" Nope, just hitting the books n' stuff. Lanky on the other hand. . . "

" Eh? She just went to college. "

" Ol' Nintendo forgot it. "

" Sure does. Kinda her whole thing! "

" Y'mean Candy? The most gorgeous lady ever? "

" Huh? Which one? "

" Damn right. "

Holding out earplugs. " These, my friend. "

" 'Ya mean Cranky? He's my old man. "

" YEAH LIL' MAN! GET OVER HERE N' GROOVE, WITH YOUR NEW GAME! "

" Oh yeah! Forgot to welcome you! "

" FEELS GOOD MAN! "

Yeah, but they got an industry plant.

You say that like we're winnin' anymore.

HIT IT CRANKY

LET'S GOOO

YEEEEAAAAAAAH LET'S GOOOOOO WE WON SOMETHING

Eh, they're the usual. I think.

Nothin' old man.

I DID MISS YOU You're just. So pretty.

how do you spell gorjus

H. HEY CANDY!

AWOOGA

" Yeah. "

HELL YEAH WE'RE BACK AGAIN AND ITS ABOUT TIME TOO

ah shit, here we go again.

Ehh. Probably that one Walrus that ruined his birthday. Maybe the tiki guys who stole his bananas.

I miss Chunky Kong, man.

@bananaslammas.bsky.social “HE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~ YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~ HE’S FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL! HIS COCONUT GUNS! CAN FIRE IN SPURTS! IF HE SHOOTS YA! IT’S GONNA HURT!~ HE’S BIGGER! FASTER! AND STRONGER TOO! HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW! HUH! D.K! DONKEY KONG!~”🎶

" Nope. You drool more than a mule who's a fool. "

Breaking several bones.

" You know I rule. "

Gonna go aura farm now.

" I can keep goin', Drool. "

" Man keeps stealin' my bananas, capturin' my family, and startin' trouble. "

" And then maybe I'll go hang with ol' Toadstool. "

" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "

" Maybe I'll send you back to school. Learn to use the spoolG Have you eat some gruel? Go be a tool, while I lie by the pool. "

" Should I call you F. Ool instead? "

⠀ nessie. k rool and dk arguing

" I just said what I mean. "

" You mean Da-rool-ing? "

⠀ nessie. surprised there's no funky kong