviting me over to look at their fish and star trek models

why do they call it make up when you make up the nude face and make down pretty the make face