to the person who ends up dating my younger sister: please treat her right or i will fuck you up so bad.

it’s the way i did this by making troll versions of them. analyzed their lunar sways and aspects and their castes. i have yet to analyze their classes but i WILL do that. eventually.

Unfortunate to hear that pre-wedding stress seems to be getting to Taylor Swift. Good luck not exploding. phys.org/news/2026-02...

how it feels to be hyperfixated on 2 different things and you combine them into one AU

i forgot to turn my xbox off when i left for work this evening 😭

this might be the most badass picture i’ve ever seen

how many shrimps do u have to eat before u make ur nips turn pink eat too much and youll get sick shrimps are pretty rich 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

me when i accidentally select “show less like this” on a post from someone i follow instead of the post i ACTUALLY want to see less like i am so sorry bro i really did not mean it 😭

me at my bestie’s front door when he doesnt open up within 3 seconds of me texting “i’m here”

if you tell me a good use of leftover egg whites is a souffle, and then proceed to tell me that the souffle also needs 4 egg yolks, then i'm throwing you into an oubliette

been wanting to make an animatic of Sticking It To Myself by Jonathan Coulton for a good long while and i'm FINALLY getting around to it #subparse #animatic #animation #jonathancoulton

does anyone else remember that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy thought Cosmo and Wanda were gonna get a divorce but it turned out that acting like they hated each other was just how fairies celebrated their wedding anniversaries

can u guys tell i watched Game/Film Theory as a kid

Remember, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeepers and those living with epilepsy! Though, like lovers, they too are folks who should be celebrated daily rather than annually. If, however, you're an amorous beekeeper with epilepsy? Today really is your day, I feel like that's only fair.

Romantic love is the expectation today, but love isn't just one thing. It takes shape as friendships new and old, connection to a meaningful community, or creative works that inspire you. Hell, it can even be the gratitude you have for your local barista or grocery clerk. Love hard, love often 💙

this is the second time in a row i have accidentally predicted something in subparse

subparse + iron lung doodle because doomed protagonist in a submarine. i gotta post more on here lmfao anyways enjoy #subparse #art #2dart #ironlung #markiplier

how do you draw seals #oc #subparse