WE B PISSING 📸: @alexcapranor.bsky.social (inspired by @drainddog on twitter) #FursuitFriday

stares at u... menacingly... #FursuitFriday

puppy too scary for VAC...

ITS SO HARD FOR MY LIL BRAIN TO COME UP WITH STICKER IDEAS

My PUPPY! ❤️🐺❤️ 🐺: @tommysalami.bsky.social 📸: @dmuth.bsky.social #FursuitFriday

Nothing beats spontaneous after-work surprise-dad kinky sex. 🥵💦

It’s more important than ever to acknowledge and praise ur friends whenever possible… Tell them you love their company. They’re thoughtful, smart, and genuine. They have a cute laugh. They dress nice. They smell nice. They’re a good puppy. They’re a good puppy. They’re a good pu

ok hear me out knot_root_grab

Tempted to make a last minute decision and go FWA this year...

@tommysalami.bsky.social's been good tonight, so @alexcapranor.bsky.social knots him up thoroughly, just like he needs to be. Who wouldn't lose their mind with a knot buried that deep inside them?

Love when strangers in public ask if I'm @tommysalami.bsky.social's actual dad. 😏😏

nevermind huffed the hubby's ballsack a lil LETS FUCKING GOOO

It’s crazy how 1 pill is the difference between wanting to 1g yourself vs wanting to be a productive little puppy in society… need more puppy thoughts…

Good puppy is ready for his walk! :3 #FursuitFriday

You think king sized beds are big until you're trying to sleep in them with your husband, his daki, and 2 doggies 😑

important reminder :3

Social anxiety is a lot less scary when you realise most ppl are just as horny as you are :3

This is one of the hottest things ever btw and if I happen to be that guy… lemme know ;3

Legoshi x Jack is the best furry couple and I will NOT be hearing otherwise

Gay thoughts…

The boypuppy breakfast…

Finding out one of ur fursuit crushes is into the same kink as you... Feels like striking gold ;3

Bro im just trying to buy some jocks why are you showing me ur pit like that... why are you... showing me ur pit... like that... 🤤

top 1 reasons to be a puppyyy >///<

Reject tradition, embrace puppy 🐶

The desire to become a waiter so I can serve men all day 🤤

I LOVE THIS PUPPYYYY HES SUCH A GOOD BOY

Imagine furry CS 10 mans where everyone wears a shock collar that goes off if u die and a vibrator in ur ass that goes off when u get a kill haha just joking #aprilfools

holy shit my nudes just got leaked WTF DO I DO??!!

Why do door knobs exist when door handles are SOOOO much better Opening a door with ur elbow whilst ur hands are full… hell yea…

Star Fox team needs a goat! 🐐

So… shock collars… 🥴

this is ... peak ...

There are so many WoW universe name references in this game, here are all I found in that time (small Mewgenics spoilers ahead) Ms, Mr Bigglesworth, Jaina, Joana (speedleveler, unlikely reference but I'm allowing it)

I'M FREEEEEEEE

GOODBYE CANADA AND FURNAL EQUINOX !!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 One of the best trips I’ve had in my life with friends I met on VR! Definitely coming back to Canada in the future :3c

Being EXTREMELY gay with the cute Canadian dude who only speaks French so I try to communicate via the 10 French words I picked up from listening to the e33 soundtrack

Someone just randomly came up to me at the 18+ DD, fixed my muzzle for me, then whispered good boy in my ear 🫠

I really … like men !

I lo bf e my husband and my friends life is ao good I lofe everyone ❤️❤️❤️

NEVERMIND IM IN CANADAAAA 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 COME SAY HI IF YOU SEE ME AT FURNAL EQUINOX 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Travel anxiety (that’s like, subconscious only?) is the WORST, I just wanna relax man 😭

More stickers for @tommysalami.bsky.social. Forgot to post these a while back.

So apparently this happy little shit knows how to climb a 5-foot fence after six days of not telling us. He's SO lovey that he jumped in the car with a stranger to take him to the shelter where he had the snazziest mug shot I've ever seen. I've never seen such a Good Boy face in my life. 🥰

Good boys LOVE it when they get treats~ 🎨: @alibi-cami.bsky.social

Sorry, but you're probably going to be seeing a lot of doggo photos over the best few days. 🥰

Koga has a new little brother! They're getting along SO much faster than I thought even. 🥹😍

Only way to get this little gremlin to sit still is to tie him up and treat him like a dog. 😈 @tommysalami.bsky.social 🥰

oh my GOD

Okay so... edging 27 times in 48 hours means there was some serious paint on my Good Boy's muzz tonight. 🥴🥴