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Officially done 25 pounds thank god working to push 185

I’ll be forgetting. I know everyone in this little block of phx.

I dropped my dog off at daycare today, and I sounded like a scared parent.

Around this time of year, I remember why I don’t date outside my race 🤣🤣 cuz I ain’t got time for no hotdog casserole 🤣

I done listen to this album 15 times shit still hit hard

ASU MIGHT BE GOING TO THE CFB 👀👀 FORKS UP😈

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

MUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD

Aye Kendrick what’s your fucking problem bro?! 😭😭😭 #GNX

FUCKING SLAAAPS

Post it like it’s 9/11

🤣🤣🤣

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Kendrick FUCKING SLAPPS

I showed my friend my Pokémon home account and he was like having 1644 Pokémon is wild I told him this is all from years of games though 🤣

No caption needed.

If you see this, post your favorite pokemon.

If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon.

If you see this, post your favorite pokemon.

Guess I’m seeing Wicked now because my sister told me it’s going to be good.

Yeah, these people think they can have a little party blasting Spanish music and shit, okay

Hopefully they rank asu after this game

Thank god

'Left 4 Dead 2' released 15 years ago today 🧟‍♂️

Cedric dressed like a Nigerian scammer😂😂😂😂 #blacksky

period, as it should 💅🏾

Let’s just hope the aliens they done found ain’t theses

My dumbass

And porn

Niggas just ain’t trying to play Warzone today. I’m trying to terrorize the lobby.

Time to watch gun gala

I’m just trying to enjoy my bowl of grits and my dog is acting a fool

Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.

Reading this after the Honda Odyssey scene was wild, because Wade really did healing factor for him all night long, lmao. #poolverine Wolverine (2020) #21

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Mike Tyson:

Jake Paul next fight

Funniest thing about this whole event is that Mike Tyson is BOTH of these SpongeBob pics. 😂 #blacksky

(The girl fight was way more entertaining)

Jake Paul still a bitch too

I left my house to watch Jake Paul commit elder abuse.

Mike come on big dawg