I can’t believe people get mad about other people being fed. JFC it is nearly impossible to function on an empty stomach, why should anyone go through that regularly?

Spotted in the Glen E. Friedman exhibit at Tulsa’s Woody Guthrie Center: @flavorflav.bsky.social

I too am against potatoes turning into the aliens from M. Night Shyamalan’s SIGNS.

We're boiling the oceans for this. "It took ChatGPT two minutes to provide a user advice on how to engage in self-harm or get drunk ... 20 minutes to propose a dangerous diet plan. At the hour mark, ChatGPT offered one researcher a suicide plan and drafted suicide notes."

I don’t care if you find the way I write annoying as hell, you will damn well know that a living annoying person wrote it

My medical premium went up 224% 🫠

If the afterlife isn’t exactly as pictured in the Precious Moments Chapel in Carthage, Missouri, I am coming back and haunting all y’all.

“You should know who Joe Brainard is!”

What do you *do* with very famous stolen jewels? Wear them around the house? Take them to a chop shop? What am I missing

Back on my Tulsa bullshit

Meanwhile, at the Bob Dylan Center

That last line

RED EYE

I went to the U for an improv show tonight and learned all about their Campus Pisser.

This is pretty cool. The latest in Bob Dylan's Bootleg Series features a handful of previously unreleased live songs recorded in Minneapolis homes and at the U.

The movie was very fun, and it was great to see @itsthebrandi.bsky.social & @atarifan2600.bsky.social & @twindependent.bsky.social & @billcorbett.bsky.social & @wesburdine.bsky.social & @dbrauer.net & @randballsstu.bsky.social & someone who looked like Dani &

To be fair, they are also supervising 75 kids at the same time. 😬

Heyyy Minnesota I see a #localangle

Just found the cutest photo of my dad at 18 years old!

*takes long drag of cigarette* *slowly exhales* Yeah, things ain't optimal at this juncture.

Pioneer Press article gift link.

All of Jarvis Cocker’s backwards jumps last night stressed the mom part of my brain out

Jarvis Cocker talked a lot about Bob Dylan tonight. He’s a fan and had all sorts of things prepared to say if he had run into Bob today. 🤣

Farm Aid looks and sounds really good online!

The collective talent onstage is so packed that Bob Dylan, in Minnesota, is relegated to a seat in the orchestra pit.

Me: I just need to temper my FOMO for the day - I am only one person, I cannot be everywhere at once *gets this pic from my husband* GODDAMMIT

I am going to Pulp tomorrow night, that is decided. But should I go to Farm Aid for the rest of the day? Am I being ridiculous? Should I grab a last minute ticket? Is this just FOMO? WHY CAN'T I BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE?!

Found out that @clepro.bsky.social died suddenly over the weekend. She was one of the smartest people I ever met, and just a sweet person, too.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Don’t mind me singing harmony to Danny Hutton Hitters’ version of Wouldn’t It Be Good at full volume in the Allina waiting area

I don’t mean to brag, but my information is worth over 37 bucks.

I’d be okay with a monarchy for us if it was this. #emmys

But just before that, the editors BLASTED music over the crowd as Sydney Sweeney walked out to present.

OWEN COOPER

ADOLESCENCE is the best TV of the year. Unfortunately, its messages become more relevant by the day.

It’s absolutely wild to me that people I know will really go on the internet and argue about how “guns are good actually” to my friend whose child was shot to death.

Melt the guns

JFC People cannot be AI. AI cannot be people.

My sister won a copy of Supertramp’s Breakfast in America off the radio when it came out. Childhood soundtrack.

I have read this letter multiple times over days. Wonder if JD ever read it. mcusercontent.com/d9e6e8ab9115...

I wish I could protest evil JD Vance’s visit to Annunciation, but I have a bunch of kids depending on me to show up to work today. Hopefully some of you can go in my place.

Does anyone know why the US Department of the Treasury sent me a check for $1.69? (nice)

Nelly in his Minnesota State Fair shirt last night

It's just me and @twindependent.bsky.social at the MN State Fair Grandstand for Mya, Ja Rule and Nelly

A group of 6 LCC K9 comfort dogs arrived in Minneapolis yesterday in the wake of the latest mass shooting. The organization deploys comfort dogs following tragic events. The dogs wore their "please pet me vests," offering love and comfort to those processing this heartbreaking tragedy. 15/10 for all

It was a magical night at Soldier Field 🤩🤩

I stg they’ll ban church windows before they do the bare minimum to limit guns

My building is full of tiny kids and awkward teens and everyone in between this morning. Joy and tears and learning and challenge. THAT is what school should be about. It is complete bullshit that the need for random people to own guns is more important than keeping schools safe.

Made it past the Hodag so I guess I gotta go to work tomorrow.

Look at my pretty picture! I got through 63 bevvies with @jessflem.bsky.social this year, that’s a personal record. www.twincities.com/2025/08/23/m...