Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/kFa8oKoLBik?...

If the FBI decides to use me as a patsy, just please don't let them misspell whatever they write on the bullet they say was from me.

Fatal Funnel!!!

Why do they keep saying he was "frozen" and a "sitting duck" when the escalator stopped? His feet weren't glued to the damn thing. He could just...walk, like he was before he stepped on the escalator. "Fatal funnel"??? These alpha males are scared of everything!

They were watching me on my exercise mat. #DogsOfBluesky

How does DHS get THIS wrong, all day long? Dead? Alive? Is there any way to tell?

Yes snipers who climb onto rooves to shoot people generally point the rifle vaguely in the target's direction and start squeezing off shots with their eyes closed. That's well known sniper behavior.

I swear if there are texts that can only be read while wearing a Victorian era gown...

**screams in dumbness* nooooooooooooo

Nor the DoD where so-called journalists pledge to only report government approved propaganda.

Pema Chödrön, a light in the darkness as always. Practical, simple, but never simplistic. So glad she’s still teaching. youtu.be/s-Rz9TEZJ_Q

Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/w9qsDgA1q8Y?...

Yes obviously the secret service should always start pewpewpew immediately upon anything happening anywhere anytime. If the electric stairs stop carrying you, that's an attack.

Well I didn't get picked for the rapture. Thankfully, I had many years of school recess dodgeball team selection process to prepare me.

Hell yeah dino. I hope scientists are this generous when they find fossilized me and don't just say I apparently tripped over the vacuum.

When you've drilled way down looking at quote posts and now just want to get back

Saw a trailer for a new movie and it looks terrible. I don't even want to post it. Just don't want that awful movie energy loose. Suppress. Suppress!

The Philippines is currently investigating a massive corruption scandal and having major protests and they're still doing better than us.

If you get raptured, bye, love you, don't forget to do the dishes on your way out.

The depraved cowards who work for ICE must be held to account once law and order is restored in this country.

Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/4xv51pdJ8NU?...

The rapture is coming and

So there's a vat and a pump and 80 different blends. Is he thinking of coffee?

I didn't not not not NOT take the money, hypothetically.

Dog selfie #dogsofbluesky

Find a monster who holds hands like:

I'm guessing I'm not the only one eating handfuls of Tylenol rn.

I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation - you can tell from their faces. They really need some Tylenol.

Life coach, reviewing your daily affirmations: See this is your problem right here.

He just learned the name Tylenol today. He's saying it like he said "groceries".

Yeah why would we want any independent agencies? Let's just plaster everything in gold foil.

If you're wondering whether the military would follow illegal orders to kill you, that's been answered and answered and answered and answered.

Push back against these sniveling twerps, always.

Happy first day of fall, rascals! Also to these puppies.

Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/zZjnPbQKbIg?...

*New vid from a channel I subscribe to that I really want to watch but can't right at this moment* YouTube: no you scrolled past it you hate it we will never put it in your timeline again. *A chihuahua riding a motorized swan at a dog show 3 yrs ago* YouTube: this will be in your TL until you die

The week ahead: Monday: First day of fall Tuesday: Pumpkin Spice Rapture Wednesday - Saturday: More federal government crimes (to be continued)

I'm seeing a lot of posts about the $50k Tom Homan reportedly accepted as a bribe but I'm not seeing mentions of the salad bag. Always mention it was in a salad bag.

I used to love looking at the cards and postcards in shops. Finding a great card carried with it a great responsibility: writing a spectacular letter. Or at least trying. I loved writing and receiving letters - holding the paper, gazing at the handwriting, everything. I miss that.

#SleepySunday #DogsOfBluesky

Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/a9t61ruwaT4?...

Which movie do you consider to be perfect?

I admire Frog's self-confidence, his expression of affection and his loyalty.

The lying attorney general has to continually check her DMs to read whatever her whiny boss is crying about now. This is a small comfort.

*hysterically* Is anyone writing all... this... stuff... down?!

Hello Immigration Services, I have come from the Worst in the World Insane Asylum as I am one of the world's worst insane people. Please accept my application seeking asylum in your country, which I have filled out in triplicate, as required (which seems a little crazy, haha).

Imagine this is the slob you're shaming yourself for

*booming, menacing voice from the aether* The algorithm will be controlled by America!