happy bandcamp friday you can buy my full discography for 20 dollars and 15 cents and im allowed to keep every penny of it princess-music.bandcamp.com/album/frogso...

i feel like when an album title is all caps ur supposed to turn it UP and when its all lowercase ur supposed to listen intimately with headphones. does this make sense

princess trash compilation is 38 minutes and im calling it overboard or maybe OVERBOARD i havent decided if its all caps or not. it is unofficially a christmas album because a lot of the songs are about angels or they sound angelic or theyre about fire or light or sleeping

this game looks fun and cool and pretty and you should check it out (also girlsoft did some art for it)

My next rpg is FERAL BLOOD DOLL. Play as a dual-personality sexworker fighting cops and feds in an underground city beneath the present-day US.

ok heres the plan... princess patreon trash compilation album next month... videos will either be next month or throughout the next year i havent decided yet... we will also spend the year wrapping up jessica 2 + hop dog, and my book will come out... and i will not do anything else (lying)

guys i think 2025 is gonna be my year

ok theres a big half hour disaster compilation in progress im just figuring out the tracklist + need album art that can match the energy of the vocaloid art i stole and glitched for the soundcloud versions

secret princess mini-albums Oneiric Extraction (2016), Girl-O-Matic (2019), and blue flower (c. 2010) are now available exclusively to patrons www.patreon.com/princesspatr...

working on setting up patreon exclusive music too... i have like an hour+ of random side projects, instrumentals, covers, etc most of it has been on soundcloud or patreon at some point but theres at least like 15 tracks that are new... maybe it would be fun to do a big weird compilation

ive decided im ok with patreon as long as im not posting on a regular schedule and not posting anything personal or any works in progress. i just have to use it for b-sides and rarities

havent used patreon in a while but i just made 11 of my weird old games patron-exclusive with bonus commentary, i thought it would be a nice treat for current and future patrons. also the games are embarrassing and i only want real princess fans to see them www.patreon.com/princesspatr...

im looking at the project board ummm 4 things are almost done but out of my hands for now... what can i do in the meantime... i think i will sleep

lately my Princess Fish Bowl consists of rice, plain sardines, everything guac cup, and spring mix. the guac i recommend only one cup a day, if you want more bowls you can try other stuff like furikake or pickled beets (i cant have the beets because of migraines but i highly recommend them)

sardines are the official food of girlsoft

i have the memory of a goldfish except when it comes all the random shit unity has done

hop dog is debugged we just need to make some adjustments and design all the interfaces (save, load, level select, etc) (idk how long those will take) and then we can distribute the level editor to girlsoft associates and see what they come up with

new overwatch hero looks great

stress test

im so used to being embarrased by my dozens of ongoing projects i forget people actually find it impressive that im committed to finishing all of them eventually

unity security patch is soooo annoying but its a good excuse to finally sort through all my project files

never knew what to do with this art style even though its my most iconic and people liked it, to me it feels like such a dead end of ocd... those last guys i made in 2023 with rpg maker in mind but i know i would get bored, even though theres some rpg maker games i love, its just not my thing... idk

i keep unearthing stuff from the 2021-2023 delirium and being like oh yeah thats a whole other game we could finish in a few weeks

hmmm

im so adequate at programming. im so good at doing the bare minimum and getting the gist of things. affirmations

ok i can read/write files... need some way to identify/sort all files in a folder so you can drag & drop easily... then i just need to figure out reading/writing individual lines (probably not hard)

*archie riverdale voice* you havent known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of unity programming

i dont understand filestream at all dude this suuucks

when the book is out maybe i could go back to being an axolotl. i think the character princess axolotl is finally exorcised from my brain and also its funny to be like an alternate version of her. im a different axolotl whos also named princess. also im like twice her age now (in earth years)

finishing biggest game ever, videos ready for next year, book is done and preparing for release idk when. thats all the immediate plans i think its enough. theres other games and music but im taking my time with those

commented out all the years on my website because i no longer believe in them. what even is "2015" thats not a real thing

jessica 2 is now on the "cleanup phase" which means refining the map layout, level design, lighting, poses, and dialogue. jessica girlsoft is in charge of those things so i will be elsewhere doing other stuff

early prototype of Unholy Vengeance Girl Jessica, summer 2018, shortly after jessica 1 came to steam. the idea was to combine jessica assets with lilith zone mega model pack (crypt underworld etc) and basically do majoras mask. you were always going to start in the catacombs and exit into a hub zone

if 2010s jessica is vaporwave and 2020s jessica is liminal spaces then what is 2030s jessica. what is the next adjacent aesthetic movement. my prediction is "rainforest cafe"

im like "i wonder if people will even notice a significant change between jessica 1 and 2" and then i look at images of them

im tired and planning to cut my hours after jessica 2 is done but i cant stop thinking about jessica 3 and getting excited... i swear im gonna die making videogames im so in love with videogames...

just a few small bugs left

decided after jessica 2 is done im gonna retire for real (only do gamedev 1-2 days a week like a normal person) and also die (log off)

update: 1 more big bug 🐞

tomorrow is gamedev day i wanna tackle as many bugs as we can. theres like 5 things that are annoyingly buggy and if we fix those then we'll be left with only the very smallest bugs 🐜🐛🐝

here is a nice screenshot for you to look at

im cleaning up the jessica 2 code which means currently everything is broken again but it will work again soon... its weird how much of programming is just breaking stuff

discussed this with gf and we determined i need some sort of small magical gift i can give to nice boys like a korok seed or gratitude crystal. a little handmade trinket or fairy token of some kind. have not decided on a particular item yet

there should be a phone app thats like if a random boy on the street is nice to me i can scan him and add him to my collection

always felt weird that thunder (grapple) was the only one of the 3 main abilities that wasnt multi-purpose. now you can use it to magnetize distant items 🧲

obviously cancel your spotify btw in case that hasnt been obvious forever, you can literally use tidal or anything else. i assume tidal is less evil idk. i stopped paying distrokid a while ago so i actually dont know why my music is on spotify lol

feeling good about the jessica 2 ending

ok ive accepted that the remaining cutscenes need to be fully animated so we're gonna work on those simultaneously during external playtesting, which means my next task is general cleanup & bug fixes to prepare for what should be the final round of internal playtesting. lets go

were watching the jessica 2 end cutscene storyboard animatic in the discord and youre not allowed to see it