TOMMY VANCE! #totp

Homer Simpson’s favourite band had he been a cannibal. #totp

Did Chris Moyles sod about with this and do a version that went “I’ve noticed you’re quite round”? #totp

I really hope Sesame Street did a version of this. #totp

Is that a Cher-ll suit? #totp

Presumably not named after the massive bird from mythology #totp

This is quite a lovely little song. #totp

Must be getting chilly. The Heaton’s on. #totp

…you wash your arse… #totp

SHE SAID 6-7! #totp

The cut backs to the audience bobbing awkwardly in the studio are fantastic. #totp

Oh, this is brilliant. #totp

Sisqo, right? #totp

I’ve never equated money with the dum dum da da dum dum till now. #totp

Cuff Red-chard? #totp

It’s Gullfriend! #totp

Answer the phone! #totp

Decent record, but was way overplayed at the time. #totp

Hospidool klaxon! #totp

On songs called Crush, look up the Victoria Wood song called Crush - it’s wonderful. Hat tip to @benbaker.bsky.social for playing it once one of his shows a couple of years ago. #totp

Tune! #totp

Straight from the sack race, it’s Robbie Williams! #totp

Don’t think I quit appreciated at the time how good a pop song One For Sorrow actually is. #totp

Audience there, screaming their relief at the instrumental section. #totp

Oh, they missed the “chicka cha ha ha ha!” bit, which is usually the signal to turn this off. #totp

Ah, this is lovely. X-Files movie? #totp

Bet this was on “The Box” #totp

Always remember this as a novelty record, but it’s a brilliant tune. #totp

“How would you like the stage set up, Will?” “Oh, just drop a fucking big sheet on it. That’ll do.” #totp

Sleeper-blokes, Catatonic-blokes, there’s definitely an English/Welsh parallel there. #totp

What does that skirt say? “DEAD WEE”? #totp

Blimey - a Flying V and a keytar…. #totp

Oddly prescient proto uk garage sound to this. #totp

If you were really good at making creamy cakes would you be a gateau superstar? #totp #thinkimadethisjokeatthetime

Best record so far aside from Karen Ramirez this one. Cracking bit of shameless pop. #totp

Brilliant video. Simple but memorable. #totp

“Feed me lots of pasta! Feed me, feed me faster!” #totp

I quite like this cover - it’s rather lovely and introduced me to the song. The Sundays original is beautiful though. #totp

Hope he’s going to play that glockenspiel. #totp

Homer Simpson’s favourite band if he was a cannibal. #totp

Does this record have more “no”s in it than No Limit by 2 Unlimited?

Hey Jarvis, I’ve got a big pile of old bricks and concrete lumps here I’m going to use to put in a hole before laying concrete on it for a shed base. What should I call it? #totp

“From his album, Mellor Moods…” #totp

Thankfully not wanting to lick anybody up and down just yet. Urgh. #totp

My Song Will Go On, more like. Good pipes though. #totp

“Now I know why they’re called Headswim!” Really? Explain… #totp

I’m sure it was Headswim that were on the back of a lorry on “Down Your Doorstep” on tbe Big Breakfast once… #totp

…a lower fat crisp from KP… #totp

Better than Barbie Girl, this. #totp