Microwave thoughts: Why sometimes bowl cold/food hot, but sometimes food cold/bowl hot? What microwave doing?

Every time I've seen @petebuttigieg.bsky.social lately he looks like the guy who's been put in charge of the spreadsheet of everything Dems need to fix/undo when they're back in office. Brother is exhausted.

Reddit's so progressive until it comes to videos of people behaving badly in public. Then suddenly everyone's Francis fucking Galton.

Never have I been more aware that I don't comprehend the lyrics of songs than now, when I'm trying to put together a wedding playlist. "Ooh, what about this song? I love this one!" "What's it about?" "...I know all the words, I sing along every time. I have 0 idea what the song is about."

The tragedy of bisexual dating is that you get to find out women are just as flaky and unreliable as men.

What I ordered vs. what I got

My fiancé (and his awesome business partners) are hard at work on this game! It's called Smithy by Day, and if you love: 🧶 Cozy vibes ⚒️ Crafting 🔮 A touch of magic 🦇 A lil adventure …then you need to check it out! Please take a moment to Wishlist it on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/3782130/...

Hey Samsung Health, how about you mind your own damn business and let a bitch get her zzz's?

"Boys will be boys" should only be used for things like how my fiancé puts his finger in my mouth whenever I yawn. Quintesentially Male Joy.

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When my boss calls me into his office to "show me something", it's never anything fun. Why couldn't just once it be a picture of a cool frog instead of a QC error? Just to switch it up.