elysia 🩷 ugly af even as a human oh krang you flop 👺 / EVIL

elysia 🩷 what if tmnt was freaky n they were called FREAKbop and FREAKsteady

You’re not excused

That’s what you think.

“THEY HAVE AN INDUSTRY?!” Her jaw is agape; she is FLABBERGASTED

… if you play along we might get more free stuff and benefit from it. 👺

Let me feel loved for once 👺

Okay well I like the free food, so shut up. 👹

And ?? You’re literally John liar.

She won’t believe you. ✋🙄

She thought you lied, I guess. 👹 Now I get free food. Loser. 👺

I literally did. She was visiting when Evelyn was with me and thought I was your daughter or something. 🙄 I let her think that so she gave me free candy. 😼

Raven looks HORRIFIED. 😭 “Where is my cheese..” 💧

Yeah , I met her 😼

“Cheese…. Is cheese???” Raven is SO confused 😭.

I’m gonna call your mom.

Chop chop. 👺

⚡KRACKO I need to make sure I have enough funds before August. No pressure!! I want to meet halfway!ko-fi.com/dharkonkrack...=0

Okay well Evelyn said she sent you a message asking if you can watch me for forty minutes sooo I guess I’ll tell her you let me starve 🙄

Evelyn says you have to make me a sandwich

NO 😡

Suffer.

Hungry …

“Cheese…?” 💧 Raven blinks. No one usually asks her about what cheese she wants. Oh no… what if he gets her the wrong cheese ?! “… cheese ??” ☹️

“I want Dino nuggies and a grilled cheese sandwich with the bread cut in half so there are two triangles, accompanied by apple juice.” The same food she’s eaten every day for practically her entire life.

Raven dramatically throws her head back, stomping a foot. “UGHHHHH!!! PLEASE feed me!” 😡

Emmy. Just thinking about how immature Raven is for her age. It’s very intentional , trust. 😼 her lore is incredibly sad 😭 🙏 she’s just a baby

GRUMBLING. “Feed me?”

[ Indeed, unfortunate. Raven is clinging to him like a koala bear. She snores louder — maybe that will make it more convincing. 😼 ]

The damn bees took my poking stick ..

[ she starts pretending to snore ?? 😭 obnoxiously loud, too 💀 . ]

And I said onward ?? 🙄 So gooooo. Moooooove. 👺

“Feed me, mortal.” 👺

Well, you do now. ONWARD !!! 👹

Can you carry me ? My legs are tired. [ LAUNCHING onto his back 😭. ]

My aunt is busy with the people on her planet or whatever. I’m fineeee. People look after me. 🙄 Right now, I’m just biting people.

Stares at @ofmaskedjester.bsky.social

Six feet under. 🫩

She grins mischievously. “I have come searching for food. Do you have any?”

Bites the reader.

Alright, listen up, guys. We GOTTA lock in. [ She's speaking to her army of frog plushies. ]

Thank you. ✨

Because they're dumb. 👺 I literally throw rocks at people for fun, dude. Of course, I wouldn't cry. ✨

Okay, well most are like.. super dumb or something. 🙄

How so ? I think I turned out pretty normal. 😼

Yayy !! Okay ! 😊

What do you do if someone dunks on you ? Like in basketball. What do you do ? If you dunk back, you get revenge. But then you look stupid and petty. But if you bvrn their house down, then you're a bad person. What do you do ?

What do you do if someone dunks on you.

elysia 🩷 i've doodled him in ch'rell's armor before btw lol . here 👺

THE BEES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. I repeat, the BEES have breached CONTAINMENT.