Pickles on chicken sandwiches are a terrible idea and I dont care who disagrees

The tax returns of over 400k people were also leaked. Do they each get 10 billion? Trump was president when it was leaked. Trump is suing the IRS for leaking his tax returns when he was responsible for the department when they were leaked

I am 35 minutes into the movie "nope" and I am painfully bored. Who the fuck is this movie for. There is no plot to be found here. The actors seem completely detached from their characters.

In case you were wondering, this is the same line of reason they use everytime they get criticism for trying to use Christianity to oppress the populace.

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The early times of the borg had less imposing messaging

At least the kids get civic credit for visiting the elderly in a retirement home

Trump bragging about a puzzle he put together: "The box said 4-6 years but I did it in 2 hours"

First thing I'd do if I win the lottery is buy a tank of gas

86 does not mean "get rid of" 86 means "don't sell", bc the kitchen is out of it. "We are out of prime rib so don't sell it to your tables" = "86 prime rib" The entire bit is wrong from the start.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

An awards ceremony but for random, ordinary jobs and people. Like, I want "best librarian" and "best supporting mechanic", or maybe "janitor of the year". "Who are you wearing tonight?" "Carhart"

Reminds me of Ohio expecting voters to support taxpayer money towards a new Browns stadium.

Trillion dollar budget for the military and they can't buy food for the soldiers

No longer convenient for him to support evil so now he's gonna exploit empathy.

Those poor women are downwind of the crap factory

Absolutely love the story about the wardrobe director for Idiocracy wanting a shoe that was futuristic looking and also something idiots would wear so they chose crocs, which wasn't a well known brand at the time.

In other news, aipac was only able to successfully bribe one democrat

So the Wendy's cold brew coffee is just regular coffee over ice, which is just iced coffee. But they are charging $1 more for it. They are charging $1 for ice, and less coffee.

So evangelicals finally got the war on religion they claimed the left had been waging against them except its being started by trump?

In any sane, honorable presidency the officials would have been fired before the story even broke.

Will a whole civilization be wiped off the planet? Tune in TONIGHT at 8 PM for the next episode of "The Worst Person Alive"

Donald Trump is the private equity firm of presidents

Measles, mumps, and rubella

Trump disappears on good Friday and isn't seen all weekend. Probably went to Walter reed where they'll load him up on drugs so he can make a "miraculous recovery" and emerge on Easter Sunday. His slobbering, evangelical base will compare him to Jesus and claim he's the second coming of christ.

The self proclaimed "least racist and sexist person ever" can't stand to be seen next to a black woman.

The only person who has had medical professionals insist on a cognitive test THREE TIMES is completely oblivious that he's an absolute idiot.

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Haven't been to a Walmart in over 15 years and now I'm not gonna go even harder

Disney has a new movie out called 'Hoppers' and if you've never heard about it i promise you'll never guess which animal it's about.

By "high level" they mean someone at a high level. And that someone at a high level is unqualified for their job.

Listen, who among us hasn't blacked out and then regained consciousness in a waffle house before? That doesn't mean we teleported, we just had our friends carry us there after 10 beers and 5 shots at the bar down the street.

According to two studies done in Florida and Ohio, deaths due to covid were significantly more common among Republicans (15% in Ohio, 43% in Florida) which begs the question: is there significantly less support for Republicans now because their voters died off?

This is written by the person who knows me better than anyone, who has been by my side and cheering me on through this last wild, scary, exciting year. If you want to know more about me, us, and why I started this campaign in the first place… you should give it a read.

"Listen up marines, the good news is we are sending you on an excursion" "The bad news is the person sending you on one has no idea what it means"

So he went in, murdered a bunch of children, got dozens of Americans wounded or killed, upended the global oil market, and replaced the leader of Iran with the guy whose wife, mother, and father he killed in the same day. Nice job, dickhole

20% of my feed are furry accounts. I've no interest in the furry lifestyle. I've never interacted with any posts, not even visited a profile. Maybe because I follow several animal centric accounts? Like, I enjoy seeing pictures of cats and stories of animals getting adopted and that's it

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Translation: people have to die, and you have to pay more money for gas, so that US companies can get control of foreign oil which they will profit from, and then maybe we'll lower the price of gas for you if you're lucky.

NPR reporting on trump after he personally shoots a protestor at an anti-ice rally: "Trump rolls up his sleeves to enforce his policies"

We spend trillions and sacrifice thousands of lives in wars to get cheaper oil when we could spend 1/10th of that with no lost lives investing in renewable energy and reducing our dependency on fossil fuels.

I immediately regret eating this discount meat

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Can somebody please take the fucking lasers away from the trump administration

Absolutely nothing silent about his supporters

THOSE NUMBERS SURE ARE NUMERICAL HUH

ICE in Columbus ohio. They abducted someone from their car and then left the vehicle in the middle of traffic, with a child still in the car. A bystander had to move the car to a parking lot and took the child into a business until someone came to pick them up. www.reddit.com/r/Columbus/s...

Me when I walk into the orgy I planned but everyone is just playing cards

I'm excited to announce that for lent I am giving up

Stop the count