My submission for #JingleGameJam2025 -- If you can't beat them (rods), join them (rods). also youre santa claus fifteengames.itch.io/kris

New blog post! How I used ChatGPT to automate my buzzer, and the perils of doing so... aldenhallak.com/blog/posts/a...

Made some enemies on the internet with my fish drawing website. Postmortem of some flaws they used to try to ruin it: aldenhallak.com/blog/posts/d...

Built fish tinder so I could moderate fish really fast

people love my site!!! :))))

Made this cute little website over the past month in my spare time. So many fish have been drawn!!! No idea where they're all coming from. A real field of dreams moment :)

Women hold up half the sky. Other half? Trans and nonbinary folx

Nothing more humiliating than when a motion activated thing doesn't work . Waving multiple times. Thinking Maybe this wave will do it. Nope . Hanging myself in the workplace break room I guess

shane gillis in the bud light commercial as an apology for hunter

lowkey a sneeze feels so good when you don't have a mid coworker in your ears saying bless you

do u think guys that are into pegging think that every guy is into pegging and that they're the only ones open about it

September 10th 2001 Haiku: I Sure Hope Nothing Happens To The Twin Towers Tomorrow Morning

[Three Guys Figuring Out Their Role In Their Choir] (guy with high voice): yeah i think ill be an alto (guy with low voice): bass for me! or maybe a tenor (guy who's about to get a ton of pussy): i'm doing the beatboxing

must feel cool as fuck to be the guy beatboxing in the a capella group

Waterpark

Cupcakes

Nice Jacket

Lentil Soup

pushed some old lady down the stairs and now everyone's really mad at me

Tinder Match

might start posting autofiction to bluesky

guys the shooter and i were instagram mutuals and my phone is blowing up how do i leverage this for clout

when the white boy lowkey has drip

me when i'm outside of a hotel at 6:45 am on a wednesday

why cant gay guys just say "you look nice"

me (still working on 2023 OKRs) walking to my performance review during layoff season

i love when someone's weaker than me at the gym it's like "ok twink"

everyone who has less listen minutes than me is a loser and everyone who has more is a freak

it's so fun when someone has a picture of them at a subway station bc it's like "i've been there!!!"

i used to always say "i'm going to kill myself" like at the drop of a hat. and then i'd say it so often that i'd just be lying in bed and it would be repeating in my head so i don't say it anymore but it feels really good to say like scratching an itch

on instagram liking all the spotify wrapped stories because i love my friends and cherish every thing they choose to share with me

lowkey i was spitting

not going to explicitly say why i was looking this up but you can probably guess

running for president so it makes it illegal to say that you want to kill me

[caveman town hall] Grug (inventor): And that why Grug Invent Wheel. For grain transport Brug (hunter): No need grain. Hunt for food. Grug Bad Inventor Crug (smart): Hunt food no good. Hunt food go away. Grug good inventor Brian (weird nipples): Maybe Grug invent Shirt? like to wear over chest

My DMs are so good now

confuses me when i ask someone their religion and they say smth like "half jewish half christian."

i'd pardon my son even if he killed someone.... like that's bestie

who up squirting they cucumber

spending lots of time with a millennial which means i now use reaction gifs and bluesky

liberal friend (really upset about the election): i cant believe trump won. we have to do something about it leftist friend (smug): i told you this would happen. now's the time to organize the working class centrist friend (anti-trump) (trying to bring back the flash mob): we should do a flash mob

Love making friends on this app!

created a bot to follow random people on bluesky and now my feed is total garbage

rabbit rabbit rabbit gang let's get this bread

spending lots of time with a millennial which means i now use reaction gifs and bluesky

interesting how this guys subconscious kind of deeply understands the classic themes behind zombie movies

apparently today was "black friday." what's next, chinese monday? follow me on bluesky for more hilarious content such as that!