We did not, in fact, let em fucking know

Grizz died?!? 😭

not gonna lie, I do like "let 'em **C**** know!" #cavs

Uhhhhhhhhh I mean gonna guess there's a lot of those around but okay

What's up with MSG just constantly playing organ music

Well, that was going well for a few minutes #cavs

Now watching players I've never seen before 😂 Less than 3 minutes left, we're up by 26 and I still can't relax

Let's fucking goooooooo

Cavs, I love you and you're killing me

Why does there have to be at least one incredibly shrill drunk woman watching any sporting event at any bar

Haven't planned a bday trip yet...Minneapolis? Austin? Somewhere???

there's a facebook "joke" going around where people post that they've been robbed and then point out the suspect as THE PUMP. ha ha ha ha ha ha gas is so expensive guys it's like a dang robbery oh my god

Well that was some bullshit

Prof: REHE 258 Final Exam (empty email with a PDF attached) Me (yesterday): Received Me (this morning): There are a few where I can't tell what the correct answers are. Him: I did not send you an exam for 258. Not sure what you are referring to

I know it's my fault for being on facebook, but I fucking HATE how so many reels are just like a 2-second repeating video with a whole fucking PARAGRAPH of text that's hard to read against the background of the video. Whoever decided everything needs to be a video needs to fuck off forever.

I feel like the answers that I was the only person on the team to know at trivia last night are so funny as a group: Too Short Alice Waters Basquiat A Critique of Pure Reason

I am back at that bar that doesn't have Coke and I was like "you said they had ginger ale right?" And my bf said yes but then reported back that they only have ginger beer and non-alcoholic ginger beer

A prof called me FOUR TIMES this morning. No voicemail. No voicemail. Actually told me what he wanted. 5 seconds of silence followed by a sneeze.

Saw @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social this weekend and can't stop wondering about how many identical gray hoodies he owns

The Cavs put out Hello Kitty tees and they are available for...men. And kids. No women's. Are you fucking kidding me?!

Felt like the universe was telling me I shouldn't have come to work today -- two traffic jams (in what's normally a ~15 minute trip), had to dodge a construction barrel in the middle of the highway...

Who says journalism is dead?

I don't really NEED a Costco membership, but it's on Groupon for $65 for the year with a $45 credit, so only $20, really...

This storm thirsty af for my attention, damn

At a bar that doesn't have Coke (but does have Diet Coke) and am I being a baby to think that's fucked up lol

you think we can pay for the Usher tour in Usher bucks?

Today has just felt impossibly long

Hot take: the TACO thing isn't really any better than Let's Go Brandon

Just saw a post linking some article about what "Kanye West's rapid comeback" says about things and...what rapid comeback? Haven't heard from the man, don't want to.

Got an email from my car dealership about service and the email signature says "Internet Service Assistant". Does that mean this is a robot? Or is that a real title someone has?

Yesterday, I went to ALDI to return something. The guy in front of me in line had a whole full cart and as he's loading it onto the belt, he separates it into THREE separate payments.

In other news, I'm really sick of the "Dubai Chocolate" trend and would like it to go away now. Thanks.

One thing I find absurd but endearing about my BF's mom is that their bathroom always has seasonal hand towels in it but you DO NOT USE THE SEASONAL HAND TOWELS, you use the random other hand towel that's sitting on the side of the sink.

March 11th: send exam report to faculty asking for adjustments; get a reply that he'll look at it the next day. [time passes] April 3rd: faculty asks me when the students are going to get their grades

Surely you can tell which one is me

Watching a doc about Alex Jones' Sandy Hook shit and it's just insane to me that some of these people seem to still believe it was fake. Like, okay, show me the kids, then? And if it was faked, to what end? What good came out of it for any of those people???

I feel like the Garden Party episode of the Office might actually be more uncomfortable than the Dinner Party

i thought we had leftovers but we don't and i do not feel like making anything to eat. if i lived in ancient times i would've starved so fucking fast.

it is my work's Spring Break but we still have to work and also I am sick and this is all bullshit

These cold medicine pills I bought look like little oil beads I used to hoard for baths as a kid. Why are they so vivid and shiny?!

The lady who hit me's insurance called me last week (6 weeks after she hit me) to ask if my car had been fixed. Then she's telling me they need something from my insurance and I'm literally like 'sounds like you need to talk to them and I should have nothing to do with it!'

I swore at Cubicle Lady yesterday and when after I said it was unprofessional, the two ladies nearby were like 'you had to!'

joining my bf's family's march madness bracket group. what do i name my bracket?

i don't think i should have to complete my workday after it's been interrupted by a meteor exploding

so supposedly a meteor hit somewhere in Ohio like half an hour ago?????

I feel like Matt Berry is reading the Burger King copy perfectly sincerely but I just can't stop laughing at it

I would really think in the year of our lord 2026 that a building would be able to be kept at a decent temperature and not be extremely hot one day because it was unexpectedly 50 degrees outside and then extremely cold the next when it is expectedly 35 outside

Those Live Nation messages are crazy, talking about "robbing them blind...and OMG did you see Brian's hat? he looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe"

Have done my taxes online the past few years but last year it cost me money bc it's JUST complicated enough. Decided to do it on paper to save the money even though it's super annoying and I'M DONE PLEASE CLAP

I've just instinctually never wanted to watch Hamnet and bro this guy is petting a hawk within the first couple minutes?! That thing should eat his face off.