I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Spent some time today migrating the Blind Skeleton and Skeleton Brew mail lists to my own host. This was hurried up by being informed that my initial mail list provider was flagged for malware. So, if you're looking for a free #coffee sample, head over to blindskeleton.one/free-coffee and sign up!

@yuliasilvae.bsky.social and I will be doing a LIVE #Christmas Eve show! 4:00pm EST, Christmas Eve. blindskeleton.one/radio. This will be a real "Old Time Christmas" as we play #78rpm songs from the dawn of recorded music. No rap. No Wham. No Mariah. No crap. Just great old #music.

To drink hotel coffee or to not drink hotel coffee; that is the question. With apologies to Hamlet who did not know of coffee, but would have enjoyed it dark and bitter if he did. #coffee #bonesinthehome (hotel) skeletonbrew.coffee

He may look like he's not working, but in reality, King Ossian is always working. He is currently watching current events to determine who is more worthy: cats or dogs. He concludes that they both are. #bonesinthehome #coffee vist.ly/4jaz9 #starbucks sucks #alwayscoffee

King Ossian is awash in coffee, and he wants to share! Head over to vist.ly/4j7sj or vist.ly/4j7sm to join either mailing list and score some free #coffee! #startbucks sucks

In this day of falsehoods, disinformation, and outright lies, public media and broadcasting is more vital than ever. We can all do what we can. $1 from every bag of Skeleton Brew coffee sold is donated to public broadcasting. It matters. skeletonbrew.coffee #coffee #nokings #publicbroadcasting

King Ossian has finally found a use for the #elfontheshelf: "hold my coffee." Tired of cutesy and want just good coffee? The good King has what you need. vist.ly/4iwgm #coffee #bonesinthehome #nomoreelfontheshelfplease

Under the watchful gaze of King Ossian, even the #elfontheshelf is expected to mind it's manners. skeletonbrew.coffee #bonesinthehome

Good King Ossian is here to help @yuliasilvae.bsky.social and I set up this weeks Three Tune Tuesday podcast. #coffee and #music all at the same time. What could be better? Last week's Three Tune Tuesday theme was "Kwanzaa". This week, "Hanukkah." I expect to be corrected a lot. vist.ly/4immg

King Ossian has overlooked the first significant snowfall in the kingdom of Caffeination and declared that it is both very pretty, and deserved of staying inside with a hot coffee from Skeleton Brew. vist.ly/4igt9 #bonesinthehome #coffee

Is King Ossian the King of Coffee? Maybe. Maybe not. But he'd like to give you a free sample of Skeleton Brew Coffee! vist.ly/4iesx #coffee #bonesinthehome #nomoreelfontheshelf #christmas

Has King Ossian done something untoward with the #elfontheshelf today? These three aren't saying. They're too busy enjoying a good Skeleton Brew coffee. vist.ly/4iab3

The #elfontheshelf spies on you. King Ossian brings #coffee. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4i6af

King Ossian declares the era of the #elfontheshelf as passed, and institutes a new #coffee focused #bonesinthehome era. He politely requests you review his #christmas and #winter roasts: vist.ly/4i3a3

Whatever happened to the #elfontheshelf? These chaps are staying silent. Instead, they're bringing great #coffee. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4hud4

Everything at skeletonbrew.coffee is 10% off Dec 9 - no coupon needed - to celebrate my birthday! #coffee #christmas

King Ossian has taken up residence on the mantel, surveying the realm and judging the candle placement. He says everything passes… for now... yet more #coffee is needed. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4hmzt

The Elf tried to reclaim his holiday turf. King Ossian responded by introducing him to the cauldron. Diplomacy is not the King’s strong suit. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4hj2z

King Ossian to #elfontheshelf: get stuffed and have a coffee. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4hhbx

King Ossian has declared it the first snowfall of the season. Citizens are advised to keep warm, stay loyal, and drink good coffee. The Shelf Elf will henceforth serve as ottoman and side table until we have achieved full caffienation. vist.ly/4hcgd

I've not heard Seether's cover of Careless Whisper before but.. damn. I think it's superior to the original. #XPNCountdown

The first Kathleen Edwards song I ever heard was a cover of The Logical Song, and I've been a fan of hers since. #XPNCountdown

Hard to believe that the Nitty Gritty's version of Mr. Bojangles is a cover. As a wee child I loved this song (still do) and for the longest time it was the only version I knew of. #XPNCountdown

Super happy to hear Power Station on the #xpncountdown! That brings back some memories, for sure!

Wait. "You mean Willie Nelson didn't write "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain" - and he didn't record it first?" Nope and nope. It was written by Fred Rose and first recorded by Elton Britt in 1946. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVhY... #XPNCountdown

I voted for @weezer.bsky.social's entire Teal Album for @wxpnfm.bsky.social's 885 best cover's of all time countdown. Crossing fingers and waiting! Meantime, Type O Negative's Cinnamon Girl cover is pretty epic. #xpncountdown.

It's on!!! The #XPNCountdown has begun with song #885 - a cover of "Yes We Can Can" by the Pointer Sisters, written by Allen Toussaint, and first released by Lee Dorsey in 1970. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckS...

King Ossian is spending the day enjoying coffee and listening to the top 885 covers of all time on @wxpnfm.bsky.social. $1 from every bag of Skeleton Brew coffee purchased is donated to public broadcasting, because public broadcasting is important. skeletonbrew.one/pages/bones-... #bonesinthehome

HAPPY #XPNCountdown DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE And if you don’t celebrate you absolutely should celebrate. Go listen to @wxpnfm.bsky.social starting today at 8am EDT with the great @kristenkurtis.bsky.social and join in on a communal adventure for your ears and soul.

Elf on the Shelf might be cute, but King Ossian brings #coffee! You choose. vist.ly/4g2m3

King Ossian has claimed his throne beneath the Yule tree… and your coffee. Royalty, after all, is built on solid beans. vist.ly/4gvpe #coffee #yule #bonesinthehome

Move over, Elf on the Shelf. December now belongs to Bones in the Home, ruler of espresso, chaos, and questionable holiday decisions. vist.ly/4gpcs #coffee #christmas #yule

Businesses don’t need more tchotchkes. They need caffeine with character. Skeleton Brew delivers both. vist.ly/4e2nd #coffee

Your brand deserves better than stale cookies. Put your logo on a bag of freshly roasted coffee and call it a win. vist.ly/4eyv5

Hey, @lastweektonight.com, we don't mean to toot our own horn (actually , we do), over here at Skeleton Brew Coffee, we support public broadcasting, too. $1 from every bag of coffee purchased ($2 from every bag of our No Kings line) is donated to public broadcasting. (skeletonbrew.coffee)

Skip the generic gift baskets. Send something your clients will actually open: small-batch Skeleton Brew with custom labels. vist.ly/4et34 #coffee #christmas #gifts

Give a holiday gift that doesn’t get re-gifted. Skeleton Brew’s corporate gifting turns coffee into a story worth drinking. vist.ly/4emtk #coffee #gifting #christmas

Yule is our time of the year, here at Skeleton Brew. We have a variety of items available for Yule, including #coffee (of course), as well as greeting cards, and even a book! skeletonbrew.one/collections/... #coffee #yule

Flat Boneapart was at Knoebels amusement park last week. Are you looking to win free #coffee? Check out skeletonbrew.coffee, download Flat Boneapart and take him on an adventure! Pretty simple. Rules and details on the site! #fallintocoffee

Liberté. Égalité. Fraternité. We don’t brew for kings. We brew for everyone else. vist.ly/4axqu #coffee #nokings $2 from every bag sold is donated to public broadcasting

Liberté. Égalité. Fraternité. No crowns. No masters. Just coffee — and the courage to share it. vist.ly/4avmw #coffee #nokings $2 from every bag sold is donated to public broadcasting

Liberté. Égalité. Fraternité. Three roasts. One cause. Coffee for the people, not the crown. vist.ly/4ary7 #coffee #nokings $2 from every bag sold is donated to public broadcasting

Liberté. Égalité. Fraternité. The fuel of revolution — roasted fresh. #coffee #nokings skeletonbrew.one/collections/... $2 from every bag of No Kings purchased is donated to public broadcasting.

Spreading the coffee love while fighting like hell to help our journalists and public services. Caffeinate - Elucidate - Emancipate #vivelaresistance #NoKings #coffee #damnGOODcoffee

No Kings Coffee: strong beans for stronger communities. #NoKings vist.ly/4adea $2 from every bag purchased is donated to public broadcasting to keep up the good fight. #coffee

We all can't do everything, but we can all do something. $2 from every bag of Skeleton Brew's #nokings line is donated to public broadcasting. That's one way we do something and give back. Good coffee. Good tea. #nokings. #coffee #publicbroadcasting skeletonbrew.one/collections/...

Fall isn’t about pumpkin spice. It’s about skeletons in jars. #fallintocoffee $1 from every bag purchased is donated to public broadcasting. #coffee vist.ly/4a5b5ffee/

If you like coffee, public broadcasting, and taking a stand, check out Skeleton Brew's #nokings line of coffee. We donate $2 to every bag purchased to public broadcasting. skeletonbrew.one/collections/... #coffee #tea #publicbroadcasting