Big dam energy

Scandal: the boxcar children only lived in a boxcar for one book and the next 160 books were about rich kids solving mysteries

I read poems I’ve written on Patreon. That’s funny, right? They’re free www.patreon.com/posts/136323...

I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability

In the 90s we were told in school that we needed to save water and energy and at the time I thought it was to save the planet on which we depend but only now do I realize we were saving it all to be wasted on the worst technology in history. I wish I’d done the slip and slide more

Source: Nestling Begging Calls Resemble Maternal Vocal Signatures When Mothers Call Slowly to Embryos

“You made this bed now you have to lie in it.” Lie in bed hell yeah don’t mind if I do

Am I a muscle because i feel targeted rn

I think people would be more likely to stay in a job they loved and were good at if they had breathing room but hell I only minored in economics

We need to start calling them “conspiracy hypotheses” when they’re garbage, because theories in real science are backed by evidence and this one has evidence as hell

Another account to block as this is a creature that, contrary to the caption, does not appear in nature

I don’t know what the Black Forest is, but it sounds scary and I tip my hat to the brave women and men in there gathering all that ham and gummy bears

Movie pitch: a ragtag group of 90s kids, now grown, embark on an adventure to find a treasure chest rumored to contain an unreleased season of Garbage Pail Kids and like 8 new verses to the "Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha" song.

Eric I’ve been waiting a long time to ask this “Oh?” What is a fire and how does it burn? “Witchcraft.” What? “Ariel it’s the 1700’s. It’s always witchcraft.”

charlie brown said he feels ‘cheated’ after lucy promised him she would hold the football in place so he could kick it, only to find himself flipped onto his back in disgrace

This video is safe for work

I keep seeing a bb27 hashtag so I finally clicked on it to see what that means and I actually know even less now

I found one of these at a yard sale and the only thing stopping me from starting a podcast is that literally nobody wants me to start a podcast

Bringing up newsom as a candidate this early is like how in a murder mystery show you know the first person they suspect can’t be it because they have 9 more episodes

Pretty annoying that by the time I was old enough to go past the beaded curtain at the video store those were all gone

All Matts know that being called Matthew is like the flirtiest thing that can happen

Me burning down the whole place because bill and Ted beat primus in the battle of the bands and they played a cover

I wish I could build an audience on this platform because it seems like the only place you can reliably tell people about your projects but alas I’ve forgotten how to express myself in less than 3k words

Yall want a tv playing your reels and tik toks at your funeral y/n

“What if there are democrats on the list?” That would mean a changing of the guard on what has been such an effective team OH NO

If I were rich I simply would not spend it to pollute an entire city just to power a robot I publicly fought with online

Small mammal responses to environmental change: integrating past and present dynamics. Journal of Mammology, December, 2014 Rebecca J. Rowe , Rebecca C. Terry

Now that we know what’s possible any democrat running on anything other than mass “efficiency” cuts to ICE and a budget increase for parks and forests that rivals many country’s entire GDPs I’m out

This is dork shit

Since nothing matters anymore I’m committing fully to a personality transformation a la Annie Potts between ghostbusters one and ghostbusters two

One of my favorite things is seeing old posts I’ve made and laughing out loud at a joke I’d completely forgotten. Like damn howie you did it again

Log Cabin Sundays, 6/29/2025 open.substack.com/pub/howiesop...

Feeruginous hawk fast fax

Thinking polyamory would be cooler if we pronounced it poly amore like that’s amore in the song

If I had a nickel for every time an alternative band in 1992 made a song that was an homage to The Lion Sleeps Tonight I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

Us when?

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

I was thinking that it's interesting that I've never seen field biologists get sponsored by gear companies since we use their stuff daily and hard and I realized it's because we buy something good once and *never replace it*

Don’t mine me just crying again thinking about how grateful I am for public lands

In breaking cute news, Linnell signs each record differently

I was trying to figure out if there’s something I love as much as my cats love naps and realized oh it’s naps

Pretty good breeding bird survey. I use Merlin to double-check and to time my points/create a digital record & not as a replacement for my bird id skills btw

There is no fangirling on my page. Only friendgirling

If you’re in line to post a cute pet picture or selfie or dinner picture or concert video, but feel like it’s not right because we started another war, STAY IN LINE