H_Ram
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oh my god
about 1 year ago
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Mac McAnally is touring here again and I'm very sorry to this man but I just cannot handle his name
2 days ago
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Seeing "news" that they got 50k people to sign a petition to replace Bad Bunny with George Strait. There are over 250,000,000 adults in the United States. Congrats on getting .02% of the people to agree with you, really fucking impressive.
3 days ago
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In the lobby before a show and they need to talk to people in the first 4 rows so they keep asking people that as they come in the door and people are going "I dunno... Row O????" Do we not know how seating rows typically work or do we not know the alphabet?
4 days ago
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just realized from this thumbnail that my Blackbeard costume is also basically a Mantzoukas costume, I just don't need to put on all the tattoos.
10 days ago
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LA people, have you ever driven to Palm Springs? Would that drive from a direct flight to LA be better than flying CLE to DEN to Palm Springs?
11 days ago
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Looks fucking smug about it too
27 days ago
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Nothing worse than writing someone an email and getting a "can you call me?" in return
30 days ago
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Trying to pick a song to do a Halloween twerk workshop and Black Widow hits but I just feel like I CANNOT use Iggy Azalea
about 1 month ago
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Apparently someone in my neighborhood ordered root beer, Fanta, and an energy drink from 711 last night and had it delivered and it's been on my porch since
about 1 month ago
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most of my stuff from my old phone carried over just fine but i still get irritated out of proportion when i have to try to get back into some app i haven't thought about my info for in years
about 1 month ago
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truly in disbelief that if your phone is broken, you cannot log into the website that would help you with your phone being broken
about 1 month ago
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my phone is dead, so i went to log in on the Verizon website but you have to fucking get a notification sent to your PHONE to log in on the website, so how the fuck am I supposed to do that?!?!?!?!
about 1 month ago
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omg i keep putting holds on new books thinking it'll take awhile to get them and then they instantly come in and now i have like 5 freaking books to read
about 1 month ago
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Was just outside for maybe ten minutes and now have 10,000 bug bites
about 1 month ago
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Got American instead of cheddar on my bagel sando and it was really the wrong move. It's perfect on a McDonald's one but for a real one it is NOT
about 1 month ago
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Silk Sonic should make more music.
about 1 month ago
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my milkshake brings all the poor, clinically depressed boys to the yard
about 1 month ago
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Opened my freezer and I have chicken sausage patties, pork sausage links, and brats in there and my brain went "sausaaaaaaaage" to the 'tune' of MUSTAAAAAARD
about 1 month ago
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Get you a group chat where you send the worst possible pictures of yourself
about 1 month ago
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Was checking the expiration date on my milk and had to think about what day it was... Literally forgot.
about 1 month ago
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Bought a couple of greeting cards from a local shop and they've been emailing me asking me to review the products. I'm not writing a review for a card!! There's not really a way for a card to malfunction!!
about 2 months ago
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Even though I know and have known that Andrew Garfield is British, my brain refuses to accept it and breaks every time I hear him speak in his regular voice
about 2 months ago
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one more day til Casaaaaaaa Bonitaaaaaaa
about 2 months ago
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Walked into the bathroom, turned my straightener on. Wasn't plugged in. Plugged it in, walked away for a second, went to use it, not hot bc I didn't turn it on after I actually plugged it in. Firing on all cylinders here.
about 2 months ago
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a student really just wrote in that they went to bed late so are tired and want to be excused from class
about 2 months ago
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Watching Love is Blind UK and this episode really just ended with a man saying "I have to trust my spleen..."
about 2 months ago
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I hate that I have to pretend I'm going to order food just to see any restaurant's menu now
about 2 months ago
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the dude at Dunkin put my frosted donuts frosting side down in the bag but he seemed like possibly the most depressed person i've ever seen so i'm not going to complain. please clap.
about 2 months ago
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Doctor's office: you have an 11am appointment but be here by 1045 and we're gonna text you immediately to make sure you are Doctor: lol whatever see you when I see you
about 2 months ago
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Just saved something I spent like an hour on as a CSV instead of an XLSX and so now everything is basically lost ☠️
about 2 months ago
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Huge pet peeve at work: students emailing me to ask if they have to go to something. Do you think we scheduled this for you not to go to it?! YES YOU HAVE TO GO
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes I get random ads for nail polish and without the word nail in front, I always read it as Polish. Polish Party? Sounds good...ohhhhh nevermind
2 months ago
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So did Snoop just now complain about a movie from 3 years ago or did people suddenly decide to start talking about it for some reason
2 months ago
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Went to Taco Bell and as the kid hands me my food he says "would you believe the guy behind you ordered the exact same thing?" And I'm like "even no tomatoes?" Yes. I'm like "is it my soul mate???"
2 months ago
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TIL there's a line dance to Cotton Eye Joe and I was fine not having this information
2 months ago
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eating a york peppermint patty to try to get a sensation
2 months ago
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Leave it to Lil Nas X to get arrested for code section 69
2 months ago
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so THAT's why these jeans are fitting so weird
2 months ago
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there's a new giraffe calf at our zoo it's really fun to say giraffe calf
2 months ago
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A student just came in to talk to the registrar and said "I got a Taco Bell scholarship..." and then had to pause while she laughed because what a weird thing to exist (good for him, though, and for Taco Bell for doing that, apparently?)
2 months ago
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just saw a Macy Gray cover of Creep and i love that song so much by seemingly anyone but Radiohead themselves
2 months ago
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the registrar is on a zoom meeting. she is in her office with the door closed. i can still hear it like i'm on it myself.
2 months ago
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My city was supposedly just ranked #2 most affordable housing market in the world. The WORLD?! Guess I'm definitely never buying a fucking house!
2 months ago
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Why does this Pokemon look like a butt with little legs sticking out of a ruffled skirt
2 months ago
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I'm ready for Dubai chocolate's fifteen minutes of fame to be over
2 months ago
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I wish Mel Gibson wasn't a piece of shit bc he was so cute and hot in the late 90s early 00s
2 months ago
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if anyone was curious, I bought Assassin's Creed Syndicate and Sonic Mania bc they were like $10/15 each and seem up my alley.
2 months ago
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Got a Switch 2 and finally re-setup my PS4. Hit me with your recs! I liked all the Arkhams and the Italian Assassin's Creeds... Also Animal Crossing and Pokemon stuff...
2 months ago
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Y'all need anything, I'm going to the
2 months ago
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got one of those automated "time to bring your car in for service!" emails while I'm sitting in the waiting room while they work on my car...
3 months ago
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