Happy 10 year anniversary, @swinbuff.bsky.social!

Thank you troops

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Ani DiFranco Depeche Mode En Vogue Feist Lady Gaga Metric Placebo Smashing Pumpkins Stereophonics Tori Amos

Happy hammock season to all who celebrate (it's me, I celebrate)

This is probably old news but I'm watching Sailor Moon right now and Ami just typed up & printed out the lyrics to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins

Supremely annoyed that one of my enamel pins fell off of my jacket at some point since Wednesday and is now just gone forever

I have watched all Star Trek shows excluding Enterprise, so I decided to change that recently. Why did nobody warn me about the jizz alien episode? It's giving StarTrekkake

Lol Lmao, even Doctor won't write the note, he wants to know who the fuck came up with that diagnosis. But the only imaging I've ever had done outside of dental x-rays was a MRI on my knee a few years ago, an x-ray for a kidney stone a decade ago, & an ultrasound on my upper neck 19 years ago.

Going back & forth between my doctor and my financial planner all morning has been exhausting, but apparently this can all be fixed by a quick note in the portal. Hopefully this gets fixed quickly.

Extremely fucking pissed that my application for disability insurance got denied for a major condition *I literally do not have* and now I have to figure out if my doctor has an error on my medical records or if they just sent someone else's in

Ooo, that Clayface poster? DC going full-on body horror will absolutely get me to buy a ticket this October

Fuck it, I'm gonna start aggressively barking at the house on my street with the piece of shit dog that camps out at the fence and barks at me every fucking time I walk past

Neurospicy'd too close to the sun and the new blinds I bought for my home office a few weeks ago, which were not level at the bottom, absolutely HAD TO be fixed IMMEDIATELY as my brain just couldn't take it anymore. Spent way too long fishing the line out & moving the knot slightly higher. Worth it.

I love this little criminal

What actor/actress is great in everything?

The Emergency Broadcast System could have the funniest timing for a test tonight

Oh this absolutely was "Llorando" sung by Rebekah Del Rio in the movie Mulholland Drive.

I know this hasn't really been the most pleasant winter and spring so far but, like... Easter's in two days. Why am I seeing so many Christmas decorations still on and around people's houses.

No kings, just plants.

Spent a productive day being Plant Daddy™ by transplanting a dwarf umbrella plant I propagated, started the propagating process for two more cuttings, repotted the larger dwarf umbrella plant, and generally cared for/moved around all the rest of the plants in the house.

Happy Robyn Has Released a New Album After Eight Years Day to all the gays and theys who celebrate

Based thread from one of the most wholesome people on this planet.

Elder millennial here, and this is accurate. I need a large window to see as many details of the item at once, more screen space to compare it to other items, and - most importantly - a robust ad blocker vs a lite version. It's like mobile purchases are designed to be as unpleasant as possible.

Ugh sure but when ***I*** teleport to a Waffle House I'm called "blackout drunk" and "mentally unwell"

My little dude turns 13 today! Happy birthday, Beemo!

What's My JND? 0.0036 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Absolutely baffling to me how Gmail consistently refuses to flag emails like this as spam

The average American has three friends

That was a fantastic one-shot. My muppetborn Way of the Drunken Master monk, Krizzt Ko'Urmet, ended up killing the BBEG with a roundhouse kick that technically nobody could see.

On Monday evening I will FINALLY get away with playing this sort of character with our regular D&D group

This is about as close to an official autism diagnosis that I, a guy in his mid 40s who's suspected it for a while now, could ever reasonably hope to obtain

Somewhat baffling results, then I zoomed in. I'm flattered, I guess

Can't believe there is an entire episode centered around one of the Great Lakes Avengers on Disney+ right now

The snow is nearly one flamingo / half a Frogadook high

ICE is seemingly testing how far they can go, and we're seeing people out by the thousands pushing back in negative double digit degree weather in the midst of a 10 year winter storm event because of how fucking pissed people are. Your rage is not alone.

Ugh.

Thundersnow!

Started watching this Heated Rivalry show everyone's talking about and honestly to me it's like someone had the idea "what if Brokeback Mountain was hockey but also on late night Cinemax"

I will die on this hill

Love how bsky.app is utterly fucking useless on a mobile browser, literally never allowing me to post any pictures until I switch over to my desktop PC

I am fucking begging you, drivers in Buffalo, to drive better. BEGGING. Stop crashing on the 190 every morning and evening, it's remarkably easy! Don't swerve around someone stopping for a red light and go into a left turn lane so you can run the red light, it takes 0 effort!

Lol, lmao

Fuck ICE

We're only 7 days into 2026 and I already have a song I'll be running into the ground on repeat for the rest of the year

Happy New Year to everyone except for the fucking dickhead across the street who was scraping a plow against concrete at 3:57 a.m., hope he never knows a moment of peace for the rest of his shitty life

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.

Behold: