I hope that everything happened to those children, happens to his pig ass. You know who I'm talking about

Large pizza. Extra sauce, peppers, onions, and black olives. 8 chicken wings, as hot as you make them, and a two-liter of Coke. Wait...am I on Doordash? Who are you people?!

Let's ask the question: How many times do the following people show up being named in the Epstein Files: President Joe Biden: 0 President Barack Obama: 0 MN Governor Tim Walz: 0 President Donald Trump: 4,500 Does any Republican not see the problem?

I love my cats. I love them so much that I just paid $155 to get them registered as ESA's. However, when they're batting at my nose at 6 or 6:30 in morning, I kinda want to throw them across the room. I don't do that, because it's pretty fucked up to do that. But, the thought crosses my mind

I don't know how many of you guys are addicted to caffeine, but I gotta tell ya, coffee is just really awesome. I drink coffee all day, and sometimes, I even have a cup before bed. And, my connection is never dry

I am a fan. A fan of a man by the name of Nick Cave. His music is just the best, and he's a wise man.

Sometimes I feel really down. Like the world is a horrible monster. But, this album reminds me that there is joy. Thank you, Nick Cave

I want to know why Instagram is bombarding me with commercials for foot fungus remedies. I have never had foot fungus, so there's no need to show me peoples gnarly-ass toenails. It's gross

Every two or three years, I become totally obsessed with Jimi Hendrix for a few weeks. I think I'm entering one of those phases.

It's official. My cats are now registered emotional support animals 😸

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That's me in the corner, that's me on the 5 bus, updating my Bluesky

I hope that the team that can beat the Patriots wins

So that's all for the Broncos. I wouldn't blame them too much if they blamed it on the weather. I'm blaming all kinds of shit on the weather right now

So, I just stepped outside, and it's beginning to look a lot like "fuck this"

You know why I'm not depressed? It's because I eat spicy food and I smoke a LOT of weed. You can't really think about being sad when you're consuming hot sauces that could probably burn through a tire-swing while desperately trying to figure out where you know that person on TV from.

So, I was in therapy today and I told her that I don't want to be around people and everything going on in the world is awful and it seems really dumb to me. Apparently, I'm seriously depressed. But, I don't feel depressed. I feel existential angst. I don't hate people, I'm just not that into them.

So, I believe I have conquered every hot wing in Greeley. Wing Shack with their "Bear hot" wings didn't do it, but the kid working was like "You wanna try the stuff in the back?" I said "Yeah, gimme whatcha got." That sounds really gay, but I ate the super hot shit. Not a problem. I'm unstoppable.

I swallowed yet another little barbell looking thing that I wear in my tongue. I think that this makes 4. Yep, I swallow jewelry in my sleep. Anyways, y'all have a great day, I'm off to the fuckin mall to buy another fuckin tongue thing.

Found three potential places to rent. Not one allows pets. Can I get my cats registered as emotional support animals? Will that even help? Can I get my cats, who are only "trained" so far as when breakfast time is, to even qualify as support animals?

I just watched a WatchMojo thing on the top 10 most disturbing songs. Those guys are sheltered! The Cure is on there. And, I love the Cure. They emotional and poetic and awesome. They're not disturbing. The song was "Lullaby"

I owe myself $23. Because sometimes, being a responsible adult means dipping into your savings for hot wings

Got some snow finally. Not too much, but enough to cover the ground. Now, I wait for 99 or so people to tell me "We need the moisture" today

Dear Football God, I know I don't talk to you very much, and sometimes, I doubt you even exist. But, if the Bears get slaughtered tonight, I don't know, I'll be a good person or something Love, Obi-Wan

Go Rams! I don't really care about you at all, but I hate the fuckin' Bears.

Well, I guess the Patriots are going to the Superbowl... again. The Broncos are gonna crumble without Nix.

I've entered a state of benevolent disinterest when it comes to beautiful ladies. I think they're just stunning, but I want to get to my book. I love a Ferrari, but there's no way I want to pay for gas, insurance, upkeep, and storage of such a thing. That's kinda how I view a relationship.

I'm not a sexist person, but I do think it's important to remind tRump that he's never won against a man.

Dear ICE, if you come to my house, you will be introduced to what we Colorado folk refer to as the "Make My Day" law. You come on the property without a warrant, I'm allowed to shoot you. Just a heads up to you racist dipshits.

What's really weird about being single going into your fifties. It's awesome! I can spend all day, reading books and listening to records and fucking around on my bass. Being disinterested in external validation is the best thing to happen to my mental health. Peace over presence.

If it doesn't snow, how am I supposed to enter into my annual black metal phase? 🤔

Only now do I realize, downloading the Doordash app may have been a terrible mistake.

Awesome first half for the Packers! This is how they need to play all the time

Super excited to be up this early. I'm not being facetious or sarcastic . I'm psyched to be up this early, because I'm going to be left alone for at least two hours.

I really miss this guy. Eddie was my best friend. We were roommates many times. He was just a beautiful soul. The last time I hung out with him, we went to a Dead Milkmen show. The last thing I said to him was "Til next time". Just thinking about him a lot today.

100 years ago today, this absolute badass was gifted to the world. If you're not familiar with his work, stop what you're doing immediately, and watch "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"! Lee Van Cleef. Damn, that guy was awesome.

Fuck! Yesterday was Elvis Presley's 90th birthday and I forgot to get him something 😕

You know what they say, "No one who dies in Marvel ever really dies". Or was that Derry? Keeping up with pop culture is hard.

Fuck ICE. Seriously, fuck them with the unlubricated, icy dick of death. I've scraped better shit off my shoe. I've never seen a more chickenshit organization in my 50 fucking years. When I was coming up, skinheads at least had the balls to show their faces.

I'm not trying to ignore you, friends who live in my phone, it's just that I hate social media around Christmas. I'm no Scrooge (for one thing, he had money), I'm just really not into it, and I hate the week between Christmas and New Years. It's this fucked up limbo when no business calls you back

Watching the 70's, made-for-TV version of Salem's Lot. It is far superior to any other adaptation of Salem's Lot.

Just in case you guys have a moral failing like I have, just one marijuanas, made me eat, like 6 tacos. Marijuanas are a gateway drug. A gateway to high cholesterol! #notevenonce

Y'know, I've never just rocked a kick ass mustache. It's probably about time.

Damn I love grindcore!

Just when you think tonight is the night you just might conk .. it's scrabble

The main thing I hate about the last two or three weeks of the regular season is the absolute laziness of teams that got their seed. I get it. You don't want your key guys to get hurt, and yada yada on and on. But, some of us took the time, to figure out how to pirate the neighbors cable. So play!!

I can't believe the endurance I had when I was younger. I could hang out with family on Christmas, and then, actually want to go out in public on New Years Eve. Like, WTF?! Now, there's nothing that I want more than to not go out in public tonight. Spend all that booze money on sushi delivery.

Generally, I'm on Alice In Chains when somebody breaks my tender, gentle, little, jet black heart. But, it's been awhile, and I was listening to Soundgarden on the bus today and really digging it, and thought "I should listen to AIC when I'm not emotionally destroyed" I did, and it's AWESOME 😃

Okay. No lie. If you show up to my house in the next hour with a green-chili burger or two, a whole bunch of french fries, and a huge vanilla milkshake...I'm willing to negotiate terms. Sexy, sexy terms

If you are an actor, and you're in a movie with Sam Elliott, you shouldn't even attempt a moustache. You are gonna look like a middle school kid. Ignore this post if you are Tom Selleck.