Why yes I’m at the children’s desk this morning reading this

So I MAYBE sorta like The Life of a Showgirl. I guess. Potentially

My watching directly on twitch was way down this year (thanks day job)

My coworker got me a vintage Beatrix Potter Jemima Puddle-duck ornament and I’m weeping

Socks said no more puzzle

🫡

Don’t worry turtle threw up all over my duvet for no reason and I’m crying about it

They delivered my pizza to some unknown land and I’m having a menty b

I sneezed for the 1029288393 time today and he is NOT pleased

The (demons) angels say hello

No YOU get to spend Thanksgiving sick at your wusbands house covered in romantic pictures of him and his boyfriend

Diva DOWN ( I think I’m sick)

Much like the incest folger’s commercial, you all are what I’m thankful for this year!!!

The shoes are brave enough to sleep in the living room while Momma freaks out in the background

Why is buying electric toothbrush heads and brita filters literally going to bankrupt me?

I hate that my birthday and Christmas are so close together because I love opening presents and spend most of the year not doing that!!!

Same bestie same

Mom and our brother are fighting in the background but left is knocked out on the heating pad

I’ve been laughing so hard about this and imagining what @halfmoonjoe.com will say during this mission for at least twenty minutes

Snooze

Found out on the start of my birthday mini vacation that we’re getting a Christmas bonus this year!!! I can’t wait to not spend it responsibly at all instead of paying down my debt!!!

We’re all sorts of wacky and snuggly this evening

My favorite library mom FREEHANDED this pin the bow on hello kitty game and im weeping

Yes I made the library pay for my birthday party by calling it birthday storytime

Inspired by Joe’s obsession with frog and toad for this year’s birthday theme! (Wusband is still nice sometimes)

No better way to start my birthday than falling asleep to the hitman VOD from today

I secured today’s collection and god is good again

Left shoe took a break from being a menace to snuggle me in the cutest way possible and make me cry

Don’t worry the jacket I want that was never stocked in the US is on the Canadian website but it won’t ship to me

I missed the vinyl case again my will to live is dwindling

The book I just finished sure left the best line I’ve ever read for the end: “God was stronger than me when he made Adam and didn’t fall in love with him”

If I haven’t reached out and you want a holiday card from me, slide in my dms with your address please! I bought a lot of these bad boys!! And they’re CUTE

This is my mental state rn

Not me frantically closing at 4:30 to then be told by my coworker at 4:55 that we close at 5:30 NOT 5:00 today

My birthday is in 6 days I am about to be so insufferable y’all

If I missed sending you my address, I want a Christmas card and I will dox the heck out of myself to get one

New reaction photo just dropped

Who wants a holiday card from meeeeee?

Finally told HR about the bullying and I want to puke

Why does left look like he went through a war to get in this box? (He kind of did though)

Finally got my hands on the rack for my spice village after missing the restock SIX TIMES

Me, after missing every cool thing I had to do this week and spending an unexpected $800 on my car after being forced to run something over 😬

Me, because everyone still wants to go to Halsey despite it being an almost four hour drive home in a BLIZZARD

Yes, I did cry

Left shoe would like to report that he and right shoe learned how to drink out of their fountain, use the litter box, and tried wet food independently today in the span of five minutes

Don’t worry I hit something on the highway on the way back and now my car is cracked and I don’t know if there’s like more damage or what it was and the state troopers were like “idk”

The vibes were NOT what I was expecting and we left halfway through because it was just yelling over the orchestra, racing to see who could quote it first, and I was stuck next to a Karen. It was the worst behaved crowd I’ve ever seen. They should market this differently

Brb chat

THERE IS HOPE SOMETIMES

I can’t believe I get to see Halsey AND ✨the✨ chat lesbians this weekend