"It's gotta be something in the water."

"How the hell's a dude pretending to be me? They got two cups on their forehead and a big bloated hand?"

Haven't seen too many people post about this yet, so wanted to help and get the word out. +

Especially because an attempt was made to try to get my husband's attention that his Bsky account was hacked as a means to actually compromise it for real by getting him to add the hacker on discord to 'resolve the issue.'

momo A brief run down on cyber security, since some people tend to not be internet savvy. Be wary of unexpected contact from people you've hardly ever interacted with. Even more so when it comes to claims such as your account being jeopardized. +

//Yeah I almost bit too.

//it took me a while to realized that this Jack Frost Account is Hacked! Please do not give out any of the information out to this hacker! And please be safe out here!

𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒌’𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆—𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆. ⠀ ⠀ 【⠀ #xmenrp #mvrp #bskyrp⠀】 𝓬⠀ MDNI ⠀𝓬⠀ Indie Portrayal ⠀𝓬⠀ Ship w/ Chem 𝓬⠀ Mature Themes ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⧼ ¿like + repost‽ ⧽

Ah, shit.

What's the ninja asking advice about?

You tell me I'm not a mechanic.

I didn't. That's cool. So I raised my atone hand when I saw it, and it sorta folded like an acchordeon as the dude flew off.

... Can ya fix a 4x4?

... No

Guy ran him over. Now he's gotta pay for the car's damages. This is bullsh-

"Who are yo-"

... Why is everyone animals.

【 ♡ 】For in da morning...

//I cannot be trusted to write a TLOZ character.

Hanging this on his balcony.

"What's up with the doc?"

🪷 Thanks for everyone supporting this weird ass sorcerer horror OC carefully disguised as an AU Dr. Strange 🧙🏼

"There's a chasm, between your lived experience and that of your subjects. I don't think I'm comfortable with it."

"That ain't where my thoughts lie, madam."

"..."

"You clearly don't pay bills."

"... Do your dreams pay with cash or credit-"

Little dream- what?

ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴏʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɢʀɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴅʀɪꜰᴛɪɴɢ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴀʟʟꜱ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ꜱʜɪꜰᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀꜱ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇꜱ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ.

"Knowledge is useful in itself. Add it to your cv and send it here. They'll tell you they're a " historical logistics" company. Just play along

"Actually, in my field that's kinda the ideal sitch... You know a thing or two of magic, right?"

"Anyone."

"It ain't about fear. Do ya' really wanna be what someone else made you?"

He scans her, his eyes glow through the cigar smoke, a smirk cast somewhere beneath. "...And giving into that nature's easier, ain't it?"

Puts a cat in her hair.

"Forced. Right." His eyes leave her. Bare fingers scan the tracks as he walks off. To find the girls, or the Kelpie. Whichever happens first.

Shoving @showtimedazzle.bsky.social away from the blind kid "Can you stop picking fights for ten minutes, you brainlet?"

Why is this dumbass fighting a blind kid?

... What the hell.

Hey, I didn't do shit.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐧 [An Event incoming by the hands of: Char Gremlin Fitz And yours truly]

𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒔

//HOT TAKE: THE DARK KNIGHT SAGA IS MID AS FUCK. Now that I got your attention. We're assembling a little big plot in New York! A crossover between the street levels of Marvel, and the Demon's head. Between me, char, Fritz and Gremlin! Be warned. VERY FUCKING GRIM THEMES WILL BE TREATED. ~>

𝐹𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟! 🗡️- An independent portrayal of ᴊᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴅ, also known as the infamous ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴏᴅ 🗡️ - More information will be posted underneath.

Lighting the cigar, smoke flies from his nostrils as he points the stone finger at her. "Sorry- have I seen you on the news or something?"

"You named em by now?" He finally peers out. It was clear that he's not human. But now his frankly, strange proportions are visible. The man's built like a fridge on hooves. He bites a cigar, striking a match on the stone hand. "Sorry for the drop. I already have way too many. Would be ~>