This is a tough day. I’ve been informed that my signature move, the ‘Biko Blast, is too powerful for the spell card rules…

(Good news: A book that claims to be a Touhou tabletop RPG is currently on its way to me. Bad news: I won't be able to read it.)

"Sometimes I still miss hearing the other yamabikos..."

(I don’t think zun or doujin circles fully appreciate just how extremely expensive their physical CDs are for people outside Japan. Many people would love to support them but just can’t afford it.)

Hi

(This is so sad what the heck!)

(Kyouko can read. But she thinks reading is UNCOOL. Reading out loud, though, that's fine. The echoes need to be rescued from the stupid quiet letters!)

Gomenne... Chotto Kyoukosugishita...

Hai! Yoroshikyouko! Kyoukimaaasu! Uwaaa, sugokyouko dane! Jaa, kyoukimashou!!!

Danmaku made out of pure danmakutanium alloy can pierce two layers of hp bar

Listening to yahoos is your destiny

They might appoint Lilly White so she can announce the morning with danmaku...

Yahoos were stagnant last quarter... The board of investors might have me replaced...

"GOOD MORNING everyone!!! It's a brand new day!!! Yahoo!!!"

Touhou TRPG ??? Yo what the hell, is this real, how have I never heard of this? And should I buy it even though I can't read it

Important notice! No loud yelling will be possible between the hours of 5:00 PM and 5:04 PM while I perform regular echo maintenance. Thank you yelling fans for your understanding.

(I want to try doing a basic cosplay… Kyouko or maybe Kasen… I dunno it’s kinda tempting just for the heck of it?)

“The sages should have invited me to help make Gensoukyou. I would have made it awesome.”

“Youkai mountain is great but it’s kind of crowded. I wish there was another place I could climb…”

"But maybe... If we got a really long cord and we plugged it in at Moriya Shrine... Hmm..." (Watching M-1 GP 8)

“A big opportunity for Myouren Temple just appeared!!”

“Uhh, so, do we do daylight savings in Gensoukyou? I need to know for good morning purposes…”

"G-good... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNN morning everybody..." Kyouko's hair looks even fluffier than usual as she rubs the sleepiness out of her eyes...

“It’s a great compliment to be echoed by a yamabikos~!”

My echoes are everywhere even while you’re asleep

Not to brag but I'm Kyouko Kasodani

(Are there any songs you think could be the theme song for the Touhou series? I haven't played the fighting games much so recently I was kinda blown away by hearing this song. Wow. It instantly has a classic and nostalgic feeling to it, what a banger.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP5_...

Kyouko is standing on the temple roof. “Gooood mooooorning everyoooone!!!”

Everyone listens to echoes every day but I never get a thank-you!

(If Kyouko had a car she would drive with her windows rolled down, looking at you through her sunglasses as she blasts her music)

"It's a great time to visit the temple! The flowers are starting to bloom, humans and youkai can eat together, and you can even give a little treat to the cute mice! You don't have to be a monk!"

With every yahoo you get a FREE echo!

"I meditated so much, I'm exhausted... I need to take a rest..."

From now on, as the gate watcher for the temple, I have an official bucket of water prepared all the time, just in case.

“GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING~!!!”

Lately I haven't been posting because there's just nothing more awesome to say than yahoo... I already started at the best point and there's nowhere to go forward...

(There are a lot of characters in th who suck at controlling their abilities, but Satori deserves an award. "instead of using MIND READING to predict your moves and easily win, I'm going to use spellcards from your memories that I know you've already defeated against you!" absolutely incredible)

Best of yahoos: ultimate compilation. Volume 27. 500 tracks.

[GMT+8:00]恭喜發財! A new year - and a new year, a new host. Kurokoma Saki is the host for the start of Year of the Horse for this coming Wednesdays! Please look forward to some of her exploits, fun stuff and just... show of dominance as the Keiga family matriarch.

GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!

Every time I see a mouse I scream

If I’m not writing on here that’s because I’m training. Yeah that’s just how dedicated I am!

“Since I’ve been practicing extra hard I can meditate for ten whole minutes! It’s an achievement for all yamabikos!”

How come nobody else ever says this???

Kyouky kyouky kyoukers

Taoists are always saying things like ‘am I grazing the bullet or is the bullet grazing me’ shut up man

"I've made a decision to study harder and train harder! No more messing around! Get ready for the new Kyouko!"

(oook personal account so I can stop posting ooc over here : @scrumper.bsky.social )

流行りの鳥獣伎楽

Be careful where you listen. My echoes are everywhere.