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5 days ago
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Eh, they're the usual. I think.
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13 days ago
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Nothin' old man.
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13 days ago
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I DID MISS YOU You're just. So pretty.
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13 days ago
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how do you spell gorjus
13 days ago
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H. HEY CANDY!
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13 days ago
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AWOOGA
13 days ago
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" Yeah. "
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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HELL YEAH WE'RE BACK AGAIN AND ITS ABOUT TIME TOO
about 1 month ago
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ah shit, here we go again.
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about 1 month ago
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Ehh. Probably that one Walrus that ruined his birthday. Maybe the tiki guys who stole his bananas.
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2 months ago
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I miss Chunky Kong, man.
2 months ago
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βHEβS THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~ YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~ HEβS FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL! HIS COCONUT GUNS! CAN FIRE IN SPURTS! IF HE SHOOTS YA! ITβS GONNA HURT!~ HEβS BIGGER! FASTER! AND STRONGER TOO! HEβS THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW! HUH! D.K! DONKEY KONG!~βπΆ
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" Nope. You drool more than a mule who's a fool. "
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2 months ago
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Breaking several bones.
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2 months ago
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" You know I rule. "
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Gonna go aura farm now.
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2 months ago
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" I can keep goin', Drool. "
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2 months ago
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" Man keeps stealin' my bananas, capturin' my family, and startin' trouble. "
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
Goose
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" And then maybe I'll go hang with ol' Toadstool. "
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2 months ago
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" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "
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2 months ago
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" Maybe I'll send you back to school. Learn to use the spoolG Have you eat some gruel? Go be a tool, while I lie by the pool. "
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2 months ago
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" Should I call you F. Ool instead? "
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2 months ago
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. k rool and dk arguing
2 months ago
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" I just said what I mean. "
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2 months ago
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" You mean Da-rool-ing? "
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2 months ago
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. surprised there's no funky kong
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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" Your bad spelling? Your breath? Your smell? "
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2 months ago
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" Nope. Not one bit. Bunch'a cowards. "
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2 months ago
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The 2025 Nuclear Family
2 months ago
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" Dude, be honest. Nobody would be around you if you didn't pay 'em. "
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2 months ago
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Ew.
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2 months ago
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" Damn. You gotta PAY people to be around you. "
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2 months ago
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" All them crew members of yours? "
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2 months ago
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" Hey, Diddy Kong can do things on his own. He can handle himself. Unlike YOU, apparently. "
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2 months ago
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Bad ugly crocodile thing.
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2 months ago
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" The fact that your only goons that stayed with you there were the same five guys? WACK. "
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2 months ago
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Bad.
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2 months ago
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" The fact that you got trapped for years trying to take that thing? WACK. "
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2 months ago
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" The fact that you needed a banana god to do it? WACK. "
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2 months ago
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" Yeah. She's doin' famous person stuff. "
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2 months ago
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" The fact that we found like hundreds of those since then? WACK. "
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Great Banana, I love her so much.
2 months ago
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" The fact that he can't even spell captured? WACK. "
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2 months ago
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