Eh, they're the usual. I think.

Nothin' old man.

I DID MISS YOU You're just. So pretty.

how do you spell gorjus

H. HEY CANDY!

AWOOGA

" Yeah. "

HELL YEAH WE'RE BACK AGAIN AND ITS ABOUT TIME TOO

ah shit, here we go again.

Ehh. Probably that one Walrus that ruined his birthday. Maybe the tiki guys who stole his bananas.

I miss Chunky Kong, man.

@bananaslammas.bsky.social “HE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~ YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~ HE’S FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL! HIS COCONUT GUNS! CAN FIRE IN SPURTS! IF HE SHOOTS YA! IT’S GONNA HURT!~ HE’S BIGGER! FASTER! AND STRONGER TOO! HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW! HUH! D.K! DONKEY KONG!~”🎶

" Nope. You drool more than a mule who's a fool. "

Breaking several bones.

" You know I rule. "

Gonna go aura farm now.

" I can keep goin', Drool. "

" Man keeps stealin' my bananas, capturin' my family, and startin' trouble. "

" And then maybe I'll go hang with ol' Toadstool. "

" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "

" Maybe I'll send you back to school. Learn to use the spoolG Have you eat some gruel? Go be a tool, while I lie by the pool. "

" Should I call you F. Ool instead? "

⠀ nessie. k rool and dk arguing

" I just said what I mean. "

" You mean Da-rool-ing? "

⠀ nessie. surprised there's no funky kong

" Your bad spelling? Your breath? Your smell? "

" Nope. Not one bit. Bunch'a cowards. "

The 2025 Nuclear Family

" Dude, be honest. Nobody would be around you if you didn't pay 'em. "

Ew.

" Damn. You gotta PAY people to be around you. "

" All them crew members of yours? "

" Hey, Diddy Kong can do things on his own. He can handle himself. Unlike YOU, apparently. "

Bad ugly crocodile thing.

" The fact that your only goons that stayed with you there were the same five guys? WACK. "

Bad.

" The fact that you got trapped for years trying to take that thing? WACK. "

" The fact that you needed a banana god to do it? WACK. "

" Yeah. She's doin' famous person stuff. "

" The fact that we found like hundreds of those since then? WACK. "

Great Banana, I love her so much.

" The fact that he can't even spell captured? WACK. "