Everybody know me head sick

A man will literally ruin your life if you allow it

Good morning! Otw to work, ready to give it my best effort—or whatever’s left of it.

Next man to buy me a car has to maintain it. This is too much

I love spending money on men

💪🏽

Beauty of living in the present is the gain of clarity

When lady lava said “Who not sexing, vexing…” she meant it. The most miserable people short a fuck

Me just love deh ah me man foot

I am exactly who I think I am

Bredda sometimes me just no inna bo chattings

I have problems beyond my control

6 o’clock pussy get up

A whore

And me no run pickney joke.

Me no run madda joke.

The breed a bad wud me ready fi tell me family is a disgrace. Them agoh haffi wonder if ah Suh me did grow.

I know exactly where I’m going to tatt my husbands name

About to book a hair appointment so life can feel worth living again

I feel like screaming

I love hookah

I went to a Tea Party

Love when a man disappears so I can show out

Top tier🇯🇲

I’m about to book some one day flights just because

Feels like a good night to lay down and go online shopping

I’m done with alcohol

Theyre gonna look like they’re melting 🫠 😂

Batty ago look like when tire a slow leak

BBLs are going to look crazy as hell when these people are 80

Hookah and a Lemon Drop 🫦

I really don’t get the DDG hate train

Just Mek some pepper shrimp and BWOYYYY me nevaaaa forget the pepper

Glad for the "Follows You" banner in my following list so I can quickly know who to unfollow

I’m done gambling

One Miyatangood and if me cyaa get it me ah guh back pon dirty Twitter!!!

Why does my name say “invalid handle” Miyatangood!!! Them bad mind me???

Anytime a man disappear at night, just know he is getting fucked.

If you lose just seh dem scam yuh

I just bet $50 on this parlay. If I lose, I’m deleting the app.

Social media ain’t felt this social in quite some time

I love being parked up in the car and just sitting 😭😭 very therapeutic

I don’t follow people I had sex with on ANY media

I was going to tell my cousin to get on BlueSky, but she’s going to be like “Another Social Media?? I can’t take another Social Media” so me ah left it.

No man. Smaddy haffi bring me fi some hookah 😭😭😭

In the club, we all fam

I love Jamaicans. They’re literally perfect.

It appears to be a clean Twitter 😭 I don’t even want to use profanity.