You write a review about a game you loved and how it relates to your toxic relationship with online validation and the destruction of the internet through social media, and then it gets nominated in a popularity contest

Wait, I might be goated at Isaac actually.

Been rewatching the entirety of Bad Girls Club lately but specifically in the ranking order of some random Reddit user's worst to best list. So far they have been quite accurate.

X has stopped working

The franchise enshittification of Life is Strange has been horrible to witness, and I know for a fact that it’s Square’s fault.

I bought a camera to spy on them while at work but all they do is sleep so I’ll just be looking at tumbleweeds all day

If you had asked me in 2015-2016, I would have probably told you that I prioritized a good narrative in a game over good gameplay. Now I fall asleep to those games lol.

Everytime someone mistakes me for a 15 year old and I have to explain that I graduated college almost 10 years ago, I gain another power level.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

Impossible to talk about because of spoilers but all I can say is, are you fucking serious

Do not trust this snake 🐍

Stranger who thinks he’s well-intentioned: “Why don’t you quit your job and just pursue an art career? You’ll regret if you don’t” I did not think of this once not ever. Not at all. Didn’t cross my mind. Nope.

Huh, why is my tablet running like shit all of a sudden? Oh, because it updated and put Gemini on there without my permission. Cool.

This little smear frame freak turned 1 today!!!

Sunken cost fallacy is me watching an entire season of Emily in Paris knowing damn well that I won’t remember a single frame of this show when it’s over

I am maybe half way through Okage and I can already tell that it’s setting up some kind of heartwarming ending about a group of idiots and polar opposites becoming friends through sheer teamwork and obligation and that never gets old, man. Peak trope.

Yeah they remade my favorite game and somehow didn’t screw it up so I guess I’d probably say it’s the same.

Flavored lemonade lowkey kinda good. Idk why I avoided it my entire life until now.

I caved and got takeout from the only Chinese place in town, which is a buffet. Pray for me.

Average minimum wage experience

Been having the same BL user follow, unfollow, and refollow me dozens of times over the course of this last year and I don't want to block them because they aren't harming anything past being occasionally annoying but also can you stop

Fusilli and Kiwi are very picky and refuse to eat treats, so I read that if you sprinkle ground up treats in their food, it'll entice them to eat the treats by hand Well, Panini realized that this ruse means there are treats she likes in the food and now she just picks them out for herself 😑

Been playing Okage: Shadow King which has been goofy and silly so far, but a lot of the reviews are whining about how hard it is and I'm not at that part yet to decide if that's true or if gamers are hyperbolic. Game is genuinely funny though.

It took 3 days to wake up to some bullshit.

No more cynical 20’s. I’m entering my wholesome 30’s this year.

People who need to explode: Saying “try googling it” instead of being helpful or ignoring it entirely when someone asks a tech related question in a forum. Die.

For 2026 I'd love to have a pinned game thread so that I can keep better track of my posts and they aren't floating in the abyss randomly. All compiled onions and scraps of 2026 will be added to the thread below as well as the link to my actual page here for anyone interested: bckl.gg/NW

Made this wheel of 100 backlogged games like 8 months ago and I promised myself I wouldn't spin it until 2026. WELP! It's a dog eat dog world as they say!!

Tax return season baby, give me that good good

2025 started off diabolically miserable I’m not gonna lie, but then I got on meds and was able to fix my finances which turned it normal. And as much as I do miss streaming, it has been nothing but a net positive stepping back and only hanging around friends and viewers who stayed in other parts.

Happy New Year!! Some of this stuff still hasn’t been reviewed but I’m getting there. Hope next year brings more joy and good games!! bckl.gg/qqiQ

Funny, they put New Vegas in the Fallout show and yet, not a single person has been stuck in an endless save reload of Cazadors tearing them apart.

The perfect circle

Probably the last one of the year, but ending on some sentiment! Creating our own nostalgia with the first Zelda and you guys! bckl.gg/qnn5

When it’s boring at work I pull up Google Docs to see if I can come up with a few paragraphs for reviews. But, then I get side eyed for texting and I honestly don’t know if it would be more embarrassing to lie and take that L or tell them I’m writing a novel about 1987 Legend of Zelda.

Posted an infamous Twitch clip of me yelling at my chatters about something on Instagram and some random guy said “Why don’t you try asking Google. Not your 3 family members in chat.” and it became a copypasta in my community that gets funnier everytime it’s posted.

You know, Stranger Things used to be good when it didn’t recognize it was a huge tv show and it didn’t take the characters 15 fucking hours to do things.

Well what can I say? You hand me a gift card and I’m gonna use it on video games.

2026 gonna be crazy

It’s bi-annual punishment for his sins and eternal torment for his crimes time (oat bath with ankle deep water)

I am cursed with being the one person who always likes the unpopular flavors that get discontinued, everytime. I walk the path of life alone and miserable.

I am going to fail the try not to buy video games challenge with how discounted my wishlist is right now, holy fuck i’m like that kid with the nerve bulging out of his forehead

Kentucky Christians be like, “Merry Christmas!! Here’s your fourth gift pamphlet begging you to join our church. We’ll welcome you with open arms!!” lady, you keep voting for me to die

Been making myself feel better about forcing myself into the stuff I have to get done by screaming the entire time I'm doing it

Got a case of the Mondays.

I made this game with @appleheadd.bsky.social !! It was such a fun time and hope you guys enjoy it 🐇

This year's seems cursed. Hoping to have a way cooler one next year.