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@dopest-psycho.bsky.social
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Unfortunately I have managed to cross the elder veil
#StuckInThePuzzleCube
Wife tells me She Has a Degradation kink so I tell her She is A Bad person and She should Die to get her In the Mood. Now she's mad at me For Some reason
about 1 month ago
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Got kicked Out On bring your Kid to work Day Because I let my Son Drink my flask of whiskey Like I usually do at Work. This Is Bullshit
about 1 month ago
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Jerkmate Daily sucked Today. Too Much porn
about 1 month ago
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Wtf this Shit is meant To Be helpful
about 1 month ago
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If you Think about it getting hit By A car is kind of Evil. Why would you subject someone To All Of the guilt Associated with hitting Someone with Your car
about 2 months ago
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Whenever I get too Successful I like to use ChatGPT To Put myself in Images Hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein to remind myself How easy It Is to lose it All
#StayHumble
4 months ago
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Practicing my induction Magic. Been testing it Out On small Rats in the Hopes that they will Enjoy it but So Far I am just overdoing It and they Get Completely fried
6 months ago
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They made A Video about siopdonoderms
6 months ago
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I Need to get Stronger. I have To get stronger. Will be killing small Animals And working My way up, starting With the Smallest. Does anyone know Where I could find animals in The genus Myxozoa
6 months ago
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I need To know the secret. I Have to find Contacts who know The Secret
6 months ago
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TWISTED SKELTON
6 months ago
i am In contact with the Barbarian and Im Low balling his ass On "TONICS AND GOODS " LITTLE DOES HE KNOW: This shit is Goblin Spittle + Old Crum + A "Little Extra " 🤣🤣🤣
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If I was Taken To a sex dungeon I would Be scared Of The skeletons, ogres, Slimes ect. But I would Progress for the treasure
6 months ago
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This One pisses me Off
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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Training my Son to become a professional Crowdkiller. He will be On a 30 day Training Regiment
6 months ago
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Should never have Taken the Job at the Crackpipe Factory
7 months ago
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Going into The jungles of Borneo To Teach orangutans how to use Heroin
7 months ago
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Sorry for being gone Just escaped The puzzle cube
7 months ago
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@champagnepapi.bsky.social
Help me
12 months ago
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Just discovered that they Are putting Salt in the water supply. Be Wary
12 months ago
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Trying to Listen to divine voices Like the tiktok I Saw Told me. So far they Are only giving me instructions On How to build microwaves
about 1 year ago
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Little Known fact about Theology: There is a conventional God and Heaven but they coexist with Chinese equivalents
about 1 year ago
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Gave my son ketamine And told him it Was 'Elixir' lol.
about 1 year ago
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Many will be Earning Huge across the Globe tomorrow. Source:
@dollar.bsky.social
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https://bsky.app/profile/dollar.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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I have a vial of water and When my son misbehaves I Like to shake it really hard while threatening to 'Release the Bio Weapon'
about 1 year ago
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Fuck you and Your nonsense I am actually sick Of You
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Ancient chinese Farmer friend spoke to me again Asking if I could bring him Anthrax
about 1 year ago
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Working towards Making millions by incrementally Scamming Children for $5 Each
about 1 year ago
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Electrostatic forces Have changed. They Feel different now
about 1 year ago
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Make sure You check what your wands Do before You Use them. Just pointed one I ordered from Etsy at My wife now she's got Sickle Cell disease
about 1 year ago
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TWISTED SKELTON
about 1 year ago
i dont evenCare that much anymore at Like 5 today i justwalked right thru a gnome villge Didnt even care Think i stpped on a house but really you Should not be building that small at any Size cause Nobody cares about
#TEENYTOY
houses and Shit bro
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Spoke to my buddy Charles Darwin Lately. All he would say Is 'Barnacle penis please save me'
about 1 year ago
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Need to get My hands on some raw Mercury Right now
about 1 year ago
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'It insists upon itself' Is an Interesting critique of media To me. There are certainly Works Of art out there that believe they are Deeper than they actually are
over 1 year ago
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My ancient chinese Farmer friend Khan Yea West didn't know about The current situation. Told him about it today And He cried
over 1 year ago
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Ancient Akashic lettering appearing on My vape as Of This morning
over 1 year ago
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Wasn't serious About television till my coworker Showed Me bluey
over 1 year ago
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Just Got in an uber. I sat in the Passenger seat and For the whole ride the driver said Nothing While staring at me as If he was going to Kiss me
over 1 year ago
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I'm Working on inventing a Bitcoin operated firearm That has blockchain integration. You pay 0.45BTC per bullet. I'm Going to Become rich soon
over 1 year ago
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Who else used To Masturbate to the diagrams in sex ed
over 1 year ago
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Does anyone Have any tips for using the calculator I haven't Done math in a while
over 1 year ago
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Iron deficiency got Me hearing voices 😂
over 1 year ago
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Malicious Farmer
over 1 year ago
I lick sharpies and spit it into my baby pigs mouths like a mothering bird
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A new form of Retribution I've Been engaging in Is taking out Thousands of dollars in Pennies and going to hardware Stores to make Expensive purchases with them. If we all do This at the same time We can Bring about a peaceful Revolution
over 1 year ago
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Once I Saw a guy Slip on a banana peel And die. True story
over 1 year ago
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Making my Son engage in recreation ayahuasca Usage
over 1 year ago
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For the year Of the snake I'm starting a business Reselling vapes
over 1 year ago
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Lol. Hypercube Appeared before me for 2 seconds Before disappearing again Today. Starting to think this Is not normal
over 1 year ago
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Fuck you man Honestly. Got fired today Because of you
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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New invention: We put 3-5 guys in a room and have them discuss various Predetermined but unscripted topics. We record The Audio of this discussion for about an hour and 30 minutes and upload It to some kind of audio Platform
over 1 year ago
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Hand me a paint by numbers Book and I Will become The next da vinci
over 1 year ago
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