me everyday: all you do is sleep and when you’re not sleeping you’re knocking all my stuff over and being annoying me on vacation: i miss my weasels 😔

Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

Nothing kills me more than when I’m at someone else’s house and their tv color settings are fucked up and they’re acting like it’s normal

Charmander in my Pokopia town be walking around like, “Yayy!! I love not being homeless!!” while the rain pelts him

Stop going to Starbucks. You can get your fancy ass boujie coffee at your local cafe and still spend $9 but it’ll be the best coffee you’ve had in your life.

Yeah I can’t be mean to Pokémon ever again if they’re just gonna revive the soul of Viva Piñata when no one else would Can already tell Pokopia is gonna be special

May Gaming - I have dubbed to be both Kirby May and a deep dive on whatever FMV games I can get my hands on, with some Pokopia on the side Callisto being in Playing Tab limbo for 3 months in a row warrants getting put out of it's misery for now, so I'll throw it back on the wheel

Initiate vacation mode 😎

Baten Kaitos is kinda clever for not really explaining it’s time mechanic and the most natural way to discover it is to try to heal yourself with bananas that are suddenly rotten and it possibly killing you which makes sense but then you have bamboo that magically turns into a fishing pole so idk

Naw man, I'm cracked actually

I have (unfortunately for me) gotten back onto the Binding of Isaac grind where I only have all of the tainted characters next so I will see you all again in 3 years

Ain’t no way you bundled every game except the first one, Humble

It’s like the universe found out I’m about to go on vacation in two days and decided to inject everyone around me with stupid juice to piss me off while the passage of time tortures me further

Feeling like that little fry that gets burnt to a crisp in the air fryer for being so small

Life sucks until you eat fresh strawberry from farmer’s market

I do need to play more of the all-time classics for the sake of knowing what I’m talking about but it’s also really funny to tell people they don’t know shit until they’ve played Magic Pengel

IDIOT! This person gets hit over the head every JRPG when they die without saving for 2.5 hours and never learns.

Fills me with dread that he grows a new gray hair everyday, but I’m glad I got him for now

I know media illiterate is just kind of thrown around as a joke nowadays, but have you ever tortured yourself by reading a Reddit discussion about any tv show?

The fact I'm announcing this feels a bit insane but... I've written something for GameReactor!! I had the chance to play and write the preview for Call of the Elder Gods, a crazy opportunity and I'm beyond happy to share it! www.gamereactor.eu/early-impres...

the urge to just fall asleep on my break has been a little too strong this week

Crazy character portraits already

wrote a little spiel about Tomodachi Life, a nice lil breather before i get really, really miserable about FFXV

Getting added to the Anti-AI block list is awesome actually because it means I don’t have to see a bunch of dipshits on this website

We should kill Microsoft to be honest

I only had 4 games to choose from for the 1998 Backloggd Event and one of them was Hey You, Pikachu

A long-awaited video game became far less appealing the moment it had entered a local man’s Steam library. paletteswap.site/dif...

Little disappointed that the finale of Nuts and Bolts is basically just, use one big fucking car that can do everything and also do it in X time because it would have been way more fun if it forced you to create different vehicles on the fly but that’s just my two cents.

I’ve been watching my MIL live through a month long Tom&Jerry episode trying to kill this mouse with like every trap imaginable so I told her to just get something non-lethal and guess what, he was imprisoned night 1. No need to kill these lil guys at all. Go home, bud.

Baldur’s Gate multiplayer be like, waiting for your friend to respec their character for an hour and then immediately dying after and having to reload a save before it

Never realized how useless Discord is without Nitro since cancelling it, but they’re never getting my money back. Especially when realizing just how much they limit you for money, seriously go fuck yourselves.

Wow, you really can win in about 1,000 different ways

WHY'D I HAVE TO PAY OFF ONE OF MY STUDENT LOANS DURING TOMODACHI WEEK

I gotta quit this job, man. What on Earth is this tomfoolery?

My friends and I only ever use the sobbing emoji as a laugh reaction so to see someone using it while announcing the death of a family member is crazy for about 1.5 seconds

Thought for a second my account got nuked for my gen z rant and tears of the kingdom slander

I have created the Nuts and Bolts all-timer. The only thing this bad boy can't do is win a race, but it will fully encase all allies during wartime and even act as the platforming step stool that so many people claim isn't in this video game. Do not underestimate a slacker.

I work with the supposed valedictorian and top of the high school class even though I watch all of them feed their essays into ChatGPT and can’t even spell initiative, let alone know what it is. We are so fucked lmao

It’s contagious 😔

i’m sorry, i still haven’t seen K-POP Demon Hunters because the reaction gifs that came out of it just deeply annoy me LOL

Papa’s Pizzeria customers getting absolutely pissed if you accidentally give them too much toppings is crazy

You know a fandom is desperate when they’re posting the “What would have happened if something completely different happened instead” posts

Chat, do I play every Kirby up to Super Star next month? Kirby May

Now THIS is real gaming

She bites as if I don’t have the capacity to give her the Viltrumite open hand chop

Are you a Jinjo or a Minjo?

I'm gonna need you guys to stop stealthing remasters and enhanced editions into my steam library. There is no reason why I own like 3 versions of every Yakuza and Final Fantasy VII.

Toddler in my super mario galaxy theatre was absolutely hype the entire time

Noooo!!! My gamer cred!!!!!

No, L.O.G. I am built different. I wish they'd stay like that because it would mean I'm playing Viva Pinata instead of Banjo-Kazooie.