Envious of girls who look pretty when they cry. I’m currently a bad version of a blobfish

Said goodbye to my beautiful boy, Archie, today. I don’t really have words but I do know that I was blessed to have over 13 years with this wonderful dude. Arohanui my friend. Go with love x

In the spirit of trying to talk about anything that isn’t depressing…:why do people insist they don’t snore?

Missed out on a tender and broke my toe today. Good times

I really wish politics was boring. I miss when we used to chat about fun things rather than war, genocide, bigotry, and all the rest of it.

Daylight saving (BST) idea…rather than losing an hours sleep between 2-3am, why not make so many people happy and change the time at 11am. Guess what? It’s lunchtime early!!

Genuinely hate that when you’re rich it’s “avoided” and when you’re not it’s “defrauded”. The only difference is the ability to pay an accountant

Propaganda about laying the foundation for propaganda

I can’t even comprehend what that sort of moment would feel like at 16! Well done Dowman

NZ, I miss you already.

I’d almost forgotten how beautiful NZ is

On my way back to NZ to see my little bro after his cancer treatment. Long journey but it’ll be worth it ❤️

What could ever go wrong with these bright sparks at the helm?

If you’re not following @monkemma.bsky.social already, famous for “Monk Debunks”, you need to

Drop a crush from your youth

Just finished it after a retry and…genuinely unpopular opinion. I don’t like John Wick

Charlie is right - people should act more like immigrants from northern Europe who came here in small boats.

Nothing like a sprinkle of treason to top off these shitbag sundaes

A little bit drunk because I sold my house today and am celebrating.

And people still believe that a monarchy is a solid plan

Hyperbole warning but today feels like a good one for women and girls. Even if Andrew’s arrest is more to do with sharing files, it must be nice for survivors to see this.

Fuuuucckkk

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... The internet has forever changed our relationship with shame and we’re seeing the consequences everywhere

Pretty sure I’ve got the cutest Valentine’s date

Nothing weirder than hearing a UK billionaire immigrant not only complain about immigration but talk of colonisation. Would love to tell him how Maori Hill in NZ got its name

The stark contrast is set to raise a simple but incendiary question: who is truly paying for Britain? Racist POS Ratcliffe, or people coming here from all over the world helping to build Britain? #UKNews

Night blueys. I’ve got a funeral to attend tomorrow and ngl, I’m not sure I’m ready to say goodbye. Hug someone you love for me x

Bad Bunny just made a point.

This sums up so much of my anger. Why is being “political” a “class”? Politics touches all of us and if you care about anything - guess what? - you’re political.

One thing I always enjoy with the Olympics is the inevitable, pearl clutching story about the number of condoms in the Olympic village.

Kermit calls for probe into all pig enthusiasts

Putting aside how gross it is to out beer ahead of children, there’s no guarantee a tax change would make a pub owner reduce the price anyway. So he wants to force millions of kids into poverty for an unenforceable “benefit”

Anniversary was a lot. Way too prescient. How I long for Friday when my brain just soaked up the silly action of the Wrecking Crew.

I’ve been told that irony can be tricky to understand. Imagine being someone who wouldn’t wear a mask during a pandemic but comfortable wearing one to shoot someone.

We all lead different lives and have different views but at some point, statistically, we have to agree on something. I’d love it to be no more killing. We lose enough people we love without the executions going on in the US.

Watching the NFL and remembering when playing in the snow was one of the worst things you could expect over there

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Anyone needing a palate cleanser - BBC2 is playing Dolly Parton at Glastonbury. Jolene live atm

Just think, in 10-20 years hell will be over-flowing

I’m personally looking forward to the next US president, as outlined in the Simpsons.

I hate that I think this but I can’t help but wonder if the fact a white, US man was murdered might finally give people a reason to wake up. I mean, nobody’s safe now, right?

Genuinely horrified

Ngl, this week has been hard. Thank you to everyone who has been supportive and kind. You all mean the world. Let’s hope that the wheel turns

Every time I think someone has reached peak disgusting…

Emma is trying to find a dermatologist she met in June 2025 on London’s South Bank who pointed out a worrying mole and saved her life as it was cancer. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

I lost a friend to cancer this week. I know it’s cliche but the world really won’t be the same without her. Empathetic, funny, smart - she could always find the person in the room who felt like an outsider and use her charm to make them feel welcome and heard. I’ll miss you Flick

👇👇👇👇👇👇 "Two members of Elon Musk’s DOGE team at the Social Security Administration were secretly in touch with a group seeking to 'overturn election results in certain states,' and one signed an agreement that may have involved using Social Security data..." www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Some days deserve to end in cake