I want to bury my head in his bulge whilst huffing his manly scent and cleaning every particle of his ballsack for the next 6 hours !

jobs are always all like “we have great benefits! unlimited PTO! flexible hours!” when all I really want is a free-use bottom underneath my desk at all times

Finally went to a dermatologist and had the skin tag+mole in my "groin" area removed idk why i waited so long, it took like 10 mins, near painless, and its gonna look amazing once it's all healed up :D

Coziest place in the world :3

just a heads up to all the ppl that know me from WoW that im probably gonna be posting more incredibly (VERY) gay as fuck stuff in the near future also dont think ill be streaming (WoW) again anytime soon, game doesn't engage me like it did before, maybe back for Classic+ 🫡

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

DESPERATELY want to make a terrible decision again :3

One of our favorite photos of me and @tommysalami.bsky.social at AC this year - not posing, didn't even know we were being photographed - just suiting together with my best friend, partner, and love of my life. Thank you "fnmwolf" on FurTrack for taking this and sharing it; we really treasure it. ♥️

I don't think Gandalf appreciated letting dogs on the bed... 😏 @tommysalami.bsky.social

This meta of websites/products having a naming convention of "normal word" but ending with "ly" is starting to get a little bit tiring :d

Hands down the best con I've had since 2019. Thank you everyone who made it special, especially @tommysalami.bsky.social and a dozen other friends I don't have room to list. ♥️♥️

Now that we’re back and settled after Anthrocon this silly lil guy is being an absolute sweetheart :D

An ice cream social! #AC2025 @tommysalami.bsky.social @anjinotter.bsky.social @thekojac.net 📸: @bloodymagus.bsky.social

You don’t know true happiness until you’ve drank the very bottom of a chocolate-flavoured Baileys :3

ENJOYING THE LANDS OF THE PITTSBURGER #AC2025 📸: @alexcapranor.bsky.social

#AC2025 is turning out to be one of the best con experiences I've ever had so far and it's only day two! 🥰🥰 @dmuth.bsky.social @tommysalami.bsky.social

Was very anxious about streaming+speedleveling today (for the first time properly in nearly 2 years!) but everyone was instantly so welcoming and wholesome. I had an amazing time ❤️ We go agane tomorrow!

Really wanted us to move to Colorado sometime next year, but with how quickly ‘murica is falling apart under orange man (especially for queer people) we should probably be looking at Canada/somewhere in the EU instead 😢

Minus the obvious, the most disappointing in Eurovision this year was DEFINITELY the fake crowd noise. Butchered Malta, Australia, free speech, and the audio quality for it. Going back through some past year performances too and they're SO much better with the real crowd noise. So tragic

THANK YOU AUSTRIA

SWITZERLAND 0?? Wtf

Okay, Austria, PLEASE god get at least 100 Also, WTF happened to Sweden

I JUST WANTED ONE TELEVOTE POINT :(

WE WONT BE LASTTTTT LETS GOOOO 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

In a just world, Luxembourg gets at least top 10. What a glow up from the national final

Nvm, swap Czechia for Armenia (or Greece)

Updated SF2 Predictions for tomorrow (scarred from yesterday edition) 1 - 🇦🇹 (+2) 2 - 🇮🇱 3 - 🇫🇮 (-1) 4 - 🇱🇹 (+4) 5 - 🇱🇻 (+5) 6 - 🇲🇹 (-1) 7 - 🇮🇪 (+7) 8 - 🇦🇺 (+1) 9 - 🇨🇿 (-5) 10 - 🇱🇺 (+1) 11 - 🇬🇷 (-5) 12 - 🇦🇲 (+1) 13 - 🇷🇸 (-6) 14 - 🇩🇰 (-2) 15 - 🇬🇪 (+1) 16 - 🇲🇪 (-1)

I give up LMAO

Updated SF1 predictions for tomorrow 1 - 🇸🇪 2 - 🇦🇱 (+2) 3 - 🇺🇦 (-1) 4 - 🇳🇱 (-1) 5 - 🇧🇪 (+4) 6 - 🇪🇪 (-1) 7 - 🇨🇾 (-1) 8 - 🇵🇱 (-1) 9 - 🇳🇴 (-1) 10 - 🇸🇮 (+1) 11 - 🇭🇷 (+1) 12 - 🇮🇸 (+3) 13 - 🇸🇲 (-3) 14 - 🇦🇿 15 - 🇵🇹 (-2)

Annual Eurovision prediction yapping (pre-rehearsals, might do another after GF RO draw) 1 - 🇦🇹 2 - 🇸🇪 3 - 🇫🇷 4 - 🇦🇱 5 - 🇳🇱 6 - 🇮🇱 7 - 🇫🇮 8 - 🇺🇦 9 - 🇨🇿 10 - 🇧🇪 11 - 🇵🇱 12 - 🇨🇭 13 - 🇲🇹 14 - 🇪🇪 15 - 🇮🇹 16 - 🇨🇾 17 - 🇬🇧 18 - 🇪🇦 19 - 🇬🇷 20 - 🇳🇴 21 - 🇦🇺 22 - 🇱🇹 23 - 🇷🇸 24 - 🇸🇲 25 - 🇩🇪 26 - 🇱🇻

L.I.T.E.R.A.L.L.Y. M.E. A.N.D. T.O.M.M.Y. 🥰🐺🐐💍🇬🇧🇺🇸♥️

Another friend from our trip to Colorado last week - cute as a button! I want to go baaaaack. 😭

Coming off an amazing holiday with the Goat in Colorado, got back home, went sleep, then woke up with the WORST stomach bug(?) I’ve had in my life. 4 days strong so far. Lord have mercy ;_;

Always so fun meeting up with online friends in-person for the first time. Thank you so much for hosting us! ♥️

I LOVE it when raids release overtuned (as long as consumes/WBs are easy enough to get). The general entitlement of dad gamers expecting the raid to be easy enough to clear in 3 hours day 1 so they can speedrun their bis list is ass - it should be seen as a challenge to overcome with the team :D

Very glad to say that we don't have slop like this in our guides 🙄

PS2 era was the absolute peak of gaming -god-tier licensed & original soundtracks -Movie -> Game adaptations were surprisingly good (& EVERY blockbuster movie had one) -HUGE Variety in game genres and new IPs -Unlockable characters+minigames via in game progress -SO many solid multiplayer games

It's been a gut wrenching few days. The sheer scope and scale of these attacks was a cut above anything we've faced before, and the level of disruption was pretty far reaching. It's a tough call, but the only alternative is letting the losers behind these DDoS attacks win, and honestly, fuck that.

Avian furries/fursuits are cute and underrated as FUCK and i WILL die on this hill

Happy Valentine's Day to my amazing woofy boy. I love you so much @tommysalami.bsky.social! ❤️‍ Crazy that it's been three years already and all the hurdles we've managed to overcome together. 😍

I love how NFTs basically don't exist anymore.

sometimes its hard to feel motivated to make Classic WoW content/play the game when theres such a loud section of the community that is insanely unhinged :/

4th in the race so far (and 1st non-mage/hunter!) Doing my best to drag Shamans toward the top :3

I'm thinking I'm back... See you on stream

Playing in Onlyfangs with people who inspired me to spend thousands of hours in other games prior to maining Classic (Dendi with Dota, Shroud with CSGO) is WILD, I'm so excited

My sweet boy crossed the bridge this morning in my arms. It was way too early for him. Dog CPR is not something I wish on anyone. I am devastated between both shock and grief. Good bye Uri, I loved you so much and you were my best boy. You deserved longer in this world.

It's #FursuitFriday! Remember to keep your loved ones close and tell them how much you care about them often. 🥰 #furry #furryart

It’s gonna be one hell of a stressful night, here’s hoping it ends well so me and my pals don’t lose our rights 😎

Webfishing should be a legally recognised type of therapy

I have not felt this happy in a long time. Damn I love @tommysalami.bsky.social so much. 🥰