A while ago, maybe a year or something, I was looking through the switch eshop and I swear on my life I saw Ultrakill there. I didn’t actually know much about the game then, only the name. It was so weird, I left the shop and considered getting it but I didn’t.

2025 was the worst year of my life, not even close.

“Oil my gears please!” Said the robot. “Ew, that sounds suggestive. 😐” Said the guy at the bus stop. “No, I need to keep my gears lubricated or I’ll di-“ “You need them WHAT??? 🤨” Said the guy at the bus stop. “No, I need-“ The robot died. SHARE IF YOU AGREE!!!

The day Steve got revealed for Smash is a core memory to me.

Mc shaders rock

I wonder how many TikToks filmed in my schools hallways I’m in

mmm york bars mmm

Guitar

remember these peices of shit? theyre dead now.

Some Yosemite photos

i love online discourse

I’m done with caramelldansen for a long time. Screw it who’s saying I need to keep going It’s friday, schools basically over.

Ima be fr this is my last year using Spotify ( I just wanted to see wrapped lolz) but the age thing ain’t lining up tbh.

*walks into bathroom* *sees a bunch of not-so-good-looking kids skipping* “Y’know what, I’ll just go to another bathroom.” Kid: “no, it’s ok, don’t be scared” “Nah, cuz I get like, social anxiety and stuff” *leaves*

WHY DID I AGREE TO DO THIS

This is the musical equivalent of staring at the sun

I might just do this anyway i wanna see what happens

Reply to this message with any emoji and I'll only listen to Caramelldansen for the entire school week.

That fortnite live event rocked dude

I never really understood people that say that life is fucked up. Like, what's the alternative? Death? You don't got any idea how fucked up that is, nobody does, so why try it?

I need to talk about this more because me consuming black mold is extremely funny. Here’s the top of my water bottle which is stained with it.

WHY IS IT SO WINDY!?!?!?!?

IVE GENUINELY BEEN ACCEDENTLY CONSUMING BLACK MOLD FOR A WHILE NOW THE INSIDE OF MY WATER BOTTLE WAS CORRODED WITH IT AAAGGGGHHH

The only shit keeping me from ending it:

UPDATE:

WE WERE PLAYING PEAK AND THIS HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND WHAT!?!??!

Uggghhh yayyy shayy situation that’s so cool and great

Got a mega guy

To get to 100 you first need to get through 67 😔

Walking alone at night is so nice q

wait we get a week too awesome

The day Lythero releases the smash bros video is the day I will die

Ugh I just want to know every language that’d be so cool

I have assumed the new online persona of Lilly Pikmin.

Trump couldn't be the devil because the devil is actually good at fooling people

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Trump thinks that groceries is an old fashioned word because he himself hasn’t had to get any for himself in a long time.