... That's not me. That's a regular baby crocodile.

... Yes?

No one has any baby pictures of me!

"Thanks." Vector said with a small smile, slowly lifting up the cup to his mouth and taking a sip. "This is lovely."

//Two Vanilla accounts? Vector is feasting right now—

Vector followed Vanilla inside, sitting down on the couch and waiting patiently for Vanilla to bring the tea over.

Vector sat down and anxiously waited for Vanilla to end the call, hoping someone would come and babysit Cream for the night.

"Sure, why not?" Vector replied, smile growing a bit wider. A chance to have tea with Vanilla? He isn't going to turn that down!

"That's great!" Vector said enthusiastically, smile growing wider.

"I'm feeling better now that you're here~. How are you?"

"Oh, uh, yeah sure..." Vector said, quickly nodding in response as he entered Vanilla's home, the comforting warmth hitting him almost instantly as he wiped his shoes on the mat.

"Well, I thought it would be nice for us to go dancing tonight. Are you still up for that?" Vector asked, admittedly feeling a bit nervous despite his seemingly confident demeanour.

Waving back with a toothy smirk—

SEGA should allow me to marry Vanilla

❝ 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙, 𝑰 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆. ❞ ☕︎︎ ❣︎ #SonicRP ❣︎ #SegaRP ❣︎ #MVRP ❣︎

Vector was snoozing at his desk... until he heard the phone ring. After picking it up to answer, he instantly recognised who was on the other end of the line. "Amy? Oh, yeah, of course you can come over. I'll see you soon."

@undercoverteatime.bsky.social The sun was just starting to set, and Vector was heading out to meet up with Vanilla for what he hopes is a special night. Approaching her front door, he gently knocked on it and took a step back, waiting for an answer.

//A Vanilla account has appeared?

//He's just a silly guy who wants Vanilla lmao

//You're genuinely really fun to interact with! I wanna explore more of the dynamic between this idiot croc and noble chameleon!

ᅠ

"Hey come on now, Knuckles just needs a bit of confidence, that's all!" Totally doesn't think he has a skill issue—

"Where's Vanilla? I need to give her her present!"

//Placing this here—

"It certainly isn't flat, I know that for sure!"

"Yeah I'm sure!"

... "Mine isn't flat!"

Looking back at his ass— "I'd say mine is pretty big." It's mainly his huge af tail getting in the way—

I can imagine it isn't... my tail gets in the way more than my butt does.

𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘐 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘭𝘭-𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯. 𝘐𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦... 🔄 & ❤️?

I mean... wow, thanks, man! *Cue a toothy smile and a thumbs up from the croc.*

IT'S BIGGER THAN MINE! *Don't mind him, he's feeling insecure.*

...

"Whose idea was this?!"

He's sleeping at his desk. Again.

❝STAY AWAY FROM SUBLIMINAL POISONOUS T.V. SIGNALS, FOLKS!❝ ››› sticks the badger. part of team sonic. boomerang user. wary of technology. main timeline portrayal with elements from sonic boom. a roleplay account set in the sonic the hedgehog verse. another muse of #pαѕтelpαlleтeѕ.

"You don't get it! I was built to live in your shadow. It's in my blood, my bones, my brain. There is no freedom for me...NOT WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!" An Independent Portrayal Of Surge The Tenrec #SonicRP #ComicRP #MVRP #BSkyRP

⠀"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨❟ 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨｡ 𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 ⠀𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙤｡ ⠀𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨｡" ⠀ #SonicRP | #MVRP | #IDWRP

*The bubble bursts, and Vector is now helplessly lying on the floor* DAMNIT

*He's now frantically blowing a piece of bubblegum so he can try and fly away from her*

//The idea of Amy personally hunting Vector down is so funny to me—

*HOW IS SHE OUTRUNNING HIM?!* NOOOOOOO

OhwouldyoulookatthetimeIhavesomeimportantpaperworktofilesoI'vegottagobye! *SPRINTING AWAY FROM HER*