three days off work starting tomorrow can only mean on thing: three days on the goon and juice

a coworker asked how long I'd been growing my hair out for yesterday, which given i hacked most of it off at easter and it doesnt yet reach my shoulders feels like the kind of thing you'd only ask if you thought i was a babytran who has just started transitioning

hitting the dragon ball z power up pose in an attempt to make my boobs grow out more

me starting this job: "oh, ive been getting misgendered a lot less than i would have expected so far" me this block of shifts: "ah, there we go, knew i was speaking too soon"

should be stashing my tax return away towards buying a car or using it to pay off my afterpays but what if i blew it on something fun instead

go watch Hunt for the Wilderpeople if you're after a Sam Neill banger you probably havent seen

i am at the "considering watching the 2002 He-man show" level of things

it's "i really need to do my eyebrows" hours

this started out with me drawing aerith with an overbite and then i kinda just kept going

Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

flirting // sexual harassment

Last movie you saw 🎬 Last game you played 🎮 Last show you watched 🖥 Last song you listened to 🎶

woke Duke Nukem reboot that opens with a first person view of him sucking a girl's dick

I'm Your Nintendog and I'm Still Okay 🐾 Lil comic zine from 2022 🐕 🧵 1/4

seven and a half hours into Ninja Gaiden 4 and Ryu Hayabusa has finally made a second appearance and interacted with the main characters

the Jax montage from The Amazing Digital Circus's finale but set to Komm, Susser Tod

LOOK WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONE TO ME

drinking Guinness directly out of the can in an attempt to get the Irish mad at me

TekWar be like

it's so fucked up that i got into He-Man through the Kevin Smith show and live action movie of all things instead of the gay She-ra reboot

Let’s go to the beach beach #aew

He-Mab and the Masters of the Trooniverse

i dont want the Bugatti, the Maserati, the Lamborghini, nor to live in a big mansion or party in France. i just want a hot body, to sip martinis and look hot in a bikini. it's fucked up that i still need to work, bitch

puppygirl who refuses to play Ninja Gaiden games because she finds it insulting that they call the easy mode that the game offers after you die a lot "ninja dog"

Tired: OpenAI Wired: Oppai

voice training to sound like Daria Morgendorffer

they should invent a woman who's chest you can come home and lay your head on after a long day at work

[woman who has ordered enough Little Treats to fill a room with this fortnight] just one more Little Treat. surely this will be the Little Treat that fills the void inside

i need to hurry up and buy a car so i can start saving to get a fat transfer breast aug and tummy tuck

the hon dosed with the most

what if i got a tattoo of the Tori Amos lyric "you're just an empty cage, girl, if you kill the bird"

Illustration of wrestler Kenny Omega done in the style of Yoshitaka Amano

"and PJ Harvey turns her gays to the stars on Voyager" WE'RE GOING TO SPACE, GIRLS

i need to start working out but i just do not have the motivation at all lmao. i can barely make myself pick up the steam deck to play a game instead of just endlessly refreshing pages on my phone, my arse is not going to the gym lol

almost worked myself into a shoot here like "what if i just got all the pulseline games like in this photo. that wouldn't be too much" but that's how they get you. because then it becomes "well ive already started, so what if i just got this or that as well"

revolting against the death of physical games media by starting a Famicom collection

Illustration of AEW wrestler Thekla

the worst part of finally having a job is not having a partner to come home and snuggle up with after a long shift at the [redacted] mill

i wanna suck a girl's dick or a guy's, i guess

need a comms table with thekla, toni, and marina

"they know each other inside and out" Dong admitting Kyle and Take have carnal knowledge of one another #aewdynamite

have six days in a row at work which means i wont actually be home or sleeping in my own bed for a week despite living a literal ten minute drive from my place of employment

Hope this email finds you, and in the darkness binds you.

5 years hrt

Adora x Despara toxic selfcest yuri

A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics

spiders georg but it's me dragging down the average number of partners trans women have by being undatable