I am alive. BlueSky wouldn't work on my phone for the past couple of weeks. The app still doesn't work but at least the browser loads now.

I love when I go to the quiet room to relax on break and rhem people come in and have a full blown conversation like they are 4 brewskies deep arguing about whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich with their mates at the pub.

My style of driving may indicate that I want to race others but I can say that I confidently do not. I just want to enjoy my car. But there's always someone who think they need to blast past me at 100+ after I'm already chillin at 70. And then they proceed to run every red light we'd meet at lmao

I've made my Girlfriend a cake for her birthday every year for the past 3 years. I'll be dawned if I'm going to let a little sickness hold me back from delivering. She is also sick so she does not care about my germs.

Sick af but my manager noticed and let me go home wayyyy early. This job is so awesome with how they treat their employees. Also finally invested in a digital kettle and making an infusion of lemon, mexican cinnamon stick, clove, strawberry, apple cider vinegar, and a fat piece of Ginger Root.

My tear duct better stop acting like a little bitch.

When you make a big ass batch of Birria and work makes the perfect fries for a base. 🤤🥴🤤🥴🤤

It's about half the price if you buy Celsius from Costco. Comes in clutch ln the extra tired mornings.

Didn't have time to shred the Birria last night but everything tastes better when it can sit and get happy together, right? :) I couldn't even pull the meat out of the consome with tongs it was so tender. The smell. The taste. The effort. Worth it.

Not gonna lie, being white but being incognegro thanks to my momma is an identity struggle I constantly battle. There's an innate desire to be more involved in the Black community but I feel so far away and disconnected. It's hard to feel accepted when I at times have to work to prove my "Blackness"

I WASHED MY HANDS MULTIPLE TIMES WHY DOES MY NOSE STILL BURN WHEN I TOUCH IT 😭😭😭😭😭

Attempting homemade Birria. Probably shouldn't have done it when i should be trying to get to sleep. Lol slow and low for a few hours will give me some time to rest at least

Omg Aldi made their own lil Lego style products featuring their semi truck and store. For $7 each, i was sold.

Reddit blocked me from using the site unless I login or file a ticket. That requires a lot of effort. No more Reddit i guess. 🤷‍♂️

This schedule wouldn't be so bad if my cats could stop waking me up when I'm trying to sleep 😭

Psssst... the selfie you just posted looks exactly like the selfie you've been posting, daily, for the past year.

Work #EDC

Just saw that because of DOGE accessing protected student information, its a violation of student privacy and is grounds for loans to be completely dismissed. Can't say I believe it will actually work but you're damn right I'm going to try just like it's a chain mail letter.

I don't trust a stoner who thinks they are too good for a resin bowl.

PSA: Much like how you don't remind people how fat they are, you don't need to tell people how skinny they are. I can eat more than most people I know. My metabolism is just that fucking fast. I only gain weight by drinking beer and working out. Stop telling me to eat more. I eat plenty, thanks

Even the Monkey Paw knows you don't fuck with music.

If you pull into a parking space where there is someone sitting in their car in front of you, and you don't turn your headlights off while you also sit in your car, You're an inconsiderate dick and I hope you drop your coffee today.

"Bruh don't try to wake me up again."

PoV: your girl makes a bomb ass loaf of bread or two. 😍🤤

Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Brownie Mix makes amazing thumbprint cookies with a few extra ingredients. A generous dusting of powdered sugar is encouraged.

The touch screens at work are so tiny even for my girlish man fingers. I never thought a stylus could be so ergonomic and fun to hold/fidget with. Plus the replaceable metal mesh tip is a nice touch for durability. Thank you to my love for gifting me this handy gadget. 💙💜

Celsius energy drink is the superior drink on the market right now. I know everyone is gawking over Redbull's Vanilla Ice Berry but Celsius actually has a difference in their flavors. Kiwi Guava and Fizzless Peach Mango Green Tea slap so damn hard. No crash. Doesn't taste like cancer (aspartame)

Someone out there needs this advice. Send it to someone that needs a gentle reminder 💜 youtu.be/2uceKqK7xYs?...

Boxer-brief underwear with a "Ball-Hammock" is by far the most uncomfortable article of clothing to have ever been produced for men. I'd comfortably wear a banana hammock before ever dawning a pair of jewel segregating undergarmets ever again. #FreetheTestes

How you know you're getting older: you hear words being reused as newer generation slang and immediately want to make fun of it. Ex: she ate. Yes, I'm sure she did eat. If she didn't, she would die. That's basic human biology.

What a sad time for our country. Wouldn't be surprised if Gatorade was used to water crops soon enough. Welcome to the Idiocracy of America.

I just realized I write in print script (cursive and print). Is this a common thing for those that know cursive?

1st Paycheck in eight months. And its only a half since didnt start at the beginning of the pay period. I don't think I'm ever going to say this again in my life but I'm looking forward to get some bills paid. 🙏

Im cautious about being too happy over something happening in my life. That's usually a cue for the universe to find a way to take that away from me. I'm in a neutral mood.

Crazy how fast a shift flies by when you don't absolutely hate your job.

When the Orange tree in back is putting out the best oranges right now. Perfectly sweet and juicy. Like gyat dayum are these bitches juicy. 4 oranges to fill up this old Maple Syrup bottle. Gonna look like a pirate walking into work with my bottle of OJ.

So many people died and yet everyone is more concerned about tying it to the Orange Man. What the fuck, people? Can we not have a little respect for those who lost their lives? It hasn't even been 24 hours... I fucking hate this timeline. Bluesky esp. should be better than this.

"Land of the freaks Home to the hate Over and over it always repeats Come get a taste Baby tell me what you think We're the fuckin' drug still runnin' through your veins We are America's rejects Sing it We are America's rejects" Attila gets it.

Post a fictional character you love and tag 5 friends! I'd die for this foo. #IFYKYK #BlackMageVillageWouldMakeAPerfectCozyGame @kirtythekirts.bsky.social @mohaynow.com @voidscanmusic.com @jaxxology.bsky.social @macydaisy.bsky.social

Accidentally got free pizza earlier. In this economy, I'll take that as a win.

Yo, why is this Casino always so damn coldddddd; it's like an icebox. I'm wearing an undershirt, dress shirt, vest, and sports jacket/blazer, and im STILL cold. 🥶🥶🥶 Gotta start wearing thermal undershirts apparently!

The irony in this post.

Why is the App for @bsky.app still unusable for me? I've un-installed the app and reinstalled multiple times. I am STILL not able to enter my credentials as the keyboard will not stay on the screen. Who needs to see this on their support team? This has been an issue for a while now.

Cactus Cooler is the shiznit and a superior flavor of soda. That is all.

Bruh, The Magic Schoolbus was wild af. They really had these kids riding on a roofless schoolbus through dookie filled intestines. Wtf lol

Bruh, $5 Carne Asada fries every day at work. I can even finish half of this. Good thing they got fridges 🤤 I'm only eating at work from now on.

Why does Deorro slap so fucking hard with this shit?? open.spotify.com/track/4QC5C5...

Trying to de-Google my life a little. Duck Duck Go it is

Getting to wear a suit every day for work is.. an odd feeling? I feel like an adult. Which I should at almost 34 years old. But that comes with this extreme imposter syndrome. Like people actually look for me when there is a problem. What adult do I look to tho?