It’s lovely that you finks I’m so huggable hooman but IM TRYING TO SLEEP! #hibearnation #BertieWantsHisOwnRoom

Can’t a bear get any sleep! #Hibearnation #HyperactiveHairyplane

This sucks! Hoping the hooman takes our latest addition to join her work hug quite fast… #Lamprey #GotANastySuckOnThat

Was hungry OK! #Advent #Nommies

Soz, has been away for a while (useless hooman forgot the passyword etc etc 🐻🤷🏻‍♀️). But I is back now!

Hooman sez I is most DEFINITELY not eating this anywhere near the new sofa. Not never, not nohow! #20000CaloriesADay #MightAsWellStartEarly #Nom

Hooman is still being a bit precious about our new sofa! But at least IS reserved for me. I finks the tv remote will fit very nicely 😀

Oooh what’s this hooman, I understands one of these packets will have snacks in… … what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it! #EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies

What does you mean these wasn’t for me hooman. I means clearly they was!

Well, I doesn’t know, but finks kitty prob’ly doesn’t need any help wiv that mountain uncle squidge, after all she’s been in #MountaineeringBears adventure. But I s’pose if it makes you feel useful…

Well, since the Hoom thanked me very much for ‘budging my arse’ to the chair I supposes I will not argue much… this time 😉🤭 #InvertebrateMe

Is here, is here. You didn’t want to sit here too hooman did you?! 🤭 #BertiesSofa

Hee hee hee lizard incapacitated 🤭🤭🤭 #EvilAxolotl

I would like it is you hurried up wiv the decorating hooman. I is not sure how much longer I can live wiv the lizard! 😱

We has been evicted to office, us and the curtain pole! I finks the Hoom must ACTUALLY be going to slap paint on walls 🤣😱🤣

Ooooh, hooman just got THE MESSAGE, my sofa is being delivered in two weeks 😁🐻. No more bean bag perching for the Bert!

Beariach @munrobear.bsky.social . I just feels I needs to warn you. I finks you has got a new fan (that is not to say small white bear wiv a crush!). Kitty finks you is 🥰🐻‍❄️!

Yessie Hoom. They is not white. They needs a baff more than me! #Traitor #SelfPreservation #EvilWishyWashy

We is learning about murders on Thursdays! #BeCarefulHooman

Bertie bear and Scaryplane action figure 🤭 #Hairyplane #Beluga

Hooman did some personality tests yesterday. ‘parently she is a polo bear! 🤭😱🤣 Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits! #AssimilationComplete

I has been persuaded (OK bribed!) to get up 🤭🤭🤭 #Spring #BiscuitTin

And I tried AGAIN # FurryBards

Trying again… HERE is my poetree furrends #Furrtbards #Furrytails #DidNotAttach #Oops

I has found anuvver dozy friend. Bedtime bear got up for just long enuff to make it to my beanbag! He is older than the rest of us combined! More than twice as old… 😱🤣 Hooman sez that means he’s allowed to sleep all he wants, but I should probly get up!

That is a VERY hard stare hooman. I doesn’t know what you has done but I doesn’t fink Prof JSB likes it! #HardStare

Spring has sprung, and so has the Bert! #HibearnationFinished #CoffeedUp

It came home early and disturbed me. Says it’s going to do more werk from here! Just make sure you do hooman. Bertie is watching you… 👀

Poking my paws out to test the wevver. Does we fink it is spring yet? I finks I has anuvver weeks kip yet! #IntermittantHibearnation

I is starting to fink this beanbag is not so bad. It moves from Bertie is sleeping position to Bertie is watching telly position wiv only one hooman move! #IntermitantHibearnation

I is finking beary hard about spring, but all I can fink of is sofas… nice springy softens! #Furrybards #Furrytails

‘parently it’s ordered! 😁🛋️😍 she sez she got an extra long one so there’s space for us both 🤞

Hooman seems to be basing her sofa choices on what looks pretty on me🤣 I mean I knows I does spend a lot of time on it…

You can lead a bear to office, but you can’t make him work! #HibearnationInterrupted

I has been downgraded to the beanbag now - where will this end 😱😱

I has been moved to the chair. The busted sofa is going… I hopes the new one comes quick, this is doing my back in! Hooman says since I is ‘A spineless creature’ it can’t be. Hurumph! #HibearnationInterupted

Nopies hooman, I is not coming out until it’s properly spring. I is also adding an extra few days to make up for when you woked me up! #Hibearnation

I sent the hooman out to look at sofas… and she came back wiv this! I is a bit worried - is she finking I needs a baff 😱😱😱

Uh oh, I has been woked up, the t-shirt is on and I is required for duty ‘in office’! Least she’s gotted me a coffee #HibearnationInterupted

Eeekies, the hooman has just arranged for my busted sofa to be taken away in three weeks. I guesses my hibearnation is getting disturbed then! 😱🐻. I finks I needs to order us a new one quickies… will we ‘dopt a skoggie at the same time does you fink?

Ooopsie daisy!

The annoying hooman has started waking me up to say goodnight again! #AnnoyedBear #HibearnationInterupted

“Oooh, snow!” sez Kitty. The other polos is less impressed. ‘parently they is too domesticated these days! #SnowDay

I has just woken from a nice snooze and gotted a naaaasty shock! I finks the hooman is spying on me… 🙀

I is worried, there is some fink the matter wiv the Hoom. There was NO swearing when she put the lights on the tree. She must be ill 🤣🤭. The only swearing was when she decorated me. #NotAmused

Oooh dear, side eye and foot to head has broken out among the polos 🤣😱😬

Stay cozy furrends #StormBert #Ooops! #Hibearnation

I is sorry about this everyfur. I only has anuvver two days as a threenager so I thought I’d better get the tantrums in now! I hopes my storm doesn’t mess up our mountaineering @munrobear.bsky.social

That’s better! #EnuffCayk

I doesn’t mind if I does hooman, but that doesn’t look like enuff for a growing bear! #Cayk