Wife tells me She Has a Degradation kink so I tell her She is A Bad person and She should Die to get her In the Mood. Now she's mad at me For Some reason

Got kicked Out On bring your Kid to work Day Because I let my Son Drink my flask of whiskey Like I usually do at Work. This Is Bullshit

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If you Think about it getting hit By A car is kind of Evil. Why would you subject someone To All Of the guilt Associated with hitting Someone with Your car

Whenever I get too Successful I like to use ChatGPT To Put myself in Images Hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein to remind myself How easy It Is to lose it All #StayHumble

Practicing my induction Magic. Been testing it Out On small Rats in the Hopes that they will Enjoy it but So Far I am just overdoing It and they Get Completely fried

They made A Video about siopdonoderms

I Need to get Stronger. I have To get stronger. Will be killing small Animals And working My way up, starting With the Smallest. Does anyone know Where I could find animals in The genus Myxozoa

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i am In contact with the Barbarian and Im Low balling his ass On "TONICS AND GOODS " LITTLE DOES HE KNOW: This shit is Goblin Spittle + Old Crum + A "Little Extra " 🤣🤣🤣

If I was Taken To a sex dungeon I would Be scared Of The skeletons, ogres, Slimes ect. But I would Progress for the treasure

This One pisses me Off

Training my Son to become a professional Crowdkiller. He will be On a 30 day Training Regiment

Should never have Taken the Job at the Crackpipe Factory

Going into The jungles of Borneo To Teach orangutans how to use Heroin

Sorry for being gone Just escaped The puzzle cube

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Just discovered that they Are putting Salt in the water supply. Be Wary

Trying to Listen to divine voices Like the tiktok I Saw Told me. So far they Are only giving me instructions On How to build microwaves

Little Known fact about Theology: There is a conventional God and Heaven but they coexist with Chinese equivalents

Gave my son ketamine And told him it Was 'Elixir' lol.

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I have a vial of water and When my son misbehaves I Like to shake it really hard while threatening to 'Release the Bio Weapon'

Fuck you and Your nonsense I am actually sick Of You

Ancient chinese Farmer friend spoke to me again Asking if I could bring him Anthrax

Working towards Making millions by incrementally Scamming Children for $5 Each

Electrostatic forces Have changed. They Feel different now

Make sure You check what your wands Do before You Use them. Just pointed one I ordered from Etsy at My wife now she's got Sickle Cell disease

i dont evenCare that much anymore at Like 5 today i justwalked right thru a gnome villge Didnt even care Think i stpped on a house but really you Should not be building that small at any Size cause Nobody cares about #TEENYTOY houses and Shit bro

Spoke to my buddy Charles Darwin Lately. All he would say Is 'Barnacle penis please save me'

Need to get My hands on some raw Mercury Right now

'It insists upon itself' Is an Interesting critique of media To me. There are certainly Works Of art out there that believe they are Deeper than they actually are

My ancient chinese Farmer friend Khan Yea West didn't know about The current situation. Told him about it today And He cried

Ancient Akashic lettering appearing on My vape as Of This morning

Wasn't serious About television till my coworker Showed Me bluey

Just Got in an uber. I sat in the Passenger seat and For the whole ride the driver said Nothing While staring at me as If he was going to Kiss me

I'm Working on inventing a Bitcoin operated firearm That has blockchain integration. You pay 0.45BTC per bullet. I'm Going to Become rich soon

Who else used To Masturbate to the diagrams in sex ed

Does anyone Have any tips for using the calculator I haven't Done math in a while

Iron deficiency got Me hearing voices 😂

I lick sharpies and spit it into my baby pigs mouths like a mothering bird

A new form of Retribution I've Been engaging in Is taking out Thousands of dollars in Pennies and going to hardware Stores to make Expensive purchases with them. If we all do This at the same time We can Bring about a peaceful Revolution

Once I Saw a guy Slip on a banana peel And die. True story

Making my Son engage in recreation ayahuasca Usage

For the year Of the snake I'm starting a business Reselling vapes

Lol. Hypercube Appeared before me for 2 seconds Before disappearing again Today. Starting to think this Is not normal

Fuck you man Honestly. Got fired today Because of you

New invention: We put 3-5 guys in a room and have them discuss various Predetermined but unscripted topics. We record The Audio of this discussion for about an hour and 30 minutes and upload It to some kind of audio Platform

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