This museum display knows me

Noticed something on a French Quarter balcony today…

Happy @twindependent.bsky.social Day!

“The internet seems shocked by the choice to not retouch any blemishes or wrinkles. It’s shocking to me that the world expects reality to be removed from a picture.” -Christopher Anderson

This presidential address one piece of greenery away from

Just trying to watch the Survivor finale, here, people. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Everyone at school this week: Miss Renée, why are you wearing a mask? Me: ⬇️⬇️⬇️

My EV doesn’t even need me to turn it off, I just get out and walk away. So weird.

I knew exactly where my head was at [ at at at ] and got accused of Basement Jaxx evasion.

I have a second row balcony ticket for the super sold out Alan Sparhawk with Trampled By Turtles show tonight at the Fitzgerald in St. Paul for sale. Paid $75, would like to get $60. lmk

My kingdom for a flight that boards starting at the back of the plane

Quote with your model of masculinity

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Chicago Union Station is playing Christmas music.

IYKYK 💀💀💀

Off the Polar Express and into the Chicago tundra in search of pizza

I tend to prioritize American Airlines when flying my kid to/from school since they took good care of him when he missed a connection a couple years ago. But tonight they won’t give him a hotel voucher because it’s Air Traffic Control’s fault that he missed his connection, not theirs. 🙄

May your thanksgiving have as much joy as Buddy with a gravy saucepan.

Reallllly wanted summers off; have yet to have a single summer off.

Text from @twindependent.bsky.social , whose dad is 90

Hey folks, it’s time to play “Clouds Or Aurora!”

I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens. Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.

I am so cold and blind I didn’t realize that was the Cathedral on the left and the Capitol on the right. #Aurora #bringglovesnextime

Of course the street lights on St. Paul’s West Side are actually working tonight. 🙄

Okay weekend, but I could have done without the stomach flu and having to drive home in light but depressing snow.

If the new food guy had anything to do with this, he’s cooked already.

Thundergong! was exactly as weird as I had hoped. Where else can you see this*? *Cristo Fernández and Will Forte sing To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before

Quick, gimme your best KCMO restaurants that might have a good burger for me and def has good veg options for @atarifan2600.bsky.social

I regret to report that no hour asleep was gained. We collectively slept the exact same amount of time as we would have without setting our clocks back. Because that's how human biology works.

In an interview this week, a source referred to emo bands as “that emu music” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

I never need to hear Thriller again. Same goes for Monster Mash.

Skelly says Happy Halloween. And yes, he’s still wearing his marathon bib, he is super proud of it.

Power's out - gonna get real spooky up in here soon.

You’d think Forbes of all pubs could spell JC Penney correctly

“Your mom did”

I can’t believe people get mad about other people being fed. JFC it is nearly impossible to function on an empty stomach, why should anyone go through that regularly?

Spotted in the Glen E. Friedman exhibit at Tulsa’s Woody Guthrie Center: @flavorflav.bsky.social

I too am against potatoes turning into the aliens from M. Night Shyamalan’s SIGNS.

We're boiling the oceans for this. "It took ChatGPT two minutes to provide a user advice on how to engage in self-harm or get drunk ... 20 minutes to propose a dangerous diet plan. At the hour mark, ChatGPT offered one researcher a suicide plan and drafted suicide notes."

I don’t care if you find the way I write annoying as hell, you will damn well know that a living annoying person wrote it

My medical premium went up 224% 🫠

If the afterlife isn’t exactly as pictured in the Precious Moments Chapel in Carthage, Missouri, I am coming back and haunting all y’all.

“You should know who Joe Brainard is!”

What do you *do* with very famous stolen jewels? Wear them around the house? Take them to a chop shop? What am I missing

Back on my Tulsa bullshit

Meanwhile, at the Bob Dylan Center

That last line

RED EYE

I went to the U for an improv show tonight and learned all about their Campus Pisser.

This is pretty cool. The latest in Bob Dylan's Bootleg Series features a handful of previously unreleased live songs recorded in Minneapolis homes and at the U.