Munya’s doco about wrestling and right wing politics is too good

If I’m Starmer I’m offering Raynor Health Secretary immediately. She’d be brilliant - work closely with unions and safeguard the NHS

Ok, last word on all this Reform stuff. It actually hurts to be an immigrant right now. You feel dehumanised. So I’m going to step out of this space for a few days, hang out with my dog, enjoy my birthday and not worry about what the future sadly looks like. Arohanui x

My local councillor is Reform. My actual neighbours have voted in a man affiliated with a party that has said they want to deport people with ILR. Me. Fucked if I’m bringing in anyone else’s bins now.

I’m off to bed but I’m done with the non-stop Reform platforming. Every council they win is a place that doesn’t want me here.

BBC election coverage has Labour, Conservative and Lib Dems on as the majority partîtes and Reform.

Watching election coverage….saw a dead crow on the way to vote. Omen? Or just a metaphor for modern democracy

On our way to vote!!

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are… Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.

UK council elections tomorrow and I truly hope people vote for the person they actually think will make a local difference. Not the person Facebook tells you to vote for but the person whose policies will make an impact.

Reform canvassers stopped by today to tell me all about their plans to end immigration. Fun letting them know that I’m both an immigrant and someone who understands what powers are actually devolved to councils. Dickheads

I mean, is anyone surprised? Between the horrific prices, social media scrutiny and potential detention, it’s not exactly an environment without risk

Check this guy out - you won’t regret it. He’s a talented, funny, good person

Oreo putting in a shift as my emotional support dog for football tonight! #COYG

Saka!!!!! #COYG

Taco Tuesday followed by the football….COYG

We’re going to know this week whether the UK wants us (immigrant employers and a super-cute dog) or if Reform is preferred and we will take it personally.

Fresh Union flags up all around my home. The worst part is the long stretch leading to the local hospital. It’s the fabric equivalent of dogs marking their territory. Immigrants aren’t the problem, ignorance is.

Does Andy Burnham genuinely believe he’s going to be treated differently by the UK press? Taking power is one thing. Governing in this climate is completely different

Draw in Madrid - I’ll take that despite the penalty dram. Let’s smash them at the Emirates

Interesting definition of “clear and obvious error”. On we go boys. LGYG

It’s been a rough month after losing his brother so seeing the sun and having a beer garden date was as overdue as the warm weather

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened. Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah. (h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

600 migrants crossed Channel in a single day BBC screams Yet not a word on the £600,000 Reforms Richard Tice avoided paying or nearly £100,000 he underpaid from a company that donates money to Reform Which is corrupt as hell and as an MP far more newsworthy than migrants but its Reform 🤷🏼‍♂️😡

I know young me would be judgy but sitting on the sofa watching Prince (BBC4) is a decent Friday

Wild theory - Trump threatens to burn the world because Baron found more Easter eggs this morning? Nothing hits like missing out on the good chocs

My dogs ashes came home today. Arohanui to my friends who have been here and much love to my friends here. You the difference

Envious of girls who look pretty when they cry. I’m currently a bad version of a blobfish

Said goodbye to my beautiful boy, Archie, today. I don’t really have words but I do know that I was blessed to have over 13 years with this wonderful dude. Arohanui my friend. Go with love x

In the spirit of trying to talk about anything that isn’t depressing…:why do people insist they don’t snore?

Missed out on a tender and broke my toe today. Good times

I really wish politics was boring. I miss when we used to chat about fun things rather than war, genocide, bigotry, and all the rest of it.

Daylight saving (BST) idea…rather than losing an hours sleep between 2-3am, why not make so many people happy and change the time at 11am. Guess what? It’s lunchtime early!!

Genuinely hate that when you’re rich it’s “avoided” and when you’re not it’s “defrauded”. The only difference is the ability to pay an accountant

Propaganda about laying the foundation for propaganda

I can’t even comprehend what that sort of moment would feel like at 16! Well done Dowman

NZ, I miss you already.

I’d almost forgotten how beautiful NZ is

On my way back to NZ to see my little bro after his cancer treatment. Long journey but it’ll be worth it ❤️

What could ever go wrong with these bright sparks at the helm?

If you’re not following @monkemma.bsky.social already, famous for “Monk Debunks”, you need to

Drop a crush from your youth

Just finished it after a retry and…genuinely unpopular opinion. I don’t like John Wick

Charlie is right - people should act more like immigrants from northern Europe who came here in small boats.

Nothing like a sprinkle of treason to top off these shitbag sundaes

A little bit drunk because I sold my house today and am celebrating.

And people still believe that a monarchy is a solid plan

Hyperbole warning but today feels like a good one for women and girls. Even if Andrew’s arrest is more to do with sharing files, it must be nice for survivors to see this.

Fuuuucckkk

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... The internet has forever changed our relationship with shame and we’re seeing the consequences everywhere