Juatt got a text from the Lich asking if i can Fill in for one of Her DungeonThralls tomroeow And got so Nauesous I want to go But im #BOKE and need 500Gold COins for the Fucking ferry WHY DOS THE WORLD HATE ME

WHY DO ALL THE FASHIONISTAS OF THE WORLD TURN THERE NOSES UP AT A "BADDIE?" LIKE ME #FUCKTHEANCIENTTOMES

Let a Beholder hit

Whn im bored I like to Tie a Greatsword to a rope and Spin it around in the Fairy grove and they scream Loud as fuck

cn U easily get a homonculous or do u need a lisecne

nahhh the mole people Breached another Tunnel WHOSE READY FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF #FUMIGATION

DO NOT HOOK UP WITH FIRE MAGES my SHEETS Are RUINED, #FUCKLOVE

Do I have Desireable Traits ,

i am In contact with the Barbarian and Im Low balling his ass On "TONICS AND GOODS " LITTLE DOES HE KNOW: This shit is Goblin Spittle + Old Crum + A "Little Extra " 🤣🤣🤣

Does any1 Like me

Okay So the NEcromancer justGot a new #SNEAKYLINK 🤫🤫🤫 BUT evrytime i see him Now hes got those Fuck Ass swirl eyes and WHILE this copuld be CAUSE for concern lowkey hes More sugegstable SO ive been getting #EXTRAPAY

Does any1 in this dungin Like me

i bet their table wsasdnt even that Round #FRAUDWATCHH🥱

#INQUIRY Do People still Like sensitve But Deeply Torubleed Individuals Bevasue i tried Linkingwith a #SalaciousBaddie and like a Day after she Ghiosted me . Am I Fucked forver?

i Should text it

Following in the Footsteps of the Greats and trying to LEvitate Shit wigth my mind. NOT GOOD SO FAR. Only able to Lift small Dunegon creatures and They always are way Too excited About it

I need it #BAD

Put me in a Room with the Mirthful Baron . please

When Im RLY bored i dunk this elderle Gnome i found Into the Bog and they Scream loud as fuck 🤣

i Miss the sourcerer She was so Fine

so Sick of the Wizards in this dungeon bro They keep Hot Boxing the Place with Green Evil Smoke fromthere big Cauldrons #MUSTBEDEALTWITH

no body Wants me

shul d I text this goiblin back she Lowkey stol e like eveyrhting, in my hosue But i Think i have a Chance

bro im KMS i, walked into the legendary Pyramid and the pharoh looked at me up And down two minutes and said id be Betetr off in the PeatBogs I CANT HAVE SHITTTT .

tthinking of Maybe applyitng to become a Mummy

Dumbass mage Casted fireball in the DUngeosn a bit ago and my #HUNGRYASS had a lovelysandwich El Italiano and he ignited all the #SandwichGreases dumb ass Skeleotnized him in undr a second 😂

Straight up HAte Ghouls and ghosts bro like ohh im so incoprorbale orHOWEVVR you spell it And we can fly like bro fuuuuuuuckk Off man..... Wasted talent/Abiltities that couldbe betetr used El;sewehre (ME)

WOW❤️

i can always feel when Its about to rain BCUZ some dumb ass gnome put a tin Ball into my skull and i cant get it out

Necromncer getting into art recently . theyrve been Using MoneyHunks and Vixens as refrences to make Eloborate sculptuies BUT he Always puts them in like Suspenders+OVeralls? Normal?

bro i woke up and first thign i see is a Grown Ass vampire hanging on the cieling IN MY HOUSE. aaand He wasnt even Hot e ither

#NEED a Sexul scribe/eunuch

just got stood up by a smoke mage and i thought my day couldn t get any worse after this FuckAss Adventuring pargty casted Blizzard on me bro

they got my ass Digging spike traps in the peaceful grove again

Fucik i need my orbs

ijust heard an ogre 100 feet away rip some1 apart. WOULD

drinking unlabled potions Now i got good hearing ? now who The fuck needs a potion for that

ok noww Why did a C*nty little Lizardman walk up to my table and ask me Out cuz Last i checkd YOU are not a MoneyHunk or MoneyPig OR baronn soGo kick rocks MAYBE NEXT TIME 🤣🤣

Sometimes i Just hit my own Ribcage with sticks hopinh itll make noise but its just a litle Dink each time . All this Whimsy in thworld and i got dinkybones not Music ones

nahhh the mole people Breached another Tunnel WHOSE READY FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF #FUMIGATION

cn U easily get a homonculous or do u need a lisecne

My new game i play is trying to Sneak some of the Necromancers #GEMSTONEZ into thePockets of ppl so his treasuery Golems rip them apart like Paper shit so funny 😂

whoKeeps refilling the Chests anyway Cuz yesterduy i saw this Mass dump a couple ShortSwords into a boxand then just phase away i Couldnt even Look at it without feeling like I was gona die so like WTF was that

bro i should Not be haviong BonePains im God Damn reanimated This is just NotFAir

uhhgnn <-- MY IMPRESION OF a "ZOGGBIE"

The Necromancer justtried reaniamting a single ant The fuck is going on Up there bro

some DIckhead Barbarian just ran thru the castle and Didnt evenopen our Chests theylike Carriedthem with him. luggingall that with ropes like theywere Dogs.... Need

So Did wizards move on to tomes and staffs and shit orr ppl still using twigs Cuz i just saw some Wizard(?) pullOut one in combat last nite and bro casted some kind of #PetulantOdore and just stank everything up just asking cuz i think this descrbbes the average Wand User Maybe

Used to Know a guy named Damien DirtFinger Daryll andhe trained a Slime Mold to go into the shape Of a Beutiful Vixen but itsEyes were Dead and Hollow no Emotionw ahtsoever . Scary Stuff . i think he got hit By a Beam couple years ago. Makes u think

Kicking My feet Thinkig of The Mirthful Baron ❤️Wuld love to Inherit that t##### 😈