"Whose idea was this?!"

He's sleeping at his desk. Again.

❝STAY AWAY FROM SUBLIMINAL POISONOUS T.V. SIGNALS, FOLKS!❝ ››› sticks the badger. part of team sonic. boomerang user. wary of technology. main timeline portrayal with elements from sonic boom. a roleplay account set in the sonic the hedgehog verse. another muse of #pαѕтelpαlleтeѕ.

"You don't get it! I was built to live in your shadow. It's in my blood, my bones, my brain. There is no freedom for me...NOT WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!" An Independent Portrayal Of Surge The Tenrec #SonicRP #ComicRP #MVRP #BSkyRP

⠀"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨❟ 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨｡ 𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 ⠀𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙤｡ ⠀𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨｡" ⠀ #SonicRP | #MVRP | #IDWRP

*The bubble bursts, and Vector is now helplessly lying on the floor* DAMNIT

*He's now frantically blowing a piece of bubblegum so he can try and fly away from her*

//The idea of Amy personally hunting Vector down is so funny to me—

*HOW IS SHE OUTRUNNING HIM?!* NOOOOOOO

OhwouldyoulookatthetimeIhavesomeimportantpaperworktofilesoI'vegottagobye! *SPRINTING AWAY FROM HER*

— 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁 𝙈𝙀 ? —𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙔 ! — 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀 ! < temp pinned > < shadow from sonic the hedgehog > < #sthrp #sonicthehedgehogrp #sonicrp #mvrp >

//I'm so sorry btw lmao

well don't ask questions you don't wanna hear the answers to!

oh hey shadow how's it going man?

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it's not as fat as vanilla's

@sarasanroyalty.bsky.social The sun was just starting to set over the horizon, and Vector had been sitting on a park bench as he waited for whoever he would be meeting tonight. It had been a while since he had gone out of his way to meet someone, given that work had got in the way recently.

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Day 7: Love <3 List created by @astrxchoi.bsky.social (VECTILLA NATION, I CALL UUU!!!) #sonictober2025

Day 1 of #Vectillatober #Vectilla #vectorthecrocodile #vanillatherabbit #SonicTheHedgehog #sonic

"Oh..." Cue a sheepish smile on Vector's face, arms folding behind his back. "Okay, sorry..."

"Wait, are we speaking different languages now?" Approaches @kindness-extract.bsky.social. "Buenos días, señorita~."

Kneeling down to her and speaking in a soft tone, Vector sighed. "I don't want you ever using that kind of language again. Understand?"

"Amy! Cream said the f word to me!"

Vector had seen Storm prepare the bull-headed charge, so quickly stepped out of the way. However, he wasn't quick enough to avoid his arm, which smacked him right on the snout, leaving him dazed for a couple of seconds and a tiny bit of blood oozing from his nose, which he quickly wiped away. —

Gently waving towards her with a smile.

🥀🥀🥀🥀Temp pin🥀🥀🥀🥀

I could do with a new ornament for the office...

//I offer one (1) croc—

Oh yeah? I'll have you crying to your other bird lowlifes in seconds. Name a time and place, bozo.

And why would I waste my time picking a fight with you of all people?

Well, I'm sorry that I don't lift semi trucks on a regular basis. And I lift WAY more than what you say I do, birdy.

Says the, I don't know, 700 pound-ish bird? You've got some nerve telling me I need to slim down, I'll give you that.

"I also babysit Charmy when he goes off doing his meditation stuff!"

ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒʳʳʸ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ ˢᵃᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᶠᵃᵗᵉ ᴮᵘᵗ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ˢᵒ ᵇᵃᵈ / #STHRP | #SonicRP \

"Hey! I do my fair share of stuff around the HQ, thank you very much!"

Already paid them. Well, at least I think so, anyway. I left Espio to do that.

You know what? I'm not even gonna question anything. I'm going back to bed.

... "I KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS, SONIC!"

"Yeah? What about her?" Instant realisation— "Wait! How do you know that I—?!"

"Really insightful information there, man..." Why does he feel the need to be so loud about it? Especially at this time of day?

//This could be funny—

"What? No! Of course not! You're fine." Vector replied with a cheerful tone to reassure her.

"No, no, it's fine! Don't worry!" Vector said, holding his hands out defensively.

Cue Vector staring back at her, with his wide eyes darting left and right. "Uh... are you okay?"

Your "meds", huh? *Side eyeing him*