no, you can not have my badges

Another one in the books, thanks to everyone who played! Congrats to our winners #compsplatoon

Break Zach’s Bank #13 2 YEAR Anniversary Special: Sunday June 7th 1pm est •ALL MODES •NEW Underground Bracket; winner gets $20. Strict no throwing to get underground bracket. If caught, automatic DQ + permanent ban from future BZBs with NO chance at an appeal Registration link down below ⬇️

NEW YORK!

BOSTON!

about 12+ different teams have sent them proof and complaints, most have been ghosted or had their messages deleted. We are being silenced, ignored, and overall Nintendo is protecting themselves from a PR disaster rather than keep their own community alive

badge i made for a new tourney called Journey's End :) the first version is running tomorrow at 5pm pst/8pm EST and it's got an art prize by @smolitvoids.bsky.social 🌸

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Here at the Tomodachi life line 🫡

Update to the prize pool for BZB 12

•Splat Zones only •Teams choose maps when registering •$200 PRIZE POOL (subject to change) 🎨 @artceps.bsky.social Registration link below #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

Shiny dratini from game corner after 23ish hours 🎂✨️

This gonna be big #soon

We are currently looking for more people to add to our staff team for the following: -Media Team (Commentators and Production, experienced and those looking to get into are welcomed) -Social Media -TOing (tasks like seeding, adding players to rosters etc) DM starmanzch on discord #compsplatoon

1st, 2nd, and 5th. Shout out to everyone who worked on Fry Basket and everyone who played in it, tournament for players ran by players. Thank you☝️

It's back. The Splat World Series returns for 2026. More information to be announced by the end of Q1. #compsplatoon

May 9th LFG

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BREAK ZACH’S BANK IS BACK AND RETURNING!!! The 11th edition will be taking place on Sunday December 21st at 1pm est with some changes (please see the 2nd screenshot below). Very excited to be bringing this back and I’m hoping to see you all soon! Links below 🧵 #compsplatoon

Coming to a state near you... Introducing: Don't Flounder at the Function! A new Splatoon 3 LAN event hosted in the amazing North Carolina🐟 Cary, NC January 2026 Join the discord for more updates! discord.gg/FVMzwgyNCK #compsplatoon

if there's anything to take away from this interview, it's that collaboration is key to making great things happen + don't be afraid to reach out to people for advice, whether that's for playing, coaching, TOing, or something else! I promise we're not that scary

Zones Classic Invitational 🏆 Feels good to play with these guys again, ggs to everyone and especially FTW we had great sets

ty for the shout out made the best out of the event with the streamer & cast needing to back out last minute along with some team changes 🫡

PxG takes the cake! and the $100 Shy guy fans take second place in grand finals! Amazing event by @bluekinball.bsky.social

Join up, very happy to help out with this!

This a test run dont expect ANYTHING crazy production wise, after I get what I need from this I'll put together something great.

Im back to hosting top level tournies with Zones Classic! This will be a preliminary event to test things out. Saturday September 13th 12 pm est Invitational Round robin into single elim 6 teams $100 cash prize Stream & cast on @eziospl.bsky.social twitch channel (links below)

TWO YEARS IN THE DOJO!!

Can you read my staff application please

that hack didn't just affect SSC. there were many victims who had their private stories and information leaked for anyone to see. i was doxxed, and i woke up to all of the information i had trusted to SSC displayed for anyone to see. i never even wanted to bring my case to them in the first place,

I think what comp splat really needs rn is more BIPOC in positions of leadership. Having more BIPOC perspectives at the decision-making table will do so much for building a better, more inclusive community.

The amount of professionalism it takes for a black person to have to commentate a Jackpot set then a set with a racist player. Ill never get why dapple thinks its acceptable to never acknowledge problematic people in their tourneys and why were all just okay with platforming racists again.

Seeing all of the talk about improvement, my biggest piece of advice is MAKE CONNECTIONS !! it is super important to get to know people who are better than you, andall of them can help you improve as well. If you are trying to get into +3/+2?/+1, you can't expect to get in just purely off of results

Well looks like all of West is out on round 2 and no one took any games except us on round 1 (still lost the set) Honestly sad, I appreciate everyone saying the gap between JP and West "isn't that close" but the gap is large and you have to live it to truly understand

Carma's Colosseum is LIVE at www.twitch.tv/splatoontour... ! We're already halfway to our donation goal - can we hit it before top cut? 👀 💝

ICYMI: Carma's Colosseum is happening this Sunday (tomorrow) at 11am PST/2pm EST/7pm BST!! We're raising money for the Sickle Cell Disease Association of America, and there will be a raffle for donations over $10! Let me introduce you to some of our participating artists:

August 23rd.

3/4 lan tournaments just title the category best LAN tournament

Carma's Colosseum is a tournament raising money for the Sickle Cell Disease Association of America, in memory of our beloved community member Carma. Saturday 2nd August 2pm EST/11am PST/7pm BST. Join the discord below for more information! #CompSplatoon

all in and superman were peak!, BEST WEEKEND EVER!

Texas i have arrived

Did y’all miss her? The Jauntlet is back for one last grand comeback with more unique teams to showcase their skill on July 12th at 1pm EDT. You got to make sure you come and support your favorite teams! Oh also, it’s on my birthday :3🧵 #competitivesplatoon

no leaks, but Stronghold may soon become one of the best places to learn how to be a TO at... 🤫 I would highly suggest applying if you have the time and motivation to commit to it and are interested in it

sendou.ink/to/1886/teams Happy to announce my invitational taking place on Saturday at 1pm est. Had a broadcast planned but due to complications that has been canceled. May try to do something last second but unsure. 14 very strong teams will compete for a $500 prize pool, excited to see who wins!

should I just host FoD this Friday so people have an alternative to a41

I'm at a crossroads with the whole "too many tournaments" discussion, because on one hand, while it's great that anyone can create their own vision for a tournament and run it, it inhibits the ability of larger orgs to do amazing things (which is what SAC tried) because of a lack of new staff. 🧵

Yippie!

small AMA post for Splat World Series, I'll try to answer as much as I can (if I avoid your question, it's probably because I can't answer it atm) drop questions below!

Fight for your right to crown your team as the best in the world. Introducing the Splat World Series by Inkling Performance Labs in collaboration with AREA CUP. Qualification begins via SuperJump 5 on June 28th-29th Ensuing qualifiers below youtu.be/EHfv5GtNme0