@willsloanesq.bsky.social did you see Mort Rifkin is on Bill Maher’s podcast today

I hope everyone who sees Mel Gibson’s new movie gets The Ring’d in seven days.

Thanks to shrinkflation and tariffs you’re only going to find a house of 674 corpses.

What are RFK’s thoughts on Burger King chicken fries

Do not miss me with that shit. Hit me. Hit me as hard as you can with that shit.

Go away! There ain’t no $5 footlong promotion and there never was!

Hey Wicked fans! Did you know: The green paint used for Cynthia Erivo is lead-based in honor of the lead paint used for the the Tin Man in the original Wizard of Oz (1939)!

I work at a theater and if you sing along to Wicked, corporate says we are allowed to punch you in the throat.

1) I will be scared 2) I will continue to be scared for months to come.