Toothpicking with her dagger. Don’t ask.

“Get in. We’re going to the beach.”

“What is that?”

Are you. Are you writing down what I think it is?

“Because my own jeans got ripped, I had a spare in case. Even if there are parts torn, it still fits perfectly.”

Tawna got herself new jeans.

“Who?”

Twirling her hook gadget with her left hand.

“Yeah, I’m sure. I have them back at my ship I travel in to cross other dimensions.”

“Sure....”

“I still miss my Crash and Coco to this day.”

“The boss hasn’t been active lately. What’s going on with him?”

“No thanks. I have a spare of my own.”

“Tastes?”

“...Are you serious?”

CW: Mentions of Loss To this day, her Crash and Coco were gone from the heroic female bandicoot’s world.

“What are you doing?”

“Damn it, they won’t fit.” The consequences of eating too much wumpa fruits. 😔

//Am I being uncomfortable due to the description on the Tawna profile?

//Same goes for Alt Tawna as well.

//No l*wd accounts following me here. Good.

“Fair enough.”

“Ah, it seems you did your homework. Saves me the time explain it, but I’m not much of a multiverse theorist myself.”

“The earlier ver- oh, I get what you’re talking about. You’re referring to the other me from another universe where Crash and Coco are alive… and thanks for the compliment you made.”

“Have… we met?”

"They thought they had defeated me, but they don't know that polygons are everywhere. Actually, I believe I'll drop the villain thing. For the moment. Let's have some fun."

@parodyplaystation.bsky.social “Boss.”

An #𝐀𝐭𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐡 Solo. Title: Ｔｈｅ Ｕｎｄｅｔｅｃｔｅｄ Ｄｉｓｎｅｙ Ａｍｂｕｓｈ

SOLOS

“Ooh. A rebel group from the boss? Sounds fun to join.”

#WagonWednesday So the female Bandicoot is off to another universe, to save the world.

“I should check on the boss. He may have a plan for me to take into action.”

“Coco should be around here somewhere.”

“Oh, right. I forgot… my bad. If your sister was here, she would explain all the details on what’s going on.”

The badass heroine let out a small laugh to see Crash - NOT her Crash - from another universe. She lost count how many times the bandicoot has encountered him and Coco in the past events. “I take it you are aware of what’s happening?”

“And just when I thought I wasn’t only Bandicoot here… long time no see, Crash.” Said the female bandicoot from another universe.

“What about them?”

“I’m listening…”

“I’m no bounty hunter, you know that? But if it means to save the world…”

“Yes, what of it?”

“This is no good. It’s like having two N. Tropies teaming up with each other all over again.”

“Ignore the random photo someone took. What in the universe have I stumbled upon this time?”

"Don't worry. We have a thing where we fight, he loses. It's a well-established dynamic." RP Experience: About 9 to 10 years give or take. Not New to the character OR the verse. SFW is preferred as per usual. #CrashBandicootRP #MVRP #SSBRP #CrashRP #RPSky

……..

(Seeing a Tawna account makes me want to try and muse:

(The true names for these games: Cash Banooca. Cash Banooca 2: Gringott's Steak House Cash Banooca Wrapped Cash Teet Rabies Cash'm Bash'm Cash Banooca the Wrinkle of Cowpads. Cash Banooca Twitanity Cash Banooca Boom Bang Bingly Bongaly Boo Cash Banooca XYLOPHONE SAXOPHONE Cash of the Tittans.+