(Youmu “ready to party when Reimu dies” Konpaku)

“I got another amazing idea! Stop using facial expressions and hand gestures! Just shout how you feel instead! Imagine what we could achieve!”

“I feel bad for the Lunarians. Do they even have good mornings up there…”

(Thank you Iron Attack, this is what album covers should look like.)

(Recently I’ve been at full autistic power. I’ve been thinking about touhou so much. I haven’t felt so crazy in a long time.)

“I realized something pretty good! Since there are people who do things way worse than just being noisy and get away with it I shouldn’t worry about something like yelling! Isn’t that great!”

Archer Kyouko??? Art by Primsla x.com/primsla/stat...

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!

(Buying this based on the name alone immediately)

(As you know, in touhou you “focus” by holding down shift, slowing down to micro-dodge. I’m trying to think of a term for the opposite of focusing, when you’re moving and shooting “normally”. I’ve come up with “freestyle” but I still feel like that’s not quite right.)

(I really think touhou is really interesting but it’s so superficially cringe idk how to explain it to people ya know…)

Enjoying an Evening Coffee #wriggleswonderland

(I want to play touhou so fucking bad I might just do a fresh windows install I can’t figure out the damn problem…)

(Wait. A. Second. Zun likes IPAs? This changes my entire opinion of him. I always wondered what his taste in beer was and I guess it’s the same as mine???)

(These days I have this weird feeling that Touhou is dying and I need to enjoy as much as possible while it lasts… it’s a sad feeling…)

(I'm clowning around in RPG Maker)

The Myouren Temple possesses the world's only 24 karat gold Nazrin labubu.

(Is there any actual lore reason that spell cards start with “____ Sign” etc, or does it just sound cool?)

(My other account is Marisa now! My plan is SFW, mostly 'serious canon' with a healthy dose of hc & parody. Messages and pings are welcome. I might update things more later. I've been thinking about Marisa so much lately, she's so cool.)

(Are there any active Marisas around? If not...)

(The year is 3000. Cyborg ZUN is the last man alive who uses the word "oriental".)

も～！い～くつ　ね～る～と～！お～しょ～お～が～つ～～～！！

(You ever think about how Meiling’s name, ‘Hong’, might as well also be ‘scarlet’, just in Chinese? What does this mean?)

#Touhou #東方Project

(I've developed a habit of writing rp posts in quotations, and parody posts without quotations, in case anyone cares about the deep lore.)

Listen to my new single K.R.E.A.M. (Karma rules everything around me)

“HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!”

Yahoo yahoo daze~

“I wonder if I should make a New Year’s resolution this year…”

I craft every echo with love.

(Do you guys like my new hc)

In North America, Kyouko sightings are referred to as "Big Ears"

Me have the following security camera footage of the unidentified treasure hunting individual

(Man I still cannot figure out any way to get Touhou games to play on my PC. They either don't open, or crash immediately. I've tried DXVK and DxWnd with no success. I'm not knowledgeable about this sort of thing...)

GOOD MORNING!!!!!

(Me too, Zun.)

(Sanae, fully god and fully human, causes miracles, references Moses… Welcome back Jesus!)

Weaklings go PICHYUUN! Strong people go p-p-p-P-P-P-CHAOUUUUuuu!

I'm not worried about karma, I can just echo more of it if I need some.

(Thinking about practicing rpgmaker by making a touhou fangame, idk.)

Party rockers in the house tonight!!!!!

(I was just looking at Touhou Spell Carnival and thinking "I'm getting Knights in the Nightmare particles from this". Then I saw STING developed it. Holy shit did they make a Touhou Knights in the Nightmare. As the world's only person who loved that game my mind is exploding.)

I’m not mad I just wanna know who wrote this. I’m not mad.

Do you all prefer original yahoos, or Buddhist blast flavor?

THATS THE JINGLE BELL ROCK!!!!!

Kyouko is leaning against the side of the temple, sighing to herself. She looks downcast and introspective...

(Just received blessed gift from the algo) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbd5...

"I will defeat the eurobeat hordes at any cost!"

(Can anyone help me to understand why I can't run any Touhou games on my PC? Nothing I get through Steam or Moriya works. I'm forced to play Cave style games! WTF!)