just fyi my steam account is a different username so chatters wouldn't bother me while live, so if you get a lil friend request from a lickitung pfp, it's just me!!

Honestly debating switching all of my “owned” games to the “watched” category on BL just to be a funny guy

- Walks into Rock type gym - Guy says “I love Rock Pokemon!!!” - His only Pokemon is Sandslash Uh huh

I have been trying to get one of these lickitung plushies since 2019 but it’s always been sold out until now he is finally mine

Men who refuse to play games as women are really telling on themselves about their lack of empathy and don’t even realize it. I can’t wrap my head around it when the video game character I have related to the most is Tidus from FFX. Incredibly silly concept.

About to use oatmilk in my hamburger helper bad idea??????????

Turns out if you mention how much you want a Switch 2 out loud a week before your birthday, you may in fact get a Switch 2 on your birthday. Holy shit.

Took two tries because Karen's Houndoom had hands, but we rise to the occasion yet again with Shuckle aura farm Sandstorm stalling Lance's Charizard and ace Dragonite. Never bet against BUG. Kanto gym leaders about to experience PTSD.

Yeah gotta stop being a backer for Backloggd. It’s incredible how bad this website has gotten in a matter of a few weeks. Should be documented really.

Rare swarm sighting

Week 2. Blud probably itches.

We have this cute little girl who comes in everyday by herself with the same order. I assume her parents make her because they don’t want to leave the car but it seems she finally advocated for herself because all of a sudden she now asks for frappes and hot chocolates too lol. Good for her!!

Officer please, he stole the Metal Coat from a poor Magnemite and then input the cheat into my very real Gameboy to force himself to evolve. I had nothing to do with it.

Remember the days when you could search for a program on your computer and it showed you it instead of opening FUCKING BING

I think the funniest complaint against the Friday Nignt Funkin’ kickstarter is all the kids who backed it when they were like 15 and are now too old to wear the t-shirts they never got

the gang becomes a bug (pretend scyther is a scizor, i can't evolve him until after the league)

Observant eyes noticed that I don’t really post pictures of Panini anymore She is fine lol, she just doesn’t let me take nice photos of her

the stinkbug when you find it

I want every customer to know that when I say the corny ass drive thru script that there is in fact a gun to the back of my head

Beat Whitney in Crystal but she just kept spamming Stomp so I unfortunately didn't experience the famous Rollout destruction I keep hearing so much about. Was kind of looking forward to it because it was probably the only real challenge for my Bug army.

You know, reading all this stuff about Pixar today just reminds me of that short they made where a woman, represented as a yarn ball, struggles with workplace misogyny until they eventually fix it by simply hiring more yarn balls in an office full of human men lol

Delay on personal website because I got offered to make a website for work for extra $$ so that is taking priority but at least it's the same wheelhouse

They are such fascinating creatures. Everyday I ask, why are you silly? Why are you so long? They respond, “we evolved for the tunnels” I reply, “Thank you for being in my life.”

holy shit they're playing the miitopia animation at this random gas station

I have sent maybe 10 chicken alfredos out the window in the last ten minutes and then my boss looks me dead in the eyes and goes, “I forgot the chicken” LMAO

Fusilli 1 week hair update. Ladies, he’ll be back in order shortly.

I need to start being more of a huge asshole because being the responsible one always seems way more punishing for some reason.

Big things are happening in Bug Nation

no…

There’s a robin nesting right above our drive-thru speaker just sangin’ his shit away all day

Thanks to Crystal handing you a Togepi, I managed to defeat Silver's Ghastly without grinding by simply letting it crash out against a literal babbling baby that it could not hit until it killed itself

My friends :)

At this point is it even funny anymore? They need to stop, I can’t take it anymore.

Ethan really likes to watch Iron Pineapple videos before bed and I think they’re entertaining and have found some cool games through them, but boy do they just prove that the term “Souls-like” means absolutely nothing lmao

when joke becomes a reality

Finally back to the Bug Catcher misadventures

Of course Pokopia is good. It has Ditto. But also, I have to save my money and still can’t get it or the system it runs on yet. Spin offs are so back though.

Add Chibi-Robo small guy hours to this. I do not think there is enough time in the month to play all of these but that’s why we can just skip Callisto if we have to LOL

Speaking on this, I didn't really mention my time with Before the Green Moon outside of 1 silly post. Was recc'd to me by one of yous and came off pretty profound having played it during what I would call my creative caveman experimentation as of late. I would call it the "anti-farm simulator".

The part of my brain that cared about arbitrary deadlines and self-imposed goals just like.. died. It deep fried and shut off. I just stopped giving a shit and that's why I haven't written anything lately. And to be honest, it feels great!

Poppah March Madness + our game of the month that we haven't decided on yet. Not sure how to feel about this lol.

Please do not disrupt the routine

Backloggd moderation update: You will now be vaporized for liking Devil May Cry 2

Tbh there is nothing funnier than knowing you get under someone’s skin bad. You should not let me know this, I will use it for evil.

POMERANIAN

You needed a chef pokémon and you chose Greedent, the Lickitung disrespect is off the charts

Happy birthday Pokémon, you old bitch

Looks just like me!

What do you mean Banjo-Tooie is 20 hours long

Was dreading making a post tonight because Fusilli was getting checked for adrenal since he never grew his hair back from the last vet visit. Turns out he’s just got alopecia and is just bald. He’s just BALD 😭, but not sick so I am so happy.