New batch of record reviews fresh and on schedule over at yellowgreenred.substack.com

Fiona Apple conspicuous by her talking-head absence in the new Lilith Fair documentary

Gonna miss Vital Weekly, whose next issue is its last. Where else am I gonna find out about shit like the Gaby Losoncy and The Rita split that's only the sounds of NHL regulation hockey sticks and pucks input-error.bandcamp.com/album/flyers...

Truly messed up that Jonny Nash is the name of an ambient guitarist and not a Skate Or Die 2 player option

This Facebook class action settlement is the most hyped I've ever been to receive seventeen dollars. Gimme dat

ATTN: Fans of distant cell-phone video-clips of Oasis and Nine Inch Nails This is the exact right moment for you to browse social media, you're not gonna wanna miss it

Most impressive

Staggering levels of indie sleaze in the video for “Fly Away” of all places m.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuL...

This 1979 set from Bob Ross's "Power Rock" WZZO radio show makes me want to smoke stolen cigarettes while delivering my paper route on bike www.mixcloud.com/RossRocks/wz...

Gonna press play on this new Brainbombs song like

The cheaper the hotel room, the more Family Guy on every channel

Don't care who the band or the diner or the meal is: if I see a pic of a band eating at a diner on tour, I am immediately reminded that touring is some of the most fun you can have

I have no clear recollection of first hearing Black Sabbath. "War Pigs" I knew from my favorite tape in second grade, Faith No More's 'The Real Thing', but didn't know it was a cover song, or really understand the concept of a cover song

Did anyone do this one yet? "Hey Hulkster, how is it down there in Hell??"

Imagine what it must've been like to be close enough to Lee "Scratch" Perry to just call him Scratch

Reviewed some shows and records, come read at yellowgreenred.substack.com yellowgreenred.com

Went to four different records stores today, most of which were ruthlessly overpriced and all of which were packed with shoppers

Take me back to my dream last night where I was helping to book the first Roachella (Papa Roach music festival)

When a mosquito bites you on a bruise, is it like a fine wine to them

The algorithm has been fully determined to sell me on viral briefs this week

So you think YOU’ve got a good mouth???

It's crazy how once you're past your early twenties, you basically never set foot in your friends' bedrooms ever again. Probably don't know what they look like even

Just like me, you should read this great show slice of life (www.yellowgreenred.com?p=15272) by @mattkorvette.bsky.social, and then, JUST LIKE ME, check out, Eraser, the headliners in question: siltbreeze.bandcamp.com/album/eraser...

More in-depth scene examination this month over at yellowgreenred.substack.com

They keep calling this 1985 Kleenex commercial "cursed" but why does it soothe me so www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTr7...

Gaze upon this collection and render thyself unf*cked

It has been decided: only Jello Biafra spoken-word on the five hour drive from Milwaukee to Minneapolis

Wait what

Gonna order this solely for the scent, my mind is running wild

Besides maybe six months in 2023 when it was Dave Grohl, the member of Nirvana I most resemble has been Krist Novoselic for basically all my adult life. Hard pill to swallow

It's gotta be incredibly tough out there for authentic bikini models who follow random average guys on social media, considering the sheer quantity of fake-account-bot bikini models doing the same thing

Love to redeem a years-old download code and imagine some dusty old CPU tucked away in the back of a basement under a table, its little light turning from red to green, long wire into an overload power strip crackling with delight

It's nearly that special day of the year where I swap the pair of jeans I wear daily for six months with the pair of shorts I wear daily for six months

Summer wardrobe plan: only grunge tees with an unnecessary FUCK on them

Allow me to run your day by sharing that the Dead Kennedys are playing "MP3 Get Off The Web" on their current tour

Crazy to think that Dropdead are celebrating their 62nd year as a band

The only reasonable response to this economy is yassifying the floor

It's cheating if the live pic you use for the cover of your hardcore band's record was taken while you were playing a cover song

Did you know that the mayor of Allentown, PA was in this band

Manhood redefined, thanks to this printer/copier up as part of Lewis & Maese's "Man Cave Auction" www.liveauctioneers.com/item/2018481...

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think I've ever heard a single song by ALICE DONUT

Saw The Queers in Vegas, then proceeded to write about it yellowgreenred.substack.com/p/live-revie...

Sittin’ in a hotel room in Las Vegas giggling like hell at a Jamie Foxx Show comedic dance-off

Reseting your "days since I last saw or heard the word 'phat'" counter back to zero

Have you said thank you once?? New reviews by me in unlimited Wordpress (www.yellowgreenred.com) and Substack editions (yellowgreenred.substack.com)

It's weird to me that BrooklynVegan is called "BrooklynVegan"

I accidentally saw the cover art for the new Ex-Vöid album and now you did too

Drafting a compendium of hardcore shows at CBGBs with some guy in a Rangers jersey in the crowd, starting with this sick Starkweather set www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvb...

Once again deciding how best to redeem my $1.06 in Capital One Rewards

Okay you’ve got my attention- I’m gonna try an egg and see what the fuss is all about