No social media platform has ever reached the pinnacle of having Brent do a favstar boost of your top three tweets

Do Leos crave attention because of stars or is it because they never got to bring cupcakes to school on their birthday?

Cedar waxwings AKA dandies

Cuties

Babe I know you don’t do it on purpose but there have been complaints. you jobmogged all the guys at the dinner party again

We have a basketball playing dog becasue the rules never said you couldn’t have a basketball playing dog *another team gets a basketball playing dog* What that’s no fair

If I’d wanted to be on a safe man list wouldn’t have gotten this sick leather jacket

Data centers have more rights in Utah than trans people

Data centers = 🚫 / 🇲🇽 spotted owls = 🙌🏻

The story of Wojtek, Poland’s legendary fighting bear

Really enjoyed Warsaw but like half the museums there made me really uncomfy when I came back every day and caught up on the news

How to get your girl to wear sundresses

The April fool is once again me

For years I thought the Yellowstone show Y was a new BYU logo and also I thought it looked like an IUD

Chickadee fax

Birding is like this: you start learning and want everyone to know that you know that bird. You can’t shut up about birds. Then, you reach zen. You quietly know what the bird is and they know you know. They’ll ask if they want to know more. Did I say birding I mean leaving a high demand religion

Who was it who heard an organ for the first time and said, "What a great sound. Perfect for both hockey games and worship."

Next up no more women in the Olympics. Then? Back to naked. This has been the plan all along

A heartening moment on my bike commute (featuring osprey and Cooper’s hawk) and a update in the comments

Ryan Gosling wears a cardigan and everyone loses their minds I wear one on a zoom call and a colleague texts me in the middle asking where my book signing is

Cinnamon teals and why invasive species are genuinely catastrophic and not just a social construct

Crows feet are cute both kinds

I’ve given it some thought and have decided that Chappell Roan can be mean to me

I love it when people are like “I’m getting into birding but I’m in my 40s not my 80s.” Babe it was always people in their 40s that just used to be really old to you

Unless you experienced it I don’t think it’s possible to understand what it was like going to jr high the day after the beavis and butthead great cornholio episode aired

If you’re not looksmaxxing, you’re not lifemaxxing. And if you’re not lifemaxxing, we should hang out

4th grade watercolor birds (they are very good)

Burrowing Owl on the ground making sure visitors read the sign!!! #birdoftheday birds on the ground photo by David Chernoff

Posting a couple of my videos at the request of @amyb8888.bsky.social because I am very susceptible to peer pressure. This is about how birds are the cure for the male loneliness epidemic

About American Kestrels

Haven’t been on this app for a while. Pottery update:

Being a Mormon teen was weird because when you fantasized about your celeb crush you also had to fantasize about converting them first

This is extra painful because this is the one single thing that conservatives consider to be a Civil Right

It was never about the right to bear arms. It has been about the right to sell them

Nobody wants to work anymore Oh phew I thought it was just me

Democrats: we’re so scared of seeming anti-police that we refuse to hold even one bad one accountable Republicans: we hate every public teacher

I knew newsom was bad news from day one because I’ve seen literally one 80s movie and know what a villain look like

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

I’m going to hold your hand while I say this: this is very soft what moisturizer do you use

Female ferrets are called jills. That’s just fun

Guys will say women with OF have it easy when all they’d have to do is film themselves reading romance novels aloud in a comfy chair with tea while wearing progressively bulkier sweaters

The existence of Chevy Chase implies the existence of a Ford Escape

“Why do you love birds so much?” Good question I think it all started when at a formative time in my adolescence I saw a movie in which Michelle Pfeiffer was a red-tailed hawk “Then why cats?” Ok you’re not going to believe this

More Street Fighter characters stealing each other's win victory poses.

…He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus. Ok thank you for your time. You’ve all got my headshot? Great. I hope to hear from you all soon

Helen of Troy: whoa there’s a whole war being fought over me that’s nuts Beavers:

The law forbids taking endangered species into the high seas and yet I'm on a catamaran with a black-footed ferret and have never felt so alive.

Update on our favorite beaver kit triplets