Boohooo, Kevin… Someone doesn’t want to take your dirty money? Cry harder.

Elon Musk is about to become a trillionaire. To put that in perspective, if you spent $1 million every single day, it would take 2,740 years to blow through that much money. Think he should be taxed? ===================

I’m going to award a new Peace Prize at my house. It’s going to be tough…between me and Fred the Cat. I think I have a good chance of winning because I haven’t yelled at anyone in weeks. But…Fred is much cuter. Close race. Loser has to clean the litter box.

Gurudwara Bangla Sahib temple in New Delhi, India, feeds 30,000 to 40,000 people every day for free.

The “Home Goods” White House: @governor.ca.gov

Chris d’Entremont is what a politician should be. Answering questions to media said he was tired of the "knocking people down" attitude of Poilievre. He wants to do things for his riding & this budget will do that🥳🎉

New York! New York! *cue the music * It’s up to you, New York, New York!

Trump: I demolished the People’s House for my big beautiful ballroom paid for by my rich friends so we can throw lavish parties while millions starve without health care. Tonight… The People: Our turn, motherfucker.

He’s gonna stroke out. Or tear down the west wing.

Before I hit the sack, congrats to all of the Dems who won their elections and especially Mamdani. Now to those New Yorkers who are planning to leave because of his win, piss off and don’t come to Canada. Buona notte!🛌!

SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.

How much more of this are you going to put up with, America? I can’t believe that so many of you still believe you can vote your way out of this.

The trial of the century started today with jury selection for the Subway sandwich felon.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

Just FYI

The Grand old Duke of York he gave 12 million quid to someone he’d never met for something he never did

Uh oh looks like someone’s sleeping in the couch tonight

The kid laughing makes this video! 🤭🤭🤭 🐾🐾🐾

Do you have your Blue Jays cake yet?

No trick or treating after 8 tonight. After 8, you get a potato.

when I worked in community services in the US, I helped fill out SNAP applications for people who'd once had successful careers as lawyers, healthcare professionals, bankers. The jaws of poverty can snap shut on anyone.

A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year. If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.

ONE. WIN. AWAY. The Blue Jays take Game 5 in L.A. and head back to Toronto with the chance to claim their first World Series title since 1993.

God Bless MeriKkKa…

Davis Schneider and Vlad Jr hit back to back home runs off Blake Snell to start the game

Baby! Everything is alright… Uptight. Outasight… 😂

For the first time in a long time, I see an end to the fascism and evil that’s been cropping up around the world. The wannabe dictators and billionaire elite have greatly underestimated the power of pissed off ordinary people. Ready for the great Find Out revolution.

What’s great about the World Series is Canada is being run today by tens of millions of people on four hours of sleep.

the year is 2066. the dodgers and blue jays are in their 8692nd inning of the 2025 world series, game 3

Sandy Koufax is coming out of the crowd to pitch the 16th

I'm so exhausted and I only watched the last 12 innings of the game last night smh

Stephen Colbert: Canada responds to Trump's tariff threat

Canadian COVID Forecast: Oct 25 - Nov 7, 2025 SEVERE: NB, NS, SK VERY HIGH: CAN, AB, BC, MB, NL, North, ON, PEI HIGH: QC MODERATE: none About 1 in 126 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.

Refusing to feed people while building a massive ballroom is a fast track to eat the rich. No pun intended.

November 1st, a lot of US citizens are going to start getting hungry. Parents will sacrifice their own food to keep their kids fed. Eventually there will be NO food. I think the oligarchs, Republicans, and Trump benefactors are about to see the definition of HANGRY up close and personal. FAFO

Grateful that Ontario is providing free updated flu and updated COVID vaccines to the general public starting today. Locate your pharmacy: ontario.ca/vaccine-loca... Please get your vaccinations. #VaccinesWork

How can a country like the USA have a private citizen pay for the military? Why are Americans not freaking out. This is some banana republic shit. #USmilitary #oligarchy

I just backed HERE and NOW and SMALL and CLOSE on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/her...