Bye Bye Birdie 🦢

Birdie: Mama reeeaaally misses you. Rahul: I miss her terribly. But it’s not her time yet.

Birdie: Soo..about swimming with those dolphins. Rahul: Not my best idea. That’s for sure.

Birdie tells her grandpas of all the stories she heard growing up. It’s nice to finally put faces to names!

Dandelion: What do I say? Huck: Try starting with hello. Dandelion: Hello, I’m Dandelion. You must be Birdie. I’m your grandfather. Huck: Hi kid. The names Huck. Also a grandpa.

Barnee: I know you are excited to see me, your favorite sister. But there’s others Sims you need to meet. Birdie: Other sims?

yippie for sibling reunions

Birdie: Baba..you’re so young and handsome! Rahul: The Forever Save will do that to you, daughter

Well would you look at that.

Birdie: Goodnight. Oliver: Goodnight dear. In this life? Birdie: And the next.

Oliver: Soooo pretty.

Don’t forget to fill the bird feeder.

BIRDIE'S DEATH BEFORE ASHEN??? AT THIS POINT WE'LL GET GTA 6 BEFORE ASHEN'S FINAL REST 💀

Ashen: When the time comes, say hi to your father for me.

Birdie: What about you, Ma? You can’t live here all alone Ashen: Sweetie, I climbed Mt Komorebi. I’d still have abs if it weren’t for the Watcher putting this old, flabby skin overlay on me. No need to worry. I’ll be just fine. Birdie: No living alone. You have to promise! Ashen: Fine. Promise.

Ashen: A mother knows. Im no stranger to death. I’m like, over one hundred years old at this point. Birdie: That makes sense. Ashen: Spill it kid. How do you feel? Birdie: Fine, really. I’ve had a long, full life. Ashen: You’re telling me.

Ashen: How well are you taking your end of life notification? Birdie: How did you know?

Birdie: What’s all this for? Ashen: A family tradition. Drink this and sit with me, my daughter.

Briar: Have you heard the news? I’m getting married! Birdie: How wonderful. Here. Take this. For the wedding of your dreams. Briar: Holy Simoleons! Thanks Grams.

“I think polka dots suit you quite nicely.”

just some late night reading.

**tiny violin**

It seems they’re babysitting the entire pool.

Oliver: Elder wisdom 101. Never expect handouts sonny. Ziggy: But..**sigh**

Kids these days.

Look! Grandkids!

Oliver: Have seagulls always been that low poly? Birdie: Yes dear. Oliver: Hmm. Alright.

Who doesn’t love an afternoon stroll in the barbed wire park?

My happy place!

i’d probably make that face if i was a century years old.

CPFL (cheese pants for life)

get in there, Poe!

Armi: Thanks for meeting me Poe: Whats all this bathroom secrecy for? It stinks in here. Armi: I want to propose to your brother. Do I have your blessing? Poe: As someone who has spent their entire life with Briar by their side..are you sure?

Poe: More gifts? Oliver: Well you are our favorite granddaughter. Get it? Cause you’re the only one. Poe: What about Uncle Clays daughters? Oliver: Sweetie. There’s only so much room in my wrinkly old brain.

Birdie: Here’s all of my cross stitching projects. Everything from blueberries and cheese to tacos and tacos too. I get hungry when I craft. Poe: Thanks Gram. I love ‘em.

Poe: Don’t get me wrong, I always miss you guys. But I don’t think anyone’s grandparents visit as much as you guys do. Oliver: That’s cause we’re cool grandparents. We’re not like other grandparents.

i can’t take these two anywhere.

ok. i guess i like these shorts.

achoo!

Freshman 🤓 Sophomore 🤢 Junior 🤠 Senior 😼

I have no idea how little Elenore got red hair. Apparently neither does she.

idk but this adult is content seeing it

Dear BSKY moderation, is this adult content?

In the blink of an eye, junior year is over. Oh. Poe’s GPA continues to decline every year 😗

He in fact did.

Dad..please don’t.

Bucky: You wouldn’t happen to miss your old man, would you?

junior year is boriiiing