Went and saw Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein last night, it was good! Del Toro’s artistry is unlike so much other cinema, and while I enjoy plenty of “turn your brain off” movies it was really nice to watch something so artistic with clear meaning written into the visuals. Would recommend!

Poor Zidane constantly being hit by the refracted light that makes him look five foot nothing when he's officially supposed to be as tall as Cloud.

I really wish Kojima had predicted a more prosperous, happy future cause this one is not it.

Happy Bi Visibility day, I'm bringing this back

LRP: OPs making great points, and they made me think. Who are they even doing this for? If you don’t care enough to put the effort in to write something, why would anyone ever want to put the effort in to read it?

People who use AI think that they’re skipping to the success when they’re skipping to the failure. You begin and end your life as someone who has not written the novel, you did not teach yourself to express what was inside of you, you died without making something that no one else could make.

Someone just asked if our game was woke on Steam. My response:

It's Subtember! That means I'll be streaming every single day from now until October 1st over at twitch.tv/patstaresat ! (except for podcast days!) Subs and gift subs are on a big discount so I figured it'd be a good as time as any to run my first Subathon!

Crying learning about all these horses who died 15+ years ago because their racing careers were cut short and they never got to enjoy retirement.

You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about. #ZZZ

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 Tonight at 9:30pm ET we’re taking another look at Date Everything! Time to give new and exciting meanings to mundane phrases like “opening the door”! Sat at 8pm ET it’s chit chats and drawing + whatever for our last night before hiatus. Sea you soon~ 🌊

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 Tonight @ 9:30pm ET we’ll finish up Deltarune chapter 4! Saturday @ 8pm ET come along with me and take a gander at some demos of upcoming games, it’s sure to be a good time. Sea you soon~ 🌊

If I was a dev and I had spent years working on a game and my boss went on stage and looked like this much of a jackass I'd be so pissed

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#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 We’re diving into deltarune chapter 3&4 with both feet this weekend! Join me around 9:30 pm ET on Friday and 8pm ET on Saturday for adventures with Kris, Susie, and the rest of the crew! Sea you soon~ 🌊

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 This week, one way or another, we will finish up Deus Ex. If we have time after on Saturday we’ll do a bit of a review of my old Deltarune play through! Starting Friday @ 9:30pm et and Saturday @ 8pm et! Sea you soon~🌊

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 It’s time for a visit to clean up the Porpcific Garbage Patch this weekend! 🤖Friday @ 9:30pm ET we’re somehow back on the case with Deus Ex: Human Revolution. 🥔Saturday @ 8pm ET it’s time for the second half of Portal 2. Sea you soon~🌊

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 I'll be starting a little later tomorrow to account for long weekend traffic, so join me at 9:30pm ET for the FINALE of Chrono Trigger! Its been a fun ride, but all good things must come to an end. Then Saturday at 8pm its ART time with Porpcasso. Sea you soon~🌊

It’s Maid Day so I’m reposting this old Porp art!

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 Let’s just hang out and chat (maybe probably also with some Fortnite) tonight at 9pm ET. Saturday at 8pm ET we head back for what is likely the final stream of Chrono Trigger, it’s been a fun game so I hope you all will join me for the finale! Sea you soon~🌊

Trigger zzz

#OceanWeekAlert !!🐬📢 I heard I’m not as close to the end of Chrono Trigger as I thought, so we’re doing it both nights this week. If we finish we’ll find something else to do! Come join me on twitch Friday @ 9pm ET and Saturday @ 8pm ET! Sea you soon~🌊

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ain't that a mood.

In my restless dreams, I see that game...

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 Friday @ 9pm ET we return TO THE SKY with more Chrono Trigger! Then Saturday @ 8pm ET its time for more friendslop with the boys in R.E.P.O.! Come on down and watch me hopefully not get shoved into a toilet again :C Sea you soon~🌊 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 This week its a double-feature as we return to Chrono Trigger for more trials (literally) and tribulations (also probably literally) Friday @ 9pm ET and Saturday at 8pm ET! 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise Sea you soon~🌊

Things must have been awfully dire in 2010.

Pod...? Poooooooooooooood?? POD!! 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise (RIGHT NOW)

Hey Pod, work ran super late so I’m pushing stream back to 10pm eastern. 🙇‍♀️ Sea you soon for some Chrono Trigger! 🌊

#OceanWeekAlert!! 🐬📢 This Friday at 9pm ET I will be starting my very first play through of Chrono Trigger! I know absolutely nothing about it, but I’ve heard it’s good. The Saturday we’re back for more of the bad game, join me for more Heavy Rain at 8pm ET! Sea you soon~ 🌊

We had a successful art stream drawing Wood Elf Druid and Queen of the Gnomes, Bimpnottin Sparklegem. #Porpcasso

#OceanWeekAlert !!🐬📢 Starting a little late tonight (9:30 pm ET) and (hopefully) doing that art we missed out on last week! Then Saturday oops we play the bad game, it’s time for Heavy Rain at 8pm ET! Sea you soon~🌊

Moo Moo . #NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch2

My tablet refuses to work properly so I'm pivoting, please excuse me. I've got a whole Fortnite battle pass to get through, come on down and hang out with me for a few hours! 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise

The time to R.E.P.O is upon us! Join me and my buddies (including @justinianknight.bsky.social @spacecapncrone.bsky.social and @stridentsong.bsky.social) RIGHT NOW! 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise

A new Animal Crossing would make me a day 1 adopter of the Switch 2, just saying.

May I interest you in a chocolate from our very own curated box of kitten-approved flavours?😉✨ Thank you to all the kittens who participated in our White Day chocolate-themed art collab!😊🥂We had so many participants, we filled two whole canvases!!🥹 #hiiragillust

#OceanWeekAlert !! 🐬📢 I’m ready for a palate cleanse of an Ocean Week, and I hope you all will join me! Friday @ 9pm ET I will be playing R.E.P.O. with the usual suspects! Saturday @ 8pm ET I hope you’ll join me for some art and chit chats. Sea you soon~ 🌊

Knockin' down all my enemies with Adam's Typhoon peen, LETS GO! 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise

*This is fine* (ꞋꞌꞋꞌ,⊙‿ꏿ,)

We've made it to Montreal! Come along with me for the final act of Deus Ex: Human Revolution startin' right now on twitch! 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise

My life has become an endless cycle of Work -> Eat -> Gacha -> Sleep. Rinse and repeat.

#OceanWeekAlert !!🐬📢 It’s time to push through to the end of Deus Ex: Human Revolution. We’ve made it to Montreal, time to have a little *tête-à-tête* with our QA guys. Times are the usual Friday @ 9pm and Saturday @ 8pm ET, if we finish early we’ll fill the time! Sea you soon~ 🌊

Starting to think my level of procrastination is unparalleled.

We're getting REVENGE tonight in Deus Ex: Human Revolution, startin' up RIGHT NOW! Come on down~ 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise

Ocean Week Alert!!🐬📣 It’s a Deus Ex: Human Revolution double feature this week! We’re chasing down Diane so we can exact our revenge… and also doing something else I can’t remember right now. I’ll be live the usual time: Friday @ 9pm ET and Saturday @ 8pm ET Sea you soon!🌊

#OceanWeekAlert!!🐬📢 I’m back from my extra long land week and I’m bringing you a Fortnite Friday! Weather permitting we’ll be starting at the usual 9pm ET time tonight. Saturday @ 9pm ET we’ll be starting Deus Ex: Human Revolution, a series I completely missed when it was new! Sea you soon~🌊

#OceanWeekAlert!! Startin' up stream, we're chilling out and building some Animal Crossing Lego tonight so come on down and hang out with me and the Pod~ 🔗 twitch.tv/creepyporpoise #vtuber