That outfit is so cute...

I need to wear glasses to see things that are at a medium distance from me.

(My other account is Marisa now! My plan is SFW, mostly 'serious canon' with a healthy dose of hc & parody. Messages and pings are welcome. I might update things more later. I've been thinking about Marisa so much lately, she's so cool.)

| | Happy new year!

Weaklings go PICHYUUN! Strong people go p-p-p-P-P-P-CHAOUUUUuuu!

In North America, Kyouko sightings are referred to as "Big Ears"

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to be happy and be yourself

Rudolph must give them a crazy pregrame speech to the other reindeers, they must be ready to die for this christmas shit.

Hell yeah, women like to #Count me before sleep.

I found my baby teeth

(Privately, in my head... I pronounce it "Cirno".)

I don’t even call it chinese food, I just call it food, just a glimpse into how chinese my mind is.

No, no. It’s not plagiarism if you’re saying it out loud. It’s totally different

(After my predictions of sphinx touhou and pterodactyl touhou, I’m ready to announce my next prediction: yeti touhou. I still can’t believe there’s actually a fucking Egyptian touhou what are the chances of that.)

That I wrote and put there

Scary echoes SCARIEST echoes Top five Try not to be scared of the echoes challenge Warning… some of the echoes we will be discussing today are very scary… for little babies and people who are sensitive little babies… discretion is advised… Number five… Nazrin snoring…

The sound of a bong fills the room when I enter because I’m chinese.

Another sister… wait why’s this one look like Marisa

𝘽𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙙, 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙—𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙚'𝙨 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙~. - 8 years~ of RP experience - SFW/NSFW - DMs are always open #THRP #TouhouRP #MVRP

Ni hao.

It’s pride month, my alliance, you know what to do.

I’m the lily white of mornings

Oh god. She might be…

One million yen is only worth one million yen. But a good morning is priceless.

If you’re gonna say something without even putting in the basic effort to yell… I mean what’s the fucking point

Yuuma update! I still have some work to do (aka sleeves petticoat) This costume is taking me ages since all trim for the skirt / top had to be cut out by hand and hand sewn on. 😭 Spork needs filling and sanding but we are getting there!! Really happy with it so far though!

I used to bite my wool when I was young.

Why is Matara the bus driver all of the sudden.

And my language in general as well.

It's also my hate language.

My love language is bites and gnawing.

I´m rolling in the blood.

Little Toutetsu is how I call my tail.

I´m full of joy and whimsy.

🦊Trustful and Helpful Fox 🦊Messanger and Right Hand of the Great Megumu 🦊Free Advice for Everyone! 🦊SFW in general, full NSFW only on DMs 🦊Mostly HeadCanons, new to the character

They're partying at Flandre's house and I'm not there because I'm an #Introvert

Sorry, I saw Okina.

NNNNNNNNGHHHGHG GRRRRRRRNGH GRRRRRRH

Eating a tuna sandwich.

Chiyari Tailjakin

Moving your blood with my mind so it tickles in all the places you can't scratch.

Buying all the chocolate from all the stores so nobody can have a happy Valentine.

New site, same old Flan!

You know there’s a problem when I’m hearing the morons ‘Awooooo’ while I’m god knows how many feet underground.

饕餮尤魔 雰囲気変わった？ #東方

And then drink a litter of milk