My corporate job is either "yay! All emails cleared!" And 0/27 tasks complete!! Or "Yay!! 20/27 tasks complete!" And 39 unread emails 😭

I've only been working in corporate america for 3 years. What's the equivalent to trying to scan into your house/car with your badge because the hospital got you that fucked up?

......so. what if i do some retcon in Salamanders heir because i want to do a more interesting lore drop for the Salamanders heir.... I think pretty minor but it will change a couple of published bits of the story....

Qifrey has bewitched me.. #WitchHatAtelier #Δ帽子 #artpost

Fighting my demons today

Context: my roommats cat acted like he wanted to cuddle but then went to chew on my plants :(

I offer you refuge against the heat of my own body I offer you your own space within mine And still you prefer betrayal And still you chew the leaves of the innocent You have forced my hand to cast you out

Ok wait. Ignis who grew up with 2 different cultures leads to fun speech: "Noct! I say! You good fam??"

Feeling old today like Who keeps touching the clocks?!? Paws off!!

Oli made me cry TWICE last night about ffxv 😭😭 Those are my boyssss im chicken tendy for them 😭😭

I survived my illness I can write again

Is anyone going to katsucon?

You know whats funny. I had told my realtor when house shopping tjay id never lived in a house with the above ground wiring so i wasnt sure of what issues to expect or how it differed. He told me it wasnt really different at all just may have damage if there's a particularly large storm maybe.

LRT: Its because an entire generation had the OG micro/soft word crash mid 3k in and there was no recovery back in the day. You just had to di it again. Write a paragraph, spam the floppy disk save.

I can’t trust that save to do its job.

How long until katsucon realizes they sent out badges for 12 days of convention....

We have two soup turkeys, one soup turkey with meat, and a half meat half no meat soup chicken in the fridge. Once i commit, we are unstoppable

Oikawa doesnt feel particularly vulnerable until he's under Ushijima’s powerful body. And its not so much the fingers tangled with his or the too smooth way ushijima fucks him that makes him feel exposed. Moreso the way Ushijima’s gaze holds his. The way he doesnt look away or allow oikawa to hide

Its ok to dream in color!!!

The plan: be discreet Franky: here's a TANK use this!

brb getting emotional about my own writing and revisiting this pretty little ushioi scene 🥹🥹🥹🫠

Erica: says literally anything Me: sweating because i can't remember if i have shared XYZ before Me: says 2 words on XYZ Erica: you have told me this before Me:

Omg rule of the hunt iwachan is going to go THROUGH it The scene i just envisioned.... 🤭🤭🙈🙈🙈

Shows that have to maintain something like a 14+ rating are crazy cause what do u mean u cant really execute someone with blood and weapons cause rating But you can BOIL THEM ALIVE IN HOT OIL AND ITLL BE OK TO SHOW THEM BURNING TO A CRISP AND SCREAMING???? Ok one piece, go off queen

Just because I think it's fun... Here are all of the chapter titles I have so far for Rule of the Hunt. Most of these are completed scenes but fragmented connections. Overall, RoTH has over 202k words on the manuscript...

Rule of The Hunt Chapter 4: Trapped and Abandoned! Hajime gets a little more bang for his buck. archiveofourown.org/works/727872...

Interest check: I have a Iwaizumi/kyoutani/oikawa slice of life fic that is like pretty short for what i normally write. Just a single scene of the world. Is it of interest to /anyone/ if i post it?? The thing is like 6 years old so im very much not going to do anything with it.

Ill update Rule of the Hunt tomorrow Now that alie has been updated lol

Ugh, i forgot about post aura migraine soreness. I am tender today

My emergency aura migraine protocol went fucking FLAWLESSLY today (thank u great apollo) so ill get back to doing what i was in the middle of before aura WRECKED MY VISION Building the Take Me Down universe in Sims

The vibes in the kitchen are hilarious right now. Erica: just jamming having a fun chill time food prepping and listening to music maybe Me: panicking and scarfing down the easiest to cook and easiest to maybe barf up food before i get too nauseous to eat because, The Aura has started.

GUESS WHAT I FORGOT TO UPLOAD TO SALAMANDER'S HEIR WHEN I POSTED TO AO3.... THE FOOKING MAP I MADE FOR THE UNIVERSE OOPS

There is nothing quite like the whiplash only parents can give you. Dad telling me i need to struggle rather than rely on his knowlege on how to be a home owner. Mom literally messaging me in the same moment to tell me she got me a tree ornament because it was cute and she thought of me.

A Lesson in Exercise Chapter 8: High Value Alpha archiveofourown.org/works/441164...

I apologize in advance for the next chapter of alie 🙈🙈🙈

Alie is SO CLOSE to being ready for my beta

🕊️🦢 Turtle Dove and The Swan #UshiOi | omegaverse | E ch 17. your heart, a thousand colors. all shades of blue aka the mini sick fic archiveofourown.org/works/444936...

Need iwachan to get his back blown out but my brain isnt cooperating. 😭😭 Who took all the horny brain juice???

it's not gonna fit- oops, nevermind~

I'm working on Alie next I promise!!

Rule of The Hunt Chapter 3: Resist! Hajime refuses to give in that easily. Tooru not so secretly likes that about him. archiveofourown.org/works/727872...

If I could delete a single word from the lexicon it would be "talent." I hate that word. It's all just buildable skills and people who want to hide behind flimsy excuses for why they *can't* do anything just say they don't have "talent." You can do it, you just have to practice first, Pansy.

Pro volleyball player oikawa who was blown once by iwaizumi pregame and they crushed the other team so badly hes now superstitious and demands head before each game.

Listen. I thought chapter 3 of Rule of the hunt was ready. But i hate the abrupt ending. So im gonna add some more.....

.....being charged $1.25 to update my mailing address??? Surely thats not even worth the fees of *running* the card.....

The Hunt begins! Hajime has to run for his freedom or fail and subjugate himself to Tooru as a pet. Mind the tags! archiveofourown.org/works/727872...

Listen. I had to change my title ok. The normies caught wind