Four hours after the hero's name was released BBC News still calling him 'member of the public' His name is Ahmed el Ahmed He's a Muslim How many Jewish lives did his heroism save?

All these years Susan thought she was into gingerbread men but now….gingerbread people curious in rabid denial

Chris Rock is a gem ‘Anyone who makes up their mind before they hear the issue is the problem.”

Hey, this is a massive long shot but does anyone here have any connections to Oxford uni? My niece is visiting next year and Oxford is her dream so I’m going to take her for a visit but it would be next level if an alum could help x

Urgh, is there anything worse than a slack/teams message last thing on. Friday that says nothing more than “Hi”.

The FIFA peace prize is a bit much

My favourite thing about winter is feeling entirely justified spending a Friday night at home in my pjs.

@ziayusuf.bsky.social is a prime example of an unelected official who gained power via a party that advocated the end of….unelected officials

I fucking hate Question Time. Very angry and done now.

As an immigrant I thought I might give Question Time’s immigration special to see how it makes me feel. I can’t even find words for my fury. I can’t even be arsed justifying my being here any more.

Needed a bit of quality kiwi R&B tonight. Kid’s only 22. Beautiful music.youtube.com/watch?v=NGtF...

I have to spend Christmas with some deeply unpleasant people. Any tips on how to get through?

We used AI to settle a dinner table debate over who invented the car. A little disturbed that the answer finished with “what school level are you at? Let me know and I can condense the answer into something appropriate for your homework or assignment’

The “outrage” against the mansion tax boils down to one thing - your accountant can’t hide your house.

AI made one of my boys a gooner just in time for us to take the lead

I say stupid things a lot. I said stupid things today. I said stupid things as a child. I said stupid things at uni and I will probably say stupid things tomorrow. I’ve NEVER said “Hitler was right”. Fuck you Farage. That wasn’t a stupid thing to say. It was a racist thing to say

Curious as to how one says “gas them” in a non-hurtful way?

Why does ethnicity apparently matter when it’s a criminal and not when it’s someone who, I don’t know, saves passengers during an attack on a train?

My favourite irony is that everyone I’ve met who complains about immigration to the UK also has a relative that lives abroad

I’ve just found out I’m going to be published in a leading trade magazine! It’s really nice to have a win

Little peek behind the advertising curtain….companies use the people they choose in their ads because they make the company more money. If they didn’t, they wouldn’t. It’s not woke, it’s capitalism

Make Apes Great Again!

I think the scariest thing about this is how would anyone stop him? He’s already shown he has no care for standards, conventions and laws so what mechanism actually exists to prevent this? A payout?

You couldn’t make it up… “Baroness Mone & her husband Doug Barrowman have bought a £10m home on America’s “billionaire island”, where their neighbours will include Amazon’s Jeff Bezos..” Less than a month after PPE Medpro ordered to pay back £120m+ 🤦🏻‍♂️ www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/...

Is it weird that the last time we were in the 20s the rich lauded it over the workers and built their money before a right-wing driven war?

I think the world really misses Donna Summer

One of my odder trains of thought…there’s a scene in Harry Potter where Fleur transforms into a man and I wonder which toilet JK think s/he should use.

I have a lot of really shitty things going on atm. Can anyone who reads this please post a pic that can share a bit of light x

My Facebook account actually was hacked once. Immediately 20-ish people messaged me because they didn’t think I’d be selling viagra. I wonder how many of his friends messaged him? Or maybe it wasn’t surprising

When I’m having a bad day, I remember Liz Truss did and approved a promo pic where she didn’t know which way to hold a phone and I know I’ll be ok

I’ve been taking a social media break but Katie Lam has boiled my immigrant blood so here’s my take

Sad to say goodbye (again!) to this gorgeous city

In Delhi. I dare you belly!

I really don’t like the way I keep reading “company linked to Michelle Mone”. She was a Director. It was her company. I’m “linked” to something my cousin does. I’m responsible for a company I run.

I just want to celebrate all of us who are called names and feel the hurt because we think we might be what they call us. No make up, no fucks given #minging

I know I was just all jokey about being insulted online but one thing I hope people know before they call people names is that we’re all going through things. My little brother has cancer. Your words don’t do damage on their own but they do add up. Be kind my friends x

Inadvertently ended up in an immigration convo on Instagram. Have so far been called retarded, minging, and an idiot who plays dumb. The last one was my favourite because if I’m an idiot, I’m not playing 😂😂😂

Is there anything better to fall asleep to than Sam Cooke? King

What, and I repeat, WHAT the actual fuck?

I really miss when political anger was channeled through musicians like Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley and Rage Against the Machine. Now it just feels like angry white guys on YouTube

I don’t care what narrative some are trying to create. I bloody love London

It’s gone so quickly from ‘boat people’ to all immigrants. So quickly from ‘I don’t mind if they come here legally and pay taxes’ to ‘actually it’s anyone foreign’. We are living in the ‘first they came for’ poem. All to give the population a scapegoat so the super rich can hoard yet more wealth.

To afford a house I have to give up avocado on toast so obviously I’ll be replacing it with free swan and maybe the occasional cat #immigrantlife

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Every time Trump or Farage speak

I’m done. If you’re prepared to vote for Reform I want nothing to do with you. Your vote says that you want me, someone who works, volunteers, employs and pays taxes, to leave this country. Don’t expect me to give you the time of day.

Farage and Reform want to deport those of us with indefinite leave to remain. I hope he’s prepared to have a conversation with my employees and their families who will no longer have jobs when I move my company abroad if I can no longer live in the UK.

The person who invented the Google phone feature that allows your phone to automatically send people information has clearly never had a creepy ex boyfriend

It’s official, I’ve been living in the UK long enough to know about half the cast of #Strictly