They need to make a Bad Brains/Bad Bunny shirt.

“You’re So Vain” response track: “But I’m Right (That Song Is About Me)”

👏👏👏

J Dilla but it’s pronounced like quesadilla

C.J. Stroud was on ‘First Take’ today and you’re never gonna believe this pivot into product placement. #houstontexans #texans #cjstroud #espn #firsttake

Watched the Venus Williams US Open highlights, featuring her fiancé, Andrea Preti, cheering her on in the stands. I was convinced it was Eddie Vedder.

Unclear which

“Elaine, don't interrupt, they're discounting something.”

“You're eatin’ onions, you're spottin’ dimes—I don't know what the hell is goin’ on.”

“They're goin’ in first with the last Bobka.”

“…Bowling's insane! bowling is crazy time!”

Buzzcocks in a Ross commercial. Alrighty then.

You know—Sublime with Rome wasn’t built in a day.

What if it’s like an Osmosis Jones situation and Bruce Springsteen has a wife and kids inside of a guy who goes by Baltimore Jack

Pinkerton Pony Club

Could be a GBV song at times. FF get no respect as a band of musical merit. open.spotify.com/track/1QZFn6...

𝘈 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘋𝘢𝘺’𝘴 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 has to be in your Top 5 Beatles albums. There’s just no way it can’t be.

I knew something was up with the AHDN recordings in the movie proper

REST IN PEACE, BRIAN DOUGLAS WILSON.

Just call me Sum 41's biggest single because I look like Jeremy Allen White's 'Shameless' character if he was overweight.

Venmorrison

Imagine hearing the instrumental bridge of “Across the Sea” and thinking Rivers Cuomo 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 a genius. Couldn’t be me.

ESSENTIAL LISTENING. The two-part harmonies gave me chills. Bass of course needs medicine... youtu.be/x7Mk7K8sv0Y

Looney Lock-Up Thought #829 Three of the most special, side-splitting, and subversive shows of all time happen to start with the letter ‘S’ (in order of greatness in my opinion): - Seinfeld - Sopranos - Simpsons #FadingPintoObscurity

If you aren’t releasing your own music, I don’t want to hear your opinion on mine.

I, Aaron Pinto, just tried my namesake bean for the first time in my 34 years on this earth.

Hold up…we can’t get the fuckin POPE a mic stand?!

This is so fucking good. OF COURSE tho Macca had the vision to go with the more-different-sounding one to break up AHDN open.spotify.com/track/74Z5zh...

If there was like a bartender hypeman / people pleaser type job that did not actually involve making drinks I would be sick at that

Snoop is approaching Shaq levels of “would do anything for money”

Me trying to figure out the CTA

My bad @zumphry.com here’s that sampler youtu.be/PW9rOC5oDwA?...

My 30-song debut album, 𝘈𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰, is officially OUT NOW, wherever you digitally listen to music! open.spotify.com/album/7gCuiO...

It’s not that I don’t like the band Chicago, it’s just that when I wanna get a shirt that just reads “Chicago”, if I do get it, I’m just gonna look like I’m a die hard fan of that band and oh no I have white people problems don’t I

Damn my airport gate is not as good as the first two airport gates

Good band name or album title: Windowsill Pie

Me

Klaatu - Sub-Rosa Subway 5️⃣ open.spotify.com/track/08BhQk...

If coming up with Beatles tribute band names could be monetized, I’d be able to buy Amazon.

Foo Fighters - Hey, Johnny Park! 5️⃣ open.spotify.com/track/0M5xRy...

Paul McCartney & Elvis Costello - My Brave Face (Original Demo) 5️⃣ open.spotify.com/track/5c8hJ9...

Optimus Primus

Optimism Prime

I love being on an airplane but I hate the stress of packing to TSA specifications

Matthew Sweet - Holy War 4️⃣ open.spotify.com/track/5ypWzQ...

Moral dilemma: do I unplug this because Tesla or do I let the person off easy because their novelty plate is kinda great

Why the fuck would anybody ever use a pen with a cap on it when retractable pens exist?

"Where'd All the Time Go?" by Dr. Dog is one of the greatest songs ever written/recorded. Maybe Top 50.

I’m done Mio and soda for now. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.